December 18, 200619 yr If you see a fat women in France, they're probably American tourists :XD: In Soviet Russia, post reads you!! Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine...
December 18, 200619 yr The French are smelly and have never been able to win a war on their own. The Spanish and Italians are romantic, passionate, and relaxed. The British drink tea and have weird, but funny, senses of humor. The Scots - You can take their haggis and bagpipes, but you can't take their freedom. "In so far as I am Man I am the chief of creatures. In so far as I am a man I am the chief of sinners." - G.K. Chesterton
December 18, 200619 yr The French are smelly and have never been able to win a war on their own. Napoleon Bonaparte anyone? British: Awesome accents and lots of rain French: Wine, cheese, skinny people, and cigarettes Spanish: Big hats and tacos (dunno if this is Mexico....) Italy: long and black haired men with Pasta Swiss: Neutral Scandinavia: Blonds who excel Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
December 18, 200619 yr The French are smelly and have never been able to win a war on their own. Napoleon Bonaparte anyone? Napoleon wasn't a Frenchman; he was a Corsican. Rule 1 of French Warfare: The French always lose. Exception 1: The French may win when led by a non-Frenchman. Exception 2: The French may win when aided by the Americans or British. "In so far as I am Man I am the chief of creatures. In so far as I am a man I am the chief of sinners." - G.K. Chesterton
December 18, 200619 yr The French are smelly and have never been able to win a war on their own. Napoleon Bonaparte anyone? Napoleon wasn't a Frenchman; he was a Corsican. Rule 1 of French Warfare: The French always lose. Exception 1: The French may win when led by a non-Frenchman. Exception 2: The French may win when aided by the Americans or British. Haha, that's funny. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
December 18, 200619 yr England: Snotty, tea-drinking pansies Ireland: Drunken men eating potatoes Scotland: Haggis-eating people who talk in weird accents and dwell in dark houses Sweden: Chat room-aholics who listen to techno music Scandinavia: People who dwell in dark places and go to death metal concerts India: Computer nerds who love cows and American culture China: Noodle-eating communists who must obey their ruler Japan: AWESOME!!! :thumbsup: ...Alright! Fine! "Ninja pagan freaks who eat noodles and talk like monkeys!" There! I said it! God, that was so hard. :( Greece: People with foul breath that smells like goat cheese and strong spices Canada: "Where's the maple syrup, eh?" "Where's my hockey stick, eh?" Mexico: People with bandanas who speak like typewriters, eat tacos, and pitch tents right next to the U.S. border... Germany: Drunken people wearing lederhosen and eating sausage France: Cigarettes, wine, very "expressive" art, and swearing Spain: Bullfighting people drinking heavy chocolate and staying up till 4:00 AM Italy: Old people making wine and eating pasta Russia: Communist nukies listening to polka music and wearing parkas Iraq: "Ha! You're not Islam! Prepare to die!" Iran: "Ha! You're not Islam, and you won't let us make warheads for "peaceful" research! Prepare to die!" Cuba: Nuke-wielding communists who smoke cigars Australia: "Goday, mate! Look at that kangaroo!" Saudi Arabia: "Holy crap! There's a woman expressing her true feelings! Break out the nukes!" :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: That's all I have. Damn, that was a lot. Feel free to rate.
