December 4, 200619 yr If anyones ever seen bill engvall then they know that one of the dudes main skits is heres your sign, where people ask him obvious or flat out dumb things. Have you ever had someone ask you a question that was probably one of the most obvious things ever. This has nothing to do with "noobs" or anything like that, its just dumb people in runescape. I love it whenever people see me acutally doing something like fishing and ask me if im fishing. Nope. Just rootin around in the water with a harpoon cause im bored :roll: . If at first you dont suceed, then you fail.
December 4, 200619 yr Someone with full rune came up to me and asked if I could help them beat dragon slayer ... I don't know how that mistake could be made. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote]
December 4, 200619 yr Yup, it happens daily.. Let's think of a good thing.. Oh ok, I'm in Varrock, and I am just walking towards the bank, and a kid stops me and asks me if Runescape is a fun game.. He isn't asking for my opinion, he wants to know to play.. his exact words.. "Is Runescape fun? do you think I should spend my time playing it?" Oh ya, he was level 90 something. It made no sense, if you were level 90, shouldn't you know by now.. I was cracking up from it.
December 4, 200619 yr Someone asked me to take him to the Sandwich Lady. A guy tried to buy my frog tokens even though I said it's a random. He even pestered me about it the next day. My lvl 63 friends asks me how to get water in a pot. I'm walking around withh full rune and some girl asked me if I would do the Dragon Slayer quest with her. The list would go on forever... I get these everyday Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine...
December 4, 200619 yr Author Someone with full rune came up to me and asked if I could help them beat dragon slayer ... I don't know how that mistake could be made. ahahaha thats like someone with a d long comin up and askin if you could help them with lost city :lol: If at first you dont suceed, then you fail.
December 4, 200619 yr long story..so i'm walking around p2p lumby in ghostly robes, when a guy comes up to me and says " how much for ur d long?" ..."what d long?" "u have one?" me: yeah... him: i'll buy me: k, how much? him: 13k, please, it's all i have me: nty him: please my f2p friend reeeally wants it me: he can't have it, it's a p2p item him: oh.. me: sorry him: well i want it then me: still don't have enough money for it, and i doubt u have 60 atk and have done lost city. him: what's lost city? me: it's a quest him: what's a quest... Click for mah Blog!- I'm not sure why you would though because i never update it Achieved 99 Thieving 3/10/07-992nd to it
December 5, 200619 yr Yup, it happens daily.. Let's think of a good thing.. Oh ok, I'm in Varrock, and I am just walking towards the bank, and a kid stops me and asks me if Runescape is a fun game.. He isn't asking for my opinion, he wants to know to play.. his exact words.. "Is Runescape fun? do you think I should spend my time playing it?" Oh ya, he was level 90 something. It made no sense, if you were level 90, shouldn't you know by now.. I was cracking up from it. Similar situation happened to me, except the guy said something more on the lines of, "Do you want to play runescape with me?"
December 5, 200619 yr Author lol some guy asks: whats runescape? If at first you dont suceed, then you fail.
December 5, 200619 yr I'm wearing a santa hat. This dude comes up to me and says nice santa. I say thanks. He says what hat you wearing?? -.- Hacked on January 5, 2007 --> Lost: 56.4M, Santa Hat, Purple Partyhat, Green Partyhat, Christmas Crackerpeople who get rich and do it legit like joob and I always get f'd over in the end.
December 5, 200619 yr Author lol short term memory problem? If at first you dont suceed, then you fail.
December 5, 200619 yr i do stuff like that sometimes on purpose...out of sheer boringness. i.e. the "Who here plays runescape?" type of thing : 1437 : 173Lowest Combat to 1,000 Total in F2P (23 Combat)Check me out on YouTube!
