Fired from the medical company for making the vaccinations needlessly painful.

Fired from the knife factory because you kept "testing" the material by stabbing co-workers you were frustrated with.

Fired from Pirate's Anonymous for not shutting up about booty.

Fired from ninja anonymous for revealing your identity.

Fired from Japan for trying to employ cute moe girls in a Godzilla-style anime with tons of subtext. It wasn't that it was bad or anything, just that making one of the kaiju act like said girls was too much.

Fired from the Himalayas for using ice picks to hunt snow leopards. Even for you, that's crossing the line.

Fired from the Mountain Climbers Club because you got your Ice Picks all greasy. :?

 

~D. V. "Sides of icy mountains aren't great places to not have traction..." Devnull

Fired from the Smash Bros. team for not liking the Ice Climbers. That's all well and good, but not when you're supposed to be the one coding them.

Fired from the circus for refusing to be fired from a cannon. Yeah, I know you were the lion tamer but we're trying to make things more interesting.

Fired from the Cannon Primers of the World for filling that cannon with gunpowder. Shame on you.

Fired from the Circus for trying to amuse the audience by cutting the tripwire while several were on it.

Fired from the circus as well for managing to remain on the tight rope after it had been cut. I know it made the show more impressive, and we're grateful for that, but how did you even do that?

New powers as the plot demanded.

 

Fired from Shankies' restaurant for including grenade shrapnel in the food for customers that are war heroes because you thought you'd achieve refuge in audacity.

Fired from TvTropes for trope overdosing.

Fired from the "Cutting-It-Close Club" because you thought people were referring to time, and not to sewing/crafting. :twss:

 

~D. V. "That one's gonna go down in history!" Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: 10 firings, 4 days left! Let's not fall short of the 1K line, okay?)

Fired from the 1k race for race-ism. I know you prefer 5ks, but that's not happening right now.

Fired from the 10K Race Staff for insensitivity... Those people in the race are running themselves ragged, you know! :angry:

 

 

~D. V. "I can just imagine the look on the boss's face!" Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: 8 firing posts left! Get them in before I come back, or I'm bound to be the one smacking the 1K sign!)

Fired as our supervisor for sleeping on the job. Who supervises the supervisor?

Fired from the "I Don't Know" Club for having way too many answers and too much knowledge. :twss:

 

~D. V. "Don't you know? You're supposed to be clueless!" Devnull

Fired from the Monochrome Religion for being too grey/gray.

Fired from the polychromatic religion for gravitating towards red, orange, and purple.

Fired from the Pink Slips factory in-person from the director because you dyed the paper green as a way to avoid being expelled from employment.

Fired from the "Catch DVD While They're Sleeping" Club because I'm awake again! :twisted:

 

 

~D. V. "And I had better not land up triple-posting..." Devnull

Fired from the personality organization for sometimes being a third-person-person. They would have been fine with 'always' or 'never', but they just can't keep up with 'sometimes'.

Fired from the position of Mayor of the sky-high citadel of Cloudcukooland for taking a few levels in sanity and losing to some dark horse wearing a dress just because it looked better than a suit.