December 18, 200619 yr Author The French are smelly and have never been able to win a war on their own. Napoleon Bonaparte anyone? Napoleon wasn't a Frenchman; he was a Corsican. Rule 1 of French Warfare: The French always lose. Exception 1: The French may win when led by a non-Frenchman. Exception 2: The French may win when aided by the Americans or British. Joan of Orleans ftw (The french and the women...) Spanish: Big hats and tacos (dunno if this is Mexico....) Yes, that'd be the mexicans :P
December 18, 200619 yr England: Snotty, tea-drinking pansies Ireland: Drunken men eating potatoes Scotland: Haggis-eating people who talk in weird accents and dwell in dark houses Sweden: Chat room-aholics who listen to techno music Scandinavia: People who dwell in dark places and go to death metal concerts India: Computer nerds who love cows and American culture China: Noodle-eating communists who must obey their ruler Japan: AWESOME!!! :thumbsup: ...Alright! Fine! "Ninja pagan freaks who eat noodles and talk like monkeys!" There! I said it! God, that was so hard. :( Greece: People with foul breath that smells like goat cheese and strong spices Canada: "Where's the maple syrup, eh?" "Where's my hockey stick, eh?" Mexico: People with bandanas who speak like typewriters, eat tacos, and pitch tents right next to the U.S. border... Germany: Drunken people wearing lederhosen and eating sausage France: Cigarettes, wine, very "expressive" art, and swearing Spain: Bullfighting people drinking heavy chocolate and staying up till 4:00 AM Italy: Old people making wine and eating pasta Russia: Communist nukies listening to polka music and wearing parkas Iraq: "Ha! You're not Islam! Prepare to die!" Iran: "Ha! You're not Islam, and you won't let us make warheads for "peaceful" research! Prepare to die!" Cuba: Nuke-wielding communists who smoke cigars Australia: "Goday, mate! Look at that kangaroo!" Saudi Arabia: "Holy crap! There's a woman expressing her true feelings! Break out the nukes!" :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: That's all I have. Damn, that was a lot. Feel free to rate. The title says Europe... Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine...
December 18, 200619 yr England: Snotty, tea-drinking pansies Ireland: Drunken men eating potatoes Scotland: Haggis-eating people who talk in weird accents and dwell in dark houses Sweden: Chat room-aholics who listen to techno music Scandinavia: People who dwell in dark places and go to death metal concerts India: Computer nerds who love cows and American culture China: Noodle-eating communists who must obey their ruler Japan: AWESOME!!! :thumbsup: ...Alright! Fine! "Ninja pagan freaks who eat noodles and talk like monkeys!" There! I said it! God, that was so hard. :( Greece: People with foul breath that smells like goat cheese and strong spices Canada: "Where's the maple syrup, eh?" "Where's my hockey stick, eh?" Mexico: People with bandanas who speak like typewriters, eat tacos, and pitch tents right next to the U.S. border... Germany: Drunken people wearing lederhosen and eating sausage France: Cigarettes, wine, very "expressive" art, and swearing Spain: Bullfighting people drinking heavy chocolate and staying up till 4:00 AM Italy: Old people making wine and eating pasta Russia: Communist nukies listening to polka music and wearing parkas Iraq: "Ha! You're not Islam! Prepare to die!" Iran: "Ha! You're not Islam, and you won't let us make warheads for "peaceful" research! Prepare to die!" Cuba: Nuke-wielding communists who smoke cigars Australia: "Goday, mate! Look at that kangaroo!" Saudi Arabia: "Holy crap! There's a woman expressing her true feelings! Break out the nukes!" :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: That's all I have. Damn, that was a lot. Feel free to rate. The title says Europe... Whoops...*SHHH!*
December 18, 200619 yr Author Oh no, here come the American ones :-# Americans are awsome! Those brave, goodhearted cowboys saved our innocent country from the Nazi regime. They might not have any culture or history worth mentioning, but they are kind and always striving to make the world a better place.
