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[Saru Inc]

THE CONTENTS OF THIS POST WAS AN OBVIOUS JOKE AND I IN NO WAY MEANT TO IMPLY ON ANY LEVEL OF SERIOUSNESS THAT THE PERSON INVOLVED IN THIS POST BROKE A RUNESCAPE RULE.

 

I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVS AT THE TIME OF POSTING, BUT I WAS TIRED SO WHO KNOWS.

 

 

I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR THIS POST, AND I SHOULD FEEL BAD.

[cowmaster187]

gz go livid now plz

 

so you can loose comp on monday. 

 

~~~legoman187~~~

[Saru Inc]

gz go livid now plz

 

so you can loose comp on monday. 

 

~~~legoman187~~~

[Bxpprod]

rank 21574?? what the [bleep]??

#sinkholescape

[Saru Inc]

 

rank 21574?? what the [bleep]??

#sinkholescape

 

 

 

I EDITED MY POST HOLY CRAP

[Abdulla]

What was on it before. someone gotta fill me in.

[Saru Inc]

holy shit 

[Bxpprod]

The great memetric fortress doesn't like people accusing him of botting.

Shocking doe rite, you [bleep]ing [bleep].

[Saru Inc]

The great memetric fortress doesn't like people accusing him of botting.

Shocking doe rite, you [bleep]ing [bleep].

And here we learn the perils of always talking like a data packet from 4chan. I can't tell if you're being serious, but I removed it again... even with the explicit advisement that I was not accusing you.

 

Should I expect to take everything you say seriously? and yes I know you're going to say "yes ofc" or "i don't accuse people of botting" - both of which completely fail to respond to the post.

[Bxpprod]

Ye I only talk in dank memezeds so wouldn't that, err, if it were true, err, give you an indication of how [bleep]ing serious I was when I wasn't.

 

 

Doi.

 

[wagon]. 

 

Go [bleep] yourself.

[Saru Inc]

Ye I only talk in dank memezeds so wouldn't that, err, if it were true, err, give you an indication of how [bleep]ing serious I was when I wasn't.

 

 

Doi.

 

[wagon]. 

 

Go [bleep] yourself.

 

Dude what is the big deal? Name one person who took it not as a joke? Everyone in Primacy chat jokes about it... I mean at this point it's pretty obvious that you're trolling...

[Albel]

Good job buddy. Now get livid ;)

[Bxpprod]

 

Ye I only talk in dank memezeds so wouldn't that, err, if it were true, err, give you an indication of how [bleep]ing serious I was when I wasn't.

 

 

Doi.

 

[wagon]. 

 

Go [bleep] yourself.

 

Dude what is the big deal? Name one person who took it not as a joke? 

 

Me.

 

 

owait no i didnt bcuz meamzeds and toplels n doi im saruman44inc

[Saru Inc]

 

 

Ye I only talk in dank memezeds so wouldn't that, err, if it were true, err, give you an indication of how [bleep]ing serious I was when I wasn't.

 

 

Doi.

 

[wagon]. 

 

Go [bleep] yourself.

 

Dude what is the big deal? Name one person who took it not as a joke? 

 

Me.

 

 

owait no i didnt bcuz meamzeds and toplels n doi im saruman44inc

 

 

You're taking this really close to heart. At first I felt bad because I meant it as a joke, and it always sucks to have a joke fall flat and offend someone.

 

But now you're just being a drama queen. Case in point: taking my comment about not knowing if you're trolling and not letting that go either.

 

Edit: also, I've brought it up that no one was actually accusing you of anything. Again, accusing implies some basis in reality combined with intent from the accuser to prosecute, if you will. 

[Bxpprod]

a charge or claim that someone has done something illegal or wrong.

[Saru Inc]

Which neither was made.. so nice trolling.

[Bxpprod]

Claim I botted a skill then says he didn't

 

 

lel

[Saru Inc]

Claim I botted a skill then says he didn't

 

 

lel

are you [bleep]ing kidding me right now? from the very [bleep]ing get go I said it was a joke. This was [bleep]ing evidenced by my obvious shock in chat when you were offended. I said I was just [bleep]ing kidding around then and there. God you're being [bleep]ing annoying Cj, please stop. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would realize that it was just a joke and let it go. It would be different if I was actively telling people that you botted or something. No one thinks you're a [bleep]ing bot... In fact, you and maybe two others on the face of this [bleep]ing planet were the only [bleep]ing ones who read that. I wouldn't have even made a joke like that on Gen Discussion because I know that some 1st day off the boat pleb would take it seriously. Your ridiculous notion of 'accusation' fell flat the [bleep]ing moment I removed my post, [bleep]ing apologized for the miscommunication, and attempted to clear the air as best as possible so that no one would unintentionally think that you botted. I was going to make a joke that there were that many ranks because I bet a whole bunch of people botted it, but I saw your name and threw it in there as a last second "lel".

I know you're smart enough to realize it wasn't an actual accusation - obviously. At this point I'm going to assume that maybe you're stressed out or something irl so I'm not going to pursue trying to prove my penance/innocence anymore. 

 

 

That said, wut:

[Saru Inc]

#whatyearisthis

 

First death since like 280 kc orsomething. its been a while.

 

I was hoping to not have to re-ovl :(

[Saradomin_Mage]

butts

 

you livid now for sure

[Saru Inc]

i literally spent 6+ hours tonight showing this newbie the ropes to runescape. we practically [bleep]ed. i bought him a cannon and like 7k cballs to train range and we went kbd (so I could get my training points). we then did like 10 quests

 

 

was i feeling generous? not particularly

did we get along? hmm, not sure. he barely talked

so why did i do all that?

 

[bleep] livid farm

[Saradomin_Mage]

you mean cornelius?

[Saru Inc]

I'm just going for the title. I felt bad for the guy. He was in w2 burth askkng someone to show him how to boss and everyone was saying to start with Chaos elemental >.>

[Saru Inc]

womp womp womp

 

 

 

I did about 60k livid farm points. Damn. Up to 489,440.

 

^^ perhaps the only spell I ever wanted. and now I have no use for XD

 

 

[Zodiac Lotus]

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