Fired from my campaign staff for not suggesting the same. I admit that the slug-gloves were a good idea, that sanity level probably came from how uncomfortable they were and how quickly they made a mess of things when I had to open a bag of chips.

 

And we're five days ahead of schedule. Not bad at all.

Fired from Tall Poppies for being too damn efficient and making people look slow. Also, the porcupine gauntlets were a way better design because the spikes held onto items more effectively and that you had less of a mess to deal with. Granted, the family cat would be bleeding to death in mere minutes from a snuggle session, but still worth it.

Fired from the "We hate Club" because this thread he created finally made it over the 1K Firings Mark before the end of this 2012 year! :twss:

 

~Mr. Delta Varuna "This post is just an occasion-marking joke!" Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Blaze, if/when you read this, I'm pretty sure there aren't any of us that hate you here, and only friends and/or fellow forum gamers present. So party on, man, because we shattered fate and got you that 1K Firings Mark!)

Fired from the white house for offending the president of the United States.

Fired from the Parties Department for not approving to host a party to celebrate over a thousand pink slips.

You're fired from Kraft Cheese Factory for trying to invent the "Snoblerone" flavor, because nobody wants to think of people who are total jerks while eating cheese. :shades:

 

~D. V. "We humans already drive ourselves nuts with sour smells anyway!" Devnull

Fired from the Cupcake plant for sneaking in doses of high-grade wasabi in the treat in the kids' parties line to teach them Asian culture. All you did was lose your job and get sued by many parents for causing their children to cry in agony as they seek to cool their mouths off.

Fired from the cookie factory for MESSING UP ALL THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!

 

Get outta here, and never return.

 

SECURITY!!!!!!!!!

Fired from the Brownie Corporation for introducing a "special ingredient."

Fired from Infections for revealing the ulterior motive of us for going into these food factories.

Fired from the health inspectors for looking the other way.

Fired from the Puppet store for turning into a real boy. They didn't do it out of standards; it's just that selling humans is illegal in that part of the world.

Fired from Walmart for running naked through the store and yelling for Sparta.

Fired from Sparta for yelling and running around naked in Walmart. Running around naked while yelling is generally aloud, but there are certain exceptions. Like Walmart.

You're fired from Obama Health Care for, well.

 

Don't ask me, ask Obama he knows why you got fired, I don't know jackshit.

Fired from Tif for not backing up your firings.

Fired from the chiropractor for always backing up your findings.

 

ohoho

Fired from the Muppets for implying you intended to copy their Statler and Waldorf.

 

Guile Cherry: Hey, Alg! Why do people keep getting fired here?

Alg: Simple! The subordinates get fired for being terrible workers and the bosses get worked by their subordinates for being terrible at firing!

Both: Dohohohohoh!

You're fired from the silent company for posting dialog.

Fired from the dialog company for being silent.

Fired from a Theatre of the Absurd troupe for not finding a balance between the two.

You're fired from the Pokémon league for using an uber.

 

Not one but two.

 

Mewtwo and Reshiram.

You're fired from the same for framing me. Reshiram is too slow for my tastes (even if it would be perfect on my sun-based team) and I've been sick of Mewtwo for close to 10 years now.

You're fired by Reshiram's blue flare because you pissed it off by dissing it.

Fired from the trainer's association because it's a fact. It has base 90 speed, I prefer 100+.