December 18, 200619 yr The French are smelly and have never been able to win a war on their own. Napoleon Bonaparte anyone? Napoleon wasn't a Frenchman; he was a Corsican. Rule 1 of French Warfare: The French always lose. Exception 1: The French may win when led by a non-Frenchman. Exception 2: The French may win when aided by the Americans or British. Joan of Orleans ftw (The french and the women...) Just note that Joan of Ark was not a Frenchman. "In so far as I am Man I am the chief of creatures. In so far as I am a man I am the chief of sinners." - G.K. Chesterton
December 18, 200619 yr It's one of them. Probably Berlin :lol: Americans are awsome! Those brave, goodhearted cowboys saved our innocent country from the Nazi regime. They might not have any culture or history worth mentioning, but they are kind and always striving to make the world a better place. My German teacher brought in some pictures that were drawn by elementary students. The pictures were of what they thought America was. ALL the pictures had one or more of these things: -Cowboy hats -cows and horses -mcdonalds
December 18, 200619 yr Americans are awsome! Those brave, goodhearted cowboys saved our innocent country from the Nazi regime. They might not have any culture or history worth mentioning, but they are kind and always striving to make the world a better place. My German teacher brought in some pictures that were drawn by elementary students. The pictures were of what they thought America was. ALL the pictures had one or more of these things: -Cowboy hats -cows and horses -mcdonalds ZOMG. :XD:
December 19, 200619 yr My German teacher brought in some pictures that were drawn by elementary students. The pictures were of what they thought America was. ALL the pictures had one or more of these things: -Cowboy hats -cows and horses -mcdonalds That plucks me a sadness string :cry: Gamertag: King Arizona
December 19, 200619 yr My German teacher brought in some pictures that were drawn by elementary students. The pictures were of what they thought America was. ALL the pictures had one or more of these things: -Cowboy hats -cows and horses -mcdonalds That plucks me a sadness string :cry: I'm surprised the people weren't fat or dumb as well. Me doing staff.
December 19, 200619 yr French: Goatee, horizontally striped blue and white long sleeved shirt, eat nothing but baguettes, croissants and frogs legs. Germans: Lederhosen, meatlovers, eat salami on toast, salami on biscuits, salami on cake and salami on salami. Swiss: Yodelling lederhosen clad butch guys. Very muscular. Dutch: Windmills, laid back, never learnt to speak proper German so they speak their own interpretation. Swedes: Apart from loving the name, Blonde hair blue eyed nation, typical Aryan race, stunning women and a very clean, beautiful country Spaniards: Fight bulls and throw tomatoes at each other. Italians: Typical Italian stallion style men, with their materialistic but oh-so-gorgeous girlfriends. Greeks: Very friendly people, but they cannot play football or build things on time (i.e. 2004 Olympics) Russians: Amazing accents, very big, very muscular (and thats just the women!), their government seems to like acting out the movies though. Australians: Steve Irwin types (RIP), typical greeting being 'G'day mate'. Wander around in just-above-the-knee, off-white shorts, and a hat with corks hanging off. They also pwn England at cricket! Japanese: Technological geniuses, live in high-rise buildings and have never seen the green grass grow. Koreans (South): Eat dogs, scred of the North. Koreans (North): Nobody knows, thats why they appear so mysterious.... AND FINALLY: Americans: Can't tell the difference between Lager and Ale, can't tell the difference between trousers and pants, or football and soccer for that matter. 99/99 Fletching, 99/99 Cooking, 96/99 Strength
December 19, 200619 yr Europe: UK (Too lazy to do all four...): Jolly good, I just love some tea and cricket. French: Brie cheese and baguettes. Oui oui! Ils parlent francais! (Of course, a cedille on the "c" in francais) Germans: Strange blond people that speak with an accent that I can imitate pretty well... Russians: Too similar to Germans... Italians: Pizza! Marco Polo! Ravioli! Spaghetti! Ciao! Greeks: So foreign, I can't understand them. Asia: China: Skinny smart people with a lot of rice. Japan: Skinny smart people without a lot of rice, more sushi and mi-so soup though. Also good baseball players. (I'm sure you can read my mind, Fad) Americas: Canadians: People that love hockey and can somehow withstand that freezing snow. Americans (USA): Fat idiots who love junk food and can't do anything right for their non-existent lives. Uh... Yes, I know I was only supposed to do Europe... :-w Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
December 19, 200619 yr Eastern europe be Bratislava. ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me
December 19, 200619 yr Author Yes, I know I was only supposed to do Europe... :-w We transcendet the limitations of this thread.
December 19, 200619 yr I love me some foreign accents. :D Scottish and British are especially charming. :)
December 19, 200619 yr I love me some foreign accents. :D /me is flattered <3 ^The most disturbing signature on Tip.it^Last.fm|HELLY KAYLA!|Oh the mehagurtz!|#Siencemakers"they care less about their spelling mistakes then I." - Lionheart"apinagez... let me
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