DV Devnull is fired from Sesame Street for cooking Big Bird because you were threatened with a headache.

 

Alg is fired from the ediotorial panel for posting all potential articles on reddit so the grammar Nazi's will proof it for you instead.

 

And I'm fired from FG for unexcuseable absence.

 

Did I miss anyone?

Hey, you can't fire more than one person at the same time.

 

You're fired from a business center for that.

Fired from Kindergarten for not promoting Mao's little red piece of literary trash book.

You're fired from a law firm for attempting to smoke legal documents.

You're Fired from a Smoke Shop for making cigars with legal documents. :P

 

~D. V. "Talk about a delayed punchline..." Devnull

You're fired from the oil company because you don't know jackshit about oil.

Fired from building construction for getting the materials by stealing them from structures from around the area.

Fired from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen for neither being all that special nor being a gentleman.

You're Fired from Narnia for killing the four children! :mad:

 

~D. V. "They were supposed to be the rulers of a light era!" Devnull

You're fired from a chocolate factory FOR EATING ALL THE CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!??! THAT CHOCOLATE WAS MEANT FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!

You're also fired from the chocolate factory for trying to steal an Oompa Loompa.

Fired from the same factory for trying to create an Oompa Loompa Worker's Union...

 

... and roasting one of them for dinner.

Fired from the chocolate factory for stealing all the snozzberry wallpaper.

Fired from the Chocolate Factory for trying to smuggle Willy Wonka out for your own purposes.

You're fired from the government for keeping up firing people from the same company. I mean seriously, we have been fired from the chocolate factory enough already.

Fired from the unemployment line for getting a job at the Chocolate Factory.

Fired from the unemployment office for paying unemployed people to do your job while you robbed a bakery.

Fired from the Bakery for making terrible cookies and causing the Girl Scouts to have finance quarters in the red. Oh, and making terrible cakes involving the Gingerbread Man art-wise.

You're fired from the bakery for making various creams without the needed sugar to make them taste right. Like, who wants to eat a cake with frosting that makes it taste bad anyway? :-x

 

~D. V. "Blech!" Devnull

You're fired from the flamethrower factory because someone called the fire department and asked them to exhaust all the fire in the factory. You were the only one at the factory when the fire department arrived, so it has to be you who did it.

Fired from the meat factory for trying to insert vegetarian items into the lines in the name of PETA.

Fired from PETA for ordering a rare steak when a bunch of your friends in the organization took you out to dinner for your birthday.

You're fried from the Justice League for claiming to be a superhero but having no superhero qualities.

You're fried from the Justice League for claiming to be a superhero but having no superhero qualities.

You're fired from Spelling Masters Inc. for misspelling a word in that previous firing. :twss:

 

~D. V. "I'm not a spelling nut... I just wanted to make a quick firing..." Devnull

Fired from the Police Force for insisting on wearing a red trenchcoat on duty.