Fired from Zen Studios for being impatient. Plus, I was never in the Moderators of Legendary Excellence (MoLE).

Fired from the Yoga Group for not knowing how to do Yoga. :razz:

 

 

Banned because it actually takes a mix of smarts and stupidity to be a clown. :lol:

 

~D. V. "How else do you think they get so many in a small object?" Devnull

Fired from the banning thread because you can't be expected to work in a place you've been banned from.

Whoops, my bad. #-o

 

 

~D. V. "I mixed my bans and firings... OOPS!" Devnull

Fired from the bureaucracy for getting stuff mixed up. You need to be more obstructive and morally ambiguous!

Fired from being a Judge in Montana's Legal System because you wouldn't let anyone talk enough to complete any cases. :roll:

 

 

~D. V. "You can't obstruct justice..." Devnull

You're fired from jury for giving far too many criminals free pass.

You're Fired from the Rocket Aerobatics Club because you ran out of new creative designs to draw in the air, you didn't do a good job on helping others with theirs, and you accidentally drew your own poorly. :ugeek:

 

 

~D. V. "Almost fired myself with this, but thanks for the redirection of target..." Devnull

You're fired from the employee makers for almost firing yourself.

 

Even "almost" is bad. You shouldn't even try to fire yourself.

You're Fired from the End Of Line Club for messing up Daft Punk's Digital Turntables. You can pretty much figure why you simply just don't do that. :shame:

 

~D. V. "At least it didn't happen before they did their 'Derezzed' piece." Devnull

Fired from sainthood for being tempted by Sunstars. You did get some pretty kickass perks out of it, though, so it might have been worth it.

Fired from existence for thinking that (aka 'Lokie') could have tempted me. I've got my perks (all from bringing them from the edge of existence with me) without that kind of junk going on. :ugeek:

 

~D. V. "Tch... Hmph." Devnull

Fired from the power plant for drawing power from plants. Clever, but that's not what we hired you for.

You're fired from the superhero meeting for not being a legit superhero.

 

Superman is a legit superhero because at least he has weakness.

 

EDIT: This was meant for D. V. Devnull, but Alg ninja'd me.

Edited December 21, 201213 yr by BlazeTheMovieFan

Fired from the Sniper Teams for getting sniped. :twss:

 

~D. V. "Droppin' it short and nifty!" Devnull

Fired as a counter-sniper for sniping him.

 

He was on your side.

You're fired from the Pokémon company for ripping them off with that image in the signature.

 

They have the copyrights to Bibarel and anything resembling it.

You're fired from real life for stating that a real-world sea otter ripped off a cartoon beaver that was created six or seven years ago.

Fired from the Planeswalker club for being a plainswalker instead. Very important difference there.

You're fired from the post office for sleeping on your job.

 

While driving the packages, you decided to rest in your car when you were supposed to deliver them. Totally unacceptable.

You're fired from Home Depot for stealing enough building materials to build your own hardware store across the street.

Fired from a coal factory for letting those elves take the coal and give it to Santa who then gives them to the naughty children.

Fired from Santa's workshop for using child labor to run an illegal coal mine under the nose of the Jolly Fat Man. Elves are tall, graceful, and like forests. The ones you used were kids with plastic Spock ears.

Fired from the bill company for playing with your bills.

Fired from Allergies Anonymous for being a Dandelion.

Fired from the police for being behind every single crime that they sent you to investigate.

Fired from the Hospital for encouraging children to spread the influenza virus so people would be forced to shell out money for the painful vaccinations you love to give out.