CountDown From 15K - COUNTDOWN FINISHED!!!!

[D. V. Devnull]

That's not the only broken link in your signature.

Just checked my signature... I don't have any other broken links, at least as far as I can see... Mind enlightening me as to which you're having trouble with? :blink:

 

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~Mr. "Huh?" Devnull

[Napalm]

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Oh, I could tell you, but that would take the fun out of it, wouldn't it?

[Mirror]

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[anonymous1234]

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[Mirror]

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[anonymous1234]

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[Albel]

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[xsarah]

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[Yomyth105]

5262. great to see this is still going on after being away lol

[Albel]

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[anonymous1234]

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[Albel]

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[xsarah]

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[Napalm]

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[D. V. Devnull]

5262. great to see this is still going on after being away lol

I see you're also as great as ever at screwing the count up. Now to smash you up something fierce for having done so... :twisted:

 

<*DVD pulls out "Kaitrayodai", his Light Paladin Sword, and unleashes Raijeiden Blaze upon Yomyth105 ... A huge ditch is created, at the back end of which is Yomyth105, battered, burned, and bruised ... who suddenly finds theirself deluged by water from the indoor river as the ditch floods into a lake from it...*>

 

And now you're washed out... :P

 

 

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Good catch and reset of the count, run4runes... Thanks! :thumbup:

 

 

Now, where were we? Ah, yes....... 5356 :ugeek:

 

~Mr. D. V. "Well, that's a new indoor side-lake..." Devnull

[Juhnie]

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[D. V. Devnull]

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Juhniz, are you too scared to talk after what I did to Yomyth105? :blink: ....... You shouldn't be... Serious... This thread needs a few more wisecrackers, jokes, chitter-chatter, and all that other good stuff. :thumbsup:

 

~Mr. D. V. Devnull

[Napalm]

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You want a joke? Ok, here's one:

 

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face, buddy?"

 

The horse then says "My son just died in a car accident and my wife was diagnosed with cancer."

 

Then the horse killed himself.

[anonymous1234]

5352. Psh, that wasn't even funny. Here's one:

 

A man walks into a bar, and immediately orders several rounds of hard liquor. The bartender asks him if he will have friends arriving shortly. The man says no, and proceeds to tell the bartender that he plans on slowly drinking himself to death, because he is extremely upset about the loss of his wife in a savage murder. The bartender apologizes, but tells the man to cheer up, and at least she's in a better place, to which the man replies, "She was atheist," and shoots himself in the head. Days later, his funeral is held, and his body is buried next to his wife. Their four children, all under the age of five, are now orphaned, and deeply distraught about the loss of both of their parents. They eventually get adopted, but are split up. As the youngest son, only 6 months old, is getting driven home with his foster parents from grocery shopping, they get hit by a large SUV from the side, and they are all killed instantly. The oldest son, 4 years old, gets adopted by a gay couple who always wanted a child. Unfortunately, after several months of happy bonding, the boy is diagnosed with severe leukemia, and is given only 1 month to leave. When he has about a week left, on his fifth and last birthday, he blows out the candles and wishes that his parents had never died. While saying this out loud, he becomes so upset and full of grief, that he smashes the cake away, candles and all, and their cactus plant accidentally catches on fire. Acting quickly, one of the fathers try to foolishly douse the flame in the nearest liquid: french fry oil. The flames explode, and everybody is scalded with horrible burns. Shrieks of agony were heard by the neighbors as the rest of the house slowly starting burning, and there were no survivors. The other two children, two girls and twins, stayed together, under the supervision of the very bartender that the man talked to before he shot himself. One night, they decided to play in the swimming pool, because it was a warm April night, and the bartender hired a babysitter. However, this foolish teen had fallen asleep, and the twins soon found themselves drowning in the pool. They both died, leaving no more living descendants of the poor man who lost his wife. What none of them knew, however, was that the very person who had hit his wife with a car, was the man!

[Napalm]

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Which man?

[D. V. Devnull]

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How ironic... but still not funny... :(

 

Which means both jokes sucked severely... Even though run4runes put more meat into theirs... In fact, both weren't jokes at all... They were frigging horror stories! :boohoo:

 

My slapstick smashings of other users over failures in the post count, however, at least don't suck this bad. Which means you two can come up with better wisecracks and jokes than you currently are. Unless you'd like to both become part of the punchline of a twisted joke. :twisted:

 

~Mr. D. V. "Maybe I'll have to clobber them?" Devnull

[IBeATank]

5350-1 = waffles.

 

nah, but it does equal 5349.

 

and here's something I posted in the jokes sticky but I thought you might like it too.

 

 

EDIT: I cant believe I joined in on this madness.... #-o

[xsarah]

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[Guthorm]

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[Napalm]

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