You're fired from the animal control agency for being nice to the animals.

 

We hired you because we thought you could stop the animals who are causing a lot of trouble. But we were wrong. Remind us to never hire you again.

You're Fired from the Banana Cream Pie Factory for making Pumpkin Pies. :mellow:

 

~D. V. "Wrong flavor!" Devnull

Your fired from the Candy Mountain Mythical Creature Protection Agency for not protecting Charlie!

You're fired from the Youth Organization for being old.

 

It says right there in your name.

You're Fired from the "'Not MY Target' Club" for landing up being my target after an about-24-day delay. I didn't want to land up firing you next, and yet here I am doing so. :wall:

 

~D. V. "+Like for serious headache, anyone?" Devnull

You're fired from the choice government for not wanting to fire me.

Your fired from life for being superfluous to requirements.

You're Fired from the NPAA (No Personal Attacks Allowed) Club for saying something that sounds very much like what the club is against, which happens to be Personal Attacks. :shame:

 

~D. V. "Keep it cooled, man..." Devnull

You're fired from the cookie factory for eating cookies on Thursdays, when it CLEARLY isn't cookie eating day.

You're fired from the same cookie factory because it became obsolete the minute we started making cookie mines.

You're fired from Erickz' Bar for serving people coca-colas.

 

You know damn well that Erickz hates when people serve his customers anything other than alcohol.

You're Fired from Erickz' Bar as well for drinking on the job until you couldn't understand customers' orders. :shame:

 

~D. V. "I can just see the embarrassing situations now." Devnull

You're fired from the coal factory for thinking coals come from mines.

 

You might be right, but the boss doesn't want that type of information.

 

[hide]And wow, talk about unoriginal. Am I the only one who doesn't fire people from the same place as the above person?[/hide]

You're fired from the ice planet for bringing a lava lamp.

And wow, talk about unoriginal. Am I the only one who doesn't fire people from the same place as the above person?

Maybe... I usually just find it interesting to set up some running jokes by thinking of a different reason for the same place. :P

 

 

You're fired from the ice planet for bringing a lava lamp.

You're fired from the lava planet for bringing an ice lamp. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "And then there's the flipovers..." Devnull

You're fired from the national park for letting a flamethrower dude burn all the trees.

 

Your job was to make sure it doesn't happen.

You're fired from the United British Antarctic Research Facility for leaving the Greenhouse Area airlocks open, and exposing to the elements all the plants that needed to stay warm in order to be consumable food for the researchers. They can't eat and live off of super-frozen foods, especially ones that die in extreme cold, and they can't have a balanced meal from only just meats, bread, and dairy. :shame:

 

 

~D. V. "And there's an original with good description... and a chilly situation!" Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: See what I did there?)

You're fired from the flamethrower factory for making handguns.

 

We make flamethrowers here, not guns. I can't believe I have to explain this to you, but those are two totally different things.

You're fired from an alcohol taste-testing business for drinking on the job. Normally we encourage that sort of thing, but you're not supposed to bring your own liquor.

You're fired from the Chinese government for watching over Americans.

 

This is the Chinese government, you are supposed to watch over Chinese people.

 

If you want to watch over American people you should get a job at the American government.

 

I doubt they will hire you though.

Edited September 16, 201312 yr by Blaze The Movie Fan

You're fired from the Chinese government for watching over Americans.

 

This is the Chinese government, you are supposed to watch over American people.

 

If you want to watch over American people you should get a job at the American government.

 

I doubt they will hire you though.

You're fired from the Chinese Government as well for misstating Alg's objectives, and badly misdirecting him. You have to keep it straight when you're talking to somebody! :o

 

~D. V. "I feel like some kind of 'FAIL' image would have been useful here..." Devnull

Whoops, looks like I said you're supposed to watch over American people when I meant Chinese people. Ah well I edited the post now.

 

Anyway...

You're fired from the circus for always being hit by an elephant stampede. You didn't do anything wrong, but we fired you for your safety.

You're fired from the circus for always being hit by an elephant stampede. You didn't do anything wrong, but we fired you for your safety.

You're Fired from that same Circus as well for usually being the one who sets the elephant stampede loose by dropping a mouse in their cage. I wouldn't have gotten trampled if you hadn't done that. :?

 

~D. V. "Just starting a possible funny chain..." Devnull

You're fired from the movie theater for letting Tom eat all the popcorn and not telling me that he was doing it.

 

You are just as responsible for that as he is since it's important to tell me about that stuff.

You've just been fired from the M&M quality control line for throwing out all the ones with a "W" on them