Fired from the firefighters for fighting fire with fire.

Fired from The Link Masters Group for not providing a link to reference such a thing. :shades:

 

In fact... http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/617 ... will basically show what you just said. ;)

 

~D. V. "I actually happen to know a comic page with that depiction!" Devnull

Fired from Godot Bikes, Inc, for making Estragon and Vladmir wait for so long.

You're fired from a job interview for offending your boss a lot.

 

Wait, that was just a job interview, he isn't your boss, and he never will be because you got fired before you even got the job.

 

Wow, you managed to get fired without getting hired in the first place? I have no idea how you managed to do that, you must have some skills because that requires some skills.

You're Fired from the Time Travelers Club for deciding to try and kill a Fellow Time Traveler ... And that was like Rule #1 you just broke, too. You're not supposed to get other Time Travelers dead and/or near dead! :shame:

 

~D. V. "You just don't do that kind of thing!" Devnull

Fired from the Time Cops for introducing bullfrogs to Australia... during the Cambrian period.

You're Fired from The Home Depot for lighting all the wood in the store on fire! :evil:

 

~Mr. D. V. "What were you trying to do, get firemaking experience?" Devnull

You're fired from the villain gallery for being a chosen hero.

Fired from Team Evil for being lawful neutral.

Fired from the Guild of Chaotic Neutrals for being content with one side.

You're fired from the SubWay company for driving over an old man who was walking on the train tracks while you were driving your train.

 

The old man isn't supposed to be there, but that doesn't give you the excuse to drive over that old man in the train. And don't give me that "I didn't know he was there" excuse.

You're Fired from Madness, Inc. because you weren't insane enough. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "Hitting the post button too early again..." Devnull

Fired from the Fairy Tale world for not having your story containing hidden tones of grimdark and racism.

You're Fired from the Fairy Tale World for wanting those awful things in all the stories. Honestly, you can have a good story without all that junk, and still not have it sound too dreamy! 8-)

 

~D. V. "Sitting back with shades on..." Devnull

You're fired from the vegetable shop for eating too much junk food. We have cameras everywhere to make sure nobody who works here eats too much junk food.

Fired from Radioshack for stealing all of the camera in store to spy on DVD as a means to get him unemployed.

Fired from the unemployment office for suggesting the idea in the first place. I can only assume that getting DV fired furthers some plot or another.

Fired from the unemployment office to increase the unemployment line to grow your business of making a fortune off the tears of families of nominal importance in today's society.

You're fired from five different companies for five different reasons.

Fired from Clarity Corp. for failing to get to the point and providing any clear sense of reason behind your actions.

You're fired from the Coca-Cola company for not properly destroying Pepsi or getting the Pepsi company out of business. We hired you to get rid of that Pepsi company.

You're fired from the "Dive In To Forums Club" Corporation for being at the Rune Tips Community Index as of when I'm posting this. :P

 

 

~D. V. "Just giving this thread a kick-boost..." Devnull

You're fired from the Tip.It Forums Admin Team because I don't like how the last poster wins thread is now closed.

 

I really do miss that thread a lot. Back when it was active I might have hated it, but now I really miss it. I really do.

Fired from Double Checks Incorporated for misfiling DVD in the Admins group.

You're fired from the mathematics university for being terrible at math.

 

Compared to the top 5 students that is.