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[hide=Dirty Joke]A horse jumped into a mud puddle.[/hide]

A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind.

 

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5350-1 = waffles.

 

nah, but it does equal 5349.

lol :P

 

 

and here's something I posted in the jokes sticky but I thought you might like it too.

 

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Definite Google-Fail ... rofl :lol:

 

 

EDIT: I cant believe I joined in on this madness.... #-o

Ah, you don't know, do you? We tend to suck people into here, kinda like a vacuum... Except this one sucks in people. :twisted:

 

 

[hide=Dirty Joke]A horse jumped into a mud puddle.[/hide]

Dirty, indeed. ;)

 

 

5344

 

~Mr. D. V. "I see more LOLs... good." Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

5343

 

[hide=Clean joke]That horse took a bath.[/hide]

A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind.

 

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5342. The joke was that it was so horrible that it wasn't funny, duh.

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5340

 

I can't believe that there were so few reactions to my pic... you guys need... I dunno, but you need something.

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Do keep a level head my friend,

in times when Danger rears its head

Against excessive joy defend,

O, my comrade doomed to die.

 

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ἢ τὰν ἢ ἐπὶ τὰς

[hide=Dirty Joke]A horse jumped into a mud puddle.[/hide]
[hide=Clean joke]That horse took a bath.[/hide]

LOL :lol:

 

The joke was that it was so horrible that it wasn't funny, duh.
Nah, run4runes ... You have to pair the two together for the second one to be funny. :P

 

 

5339

 

~Mr. D. V. Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

5338

 

I'm glad Mr. D. V. Devnull got it.

A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind.

 

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Juhniz, are you too scared to talk after what I did to Yomyth105? :blink: ....... You shouldn't be... Serious... This thread needs a few more wisecrackers, jokes, chitter-chatter, and all that other good stuff. :thumbsup:

Nah, it's because I'm using a laptop right now, mainly just to surf around and read stuff rather than make long posts and such. :P

 

5,337!

Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010

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5335

 

[hide=joke]Q. Why did the chipmunk not attend the annual chipmunk convention?

A. He felt a little squirrely about the whole situation..[/hide]

A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind.

 

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5,334

 

Got this jeans-related joke from the Mythbusters..

 

Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?

[hide=A:]You pull down its genes![/hide]

Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010

Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3

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Juhniz, are you too scared to talk after what I did to Yomyth105? :blink: ....... You shouldn't be... Serious... This thread needs a few more wisecrackers, jokes, chitter-chatter, and all that other good stuff. :thumbsup:
Nah, it's because I'm using a laptop right now, mainly just to surf around and read stuff rather than make long posts and such. :P
Ah... alright, I can definitely believe that, seeing as I've also had times where all I could do was just quickly check stuff and go. :thumbup:

 

 

[hide=joke]Q. Why did the chipmunk not attend the annual chipmunk convention?

A. He felt a little squirrely about the whole situation..[/hide]

That one sounds nuts to me. :P

 

 

Got this jeans-related joke from the Mythbusters..

 

Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?

[hide=A:]You pull down its genes![/hide]

*groan* LOL :lol:

 

 

5333

 

~Mr. D. V. Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

5,332

Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010

Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3

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5331

 

Why couldn't the little girl swing on the swing?

 

 

Because she had no arms

 

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5329

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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[hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014),  99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017)  99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017)  99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]

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Why couldn't the little girl swing on the swing?

 

 

Because she had no arms

Not funny. <_<

 

5327

 

~Mr. D. V. "Definitely nothing to laugh over there..." Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

5326

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[hide=Quotes]

Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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[hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014),  99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017)  99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017)  99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]

Albel & xsarah, you look like someone has shocked any semblance of thought out of the two of you. Please "pipe up" with something, and be more chatter-ish? :blink:

 

5324

 

~D. V. "Talk, please?" Devnull

tifuserbar-dsavi_x4.jpg and normally with a cool mind.

(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.)

5322

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[hide=Quotes]

Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

[/hide]

[hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014),  99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017)  99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017)  99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]

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