December 5, 200619 yr *weilds dragon 2 hander, leaves bank* Person: Hey, is your d2h for sale? Me: Maybe..offer? Person: You offer..I'm offering the d2h *Person stands there for a bit, runs off calling me a noob*
December 5, 200619 yr on a members world a noob says how do u become a member [spoiler=Old info]Quest Point Cape Acheived:14 October 07 4:30pm GMT+10 .15108th to 99 Firemaking: 2 October 08 8:15pm GMT+10Barrows Drops: Verac Flail, Verac Plateskirt x3, Guthan helm, Ahrim Robetop, Karil top, Torag plate, Dharok plate, Dharok axe. 1900+ total lvlDragon Drops: 6: Dragon Legs (iron dragon), Dragon Spear(shadow warrior), Dragon Pickaxe(4) DK Drops: Warrior Ring(2)Bandos Drops: Tassets
December 5, 200619 yr Alot of people have asked me if I'm from Sweden! Could anything be more clear than that??? Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak
December 5, 200619 yr people are always asking me to show them the nearest bank when they are in lumbridge... strange thing they are usely at least level 20+ people ask me semi weekly what does bufo stand for... im fishing lobsters and my f2p frend who knows im f2p asks "where at?" people see me with my clan... ask one of my clan mates to teem me... we are both in uniform! ectra ectra ectra... Clan Moderator from December 15th 2006- August 20th 2007Founder of: Terran Gamers, formerly known as Militos Deci
December 5, 200619 yr im fishing lobsters and my f2p frend who knows im f2p asks "where at?" ectra ectra ectra... You know, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Opps, I mean, you know, there's more than one place you can catch Lobsters on F2p. I always get those two phrases mixed up -.-
December 5, 200619 yr i rmember when i 1st played i didnt know what lol meant. people were going laugh out loud at me and i tohught they were laughin at me rather thatn tellin me :D Barrows drops: Torags pl8, Torgas legs, Guthans chainskirt
December 5, 200619 yr Some friend of mine was doing slayer for the first time and got a hard task: Friend: Omg, i got *insert ramdom anoying slayer monster*, what should i do? Me: Go burthope it Friend: Where i do that?
December 5, 200619 yr Someone with full rune came up to me and asked if I could help them beat dragon slayer ... I don't know how that mistake could be made. ahahaha thats like someone with a d long comin up and askin if you could help them with lost city :lol:Ah hahahaha... huh...yeah... F2P over here. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote]
December 6, 200619 yr Someone with full rune came up to me and asked if I could help them beat dragon slayer ... I don't know how that mistake could be made. ahahaha thats like someone with a d long comin up and askin if you could help them with lost city :lol:Ah hahahaha... huh...yeah... F2P over here. I'm F2p too, but i know that you can only get a d long after you complete the lost city quest. Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350
December 6, 200619 yr I was once asked by a level 12 in Varrock Square as to which direction Lumbridge was... ... I pointed him towards the Wilderness.
December 6, 200619 yr ok none of these are truly here's your sign type jokes/statements.. for example yesterday i was training on the lvl 44 zombs in stronghold *kick arse place for steel arrows* and a kid came up to me and said "are you training?" "no i heard that these guys were actually pinatas so im looking for some candy" heeeere's your sign the best bill engvall here's your sign is definantly the overpass... cop to tractor trailer driver who got stuck under an overpass sign on the highway cop: did you get your truck stuck?? driver: nope i was delivering that their overpass sign and i ran outta gas heeere's your sign also like the one where bill engvall locked his keys in his car so he tried the hanger method to unlock the door and someone asks him random person: did you lock your keys in the car?? bill engvall: nope just washed it gonna hang it up to dry heeere's your sign
December 6, 200619 yr On my new account I'm lvl 47 and like to train on the ghosts in melzars maze, its quiet so I can read the forums and plenty of spawns so I don't have to worry about coming back and not having one to attack. I always wear a rune plate or green dhide top. ALL THE TIME people come up and ask if i beat d slayer. like once every 10 minutes. and I say no, I'm just wearing a rune plate/green dhide top that you have to beat d slayer to wear. They then are like "??/1!11??/1//!!! pslkjasdf i dont get itsss!!!lksjd!!" its kinda funny..
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