September 2, 200718 yr Unless of course it got rusty, like: [hide=56K warning - High(ish) Res][/hide] "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
September 2, 200718 yr Hee hee hee! "Naval Jelly"! Anyways... You put the naval jelly on the rusty jackhammer head. Now you have big pile of ferric orthophosphate and a clean jackhammer bit. What are you gonna do with all that ferric orthophosphate?!
September 2, 200718 yr They will eat it :D http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice!
September 3, 200718 yr chuck will kill them or eat them if hes real hungry ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâûÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâàÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâämÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¸ÃÆÃâÃâøÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâÃÂ¥ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâë ~Fisher for Life~Accomplished September 20, 2007
September 3, 200718 yr Bruce Lee owns Chuck Norris. Heres a hammer, some planks and a few nails, now all you gotta do is build a bridge and get over it. Id Suge- Latin for "Suck It"
September 3, 200718 yr Chuck Norris clones himself, because that's what Chuck Norris DOES! I sense dozens of "Chuck Norris" jokes coming...
September 5, 200718 yr He can't hear with earmuffs on Heres a hammer, some planks and a few nails, now all you gotta do is build a bridge and get over it. Id Suge- Latin for "Suck It"
September 5, 200718 yr [hide=large image][/hide] I chop your airhorn into peices When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
September 5, 200718 yr I glue it back together... ...fill it full of air again... ...and refuse to acknowledge that the air horn's time has passed! :twisted:
September 6, 200718 yr A bit of thermite should do the trick. Heres a hammer, some planks and a few nails, now all you gotta do is build a bridge and get over it. Id Suge- Latin for "Suck It"
September 6, 200718 yr He smashes the fire extinguisher! When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
September 6, 200718 yr The lil' devil succeeds in smashing the extinguisher. Too bad it freezes him solid!
September 6, 200718 yr Have you seen what they can do? When ther done with your toaster oven, it will be usless :twisted: Mwahahahaha Google is evil!Donut!I like pie!That is all.
September 6, 200718 yr You travel to China, the motherland of all toaster ovens and lead painted toys. You manage to get another toaster oven without getting lead poisoning. +5 toast points.
September 6, 200718 yr Some crazy magician goes to Japan, to the pok̮̩̉̉mon company and makes them: into the real world and orders them to attack China.
September 7, 200718 yr Unfortunately, Pok̮̩̉̉mon is animated in South Korea, and they're too busy dealing with their crazy neighbor to north to the north to be bothered drawing Pok̮̩̉̉mon.
September 7, 200718 yr Actually with the thermite, using a fire extinguisher or water, would make it worse, and could even make it explode more violently. But on topic- The Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) should hold them for awhile. Heres a hammer, some planks and a few nails, now all you gotta do is build a bridge and get over it. Id Suge- Latin for "Suck It"
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