Saru's Blog - Back? Maybe? Idk lol got an Araxxi Web drop

[Saradomin_Mage]

gz keep going

[Albel]

Gratz on the drops \o/

[Vann]

You left my drunk ass at livid last night. You just logged out.

[Abdulla]

i read this like my morning news

 

>nothing on blogscape today

 

just another day

[Abdulla]

on the real though saru i like u

[Saru Inc]

You left my drunk ass at livid last night. You just logged out.

I said shoot BRB shower and then logged out

 

 

Lmfao mush

[Vann]

 

You left my drunk ass at livid last night. You just logged out.

I said shoot BRB shower and then logged out

 

 

Lmfao mush

I was drunk, on the phone with my ex trying to get a booty call and following you around at livid being the bro I am and keeping you company during this boring time in your life.... And you just left me. It's sad

[Saru Inc]

Who's to blame? Jagex. Remember that.

[Sewage Kat]

Jagex left you all alone at livid because he had to take a shower. Never forget.

[Saru Inc]

Jagex invented livid farm

 

Therefore any and all problems stemming from said invention are the fault of Jagex alone.

 

Never 5get

Keep calm and string jewelry

[Saradomin_Mage]

hope you had a good day on the farm!!!

[Saru Inc]

HE SAID, SARCASTICALLY. NOT REALIZING SARU JUST HAD A GREAT DAY ON THE FARM

 

 

 

 

edit:

 

Also 75 Mining and 65 Div but who cares

[Saradomin_Mage]

no i meant that seriously lol GRATS ON 600K POINTS GETTING TO THE END!!!

[Saru Inc]

wow ok i feel the need to come clean

 

 

I only have 587k points :s

 

which is only 100k points more than last night

 

rekt

 

also

 

Not including the 350m in loans I have out, and the 150m I uhhhhhh gave to saruman44 :)

*Or any of my t80/t90 shit that's not repaired.

 

Getting closer to that p hat.

[Saru Inc]

lokar won't rly appreciate

the feelings that do incubate

so unextraordinarily, of late.

 

in the age before 7 and 8

in land of cosmic straits

where the only produce is b8

 

saru on edge of going ape

his glare is staring eerily straight;

a can of kickass concentrate

 

his staff now with the newer weight

the clothes outline a body, prostrate

head caved in, eyes & mouth agape

 

ur a [bleep] pauline, m8

the [bleep] monsanto of runescape

no1 will rate ur life 8/8

 

 

 

 

this is what livid farm does to me

597k points now. i think ima go to bed.

[Saru Inc]

i think my functin brain is broken

time for bed i have class in 3 hours - and yes on a saturday

 

617k points

 

i want to keep going but i've gotten like i think 489k-617k in 1.5 days.

 

and i still have 240 [bleep]ing k to go >.< :(

[Saradomin_Mage]

ez just need to do the same thing for 3 more days

[Saru Inc]

Wat

 

 

Sell acct press 555

[Saradomin_Mage]

Back to the farm!!

[Saru Inc]

yeah yeah yeah

634k now

[Saru Inc]

How this conversation at Livid just went between myself and this maxed kid. Pls note the initial two lines were directed to someone else, not the Noob Incarnate.

 

Me: "mfw i maxed so long ago but quit over this stupid task"

Me: "mfw jagex held a minigame weekend while quit"

Some idiot noob pleb-scrub: "your fault for quitting"

Me: "hmm?"

Some stupid boob: "don't blame jagex for your poor judgement"

Me: "Ok well its not my fault... wait -- "  <-- did pauline shit

 

Some ughface: "It's not jagex's fault for hosting it so don't blame them."

Me: "Who said anyone was at fault / brought blame into the equation?"

Some Noble Scholar: "You did, but I guess that's too hard to understand."

Me: "oh but I dooo understand, lol. I'm not saying they were to blame."

Some wanna-be pauline: "Yes you did."

 

<pause>

oh [bleep]ing lord

<unpause>

 

Me: "ok. well I didn't - no one is to blame at all. I was merely lamenting the coincidence."

Some MaxedInRsNotRL-tard: "L0l0l0l ok sureeee"

Me: "Don't be mad over perceived comments >.>"

Some if-mondays-took-human-form guy: "I'm not mad :)"  <- Editor's note: ok, pal. sure.

 

yada yada yada like 3 minutes of silence later

Descartes: "You realize that by not making fences you have to get 80k points?"

Sarcastic me: "Oh, I had no idea that's how math worked."

Socrates: "I figured ;)"

Pitiful me: "Dude let it go... who cares about the comment >.<" Editor's note: Perhaps this guy is AgentBravoJR's alt?

Herodotus: "You made the comment don't whine about me correcting you"

 

<pause>

ok actually I forget what we said after that, but eventually I just started misusing words consistently to piss him off. 

The one-two knockout punch was misusing the term 'irony' once, and 'ironic' once, in the same sentence.

I'm positive he was seething, but I logged out immediately so I could have the last word :)

<unpause>

oh wait

<end>

 

and yes I typed this up for the sole reason of giving me a break from Livid. 656k points.

[Albel]

Keep going boi!!!!!

[Saru Inc]

[Schizo]

I smiled when Herodotus spoke.

[Saradomin_Mage]

wtf doing livid with other people is like the worst thing ever