Stabs you in the heart and takes the CHEESE!!!

I don't have the cheese.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate to use the same scheme over and over again, but I can't help it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll make some things clear:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The cheese is located in a cheese shop and the sales man only sells it for 2.1 trillion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You must either steal it from THAT guy or buy it. But he has a shotgun, you can't get it any other way. :roll:

i buy the cheese and keep it in a safe with a 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 combination lock that only i know and throws it into space

I hire a man that hypnosises you to tell me your code.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I catch it from space, and throws it to the ice age, with a time machine.

Kills the wooly mammoth that ate the cheese in the ice age, and disembowels him to get the cheese back.

Kills the wooly mammoth that ate the cheese in the ice age, and disembowels him to get the cheese back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ACIO CHEESE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Runs and hides the cheese in the mirror of erised so that only those that want the cheese but not to use it or keep it or give it away or sell it can get it

i only wants the cheese so nobody can use it to make pineapple pizza and takes the cheese and puts it in my anti-thieving box

Anti-thieves the anti-thievable chest and steals the cheese. Then Hides it somewhere between here and there.

Walks over there... walks over here... then finds the cheese between here and there. I take the cheese and spray it with purple paint.

i clean the cheese with water, and kick you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ma ha, i have the cheese! I likea cheese!

Except that I take it away from you and throw it to the mud.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's dirty again. :twisted:

i replace the stone with a large cheese colured stone, you bite into it, hurt you teeth and swear at me. but it 'tis too late, i have the cheese!

I get the cheese and send it to the FBI because they need it for important aggisment.

i break into the fbi hq, go all mission impossible on there faces and steal the cheese!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i eat it.

3. No Eating Cheese

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get kicked out of this game for breaking the rules of it. And your last line doesn't count as you broke the rules of the game. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway I put the cheese in 100% unbreakable, 100% undamagable, 100% invincible etc. jar that can only be open by making a pirate that get's angry at EVERYTHING happy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hah, beat that. :twisted:

I blackmail the pirate with my best buddy- :mrgreen:! After a while, we frighten him enough and he opens the jar, giving me the cheese!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*puts the cheese in a bomb thats going to blow (in Canada, btw) up in 5...4...3...2, and sends all the people of the bomb squad on an all-expense paid trip to the carribean*

traps gryphon618 in a bird snare*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Investigates bird snare*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"you check the snare"

 

 

 

"You get the cheese"

*Telegrabs Cheese* :twisted:

*Haxx0rs zezima's account and PK's dracomanm, getting the cheese from him*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Hides cheese in a kaliedoscope that the FBI is incharge of... (man this should be easy to get)

i dress up as a fbi agent, take the kalidascope, break it open, only to discover that there is no cheese!!! the cheeese is no here, we have all fallen into cheese666's trap! the real cheese is back at rule #3! were cheese666 is eating it!!!

i quickly run to rule #3 and scare cheese666 away with my scary garfield*

 

 

 

mask.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i have a half eaten cheese!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i go postal on chesse666 for breaking his own rule.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i take the half eaten cheese, buy another half eaten cheese block from Safeway* and stick then together with rubber cement, then laminate the cheese so no one can eat it ( and break the rule) again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i have the cheese ( new laminated coating :XD: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*regestered trademark

*boot shivers out of the way*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*take cheese*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Muhahahahahahaha"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*put cheese the bank of varrok*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*take out toy soilder and...DANCE*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE \

HAXXSORS kaiy's account ( not that hard, i know the password :XD:)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

kicks over toy soldger and takes the cheese (with new laminated coating).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

puts cheese (with new laminated coating) in invintory, then goes and playes PestControll.

*casts tele other on you and bypasses the accept aid and confirmation screen and sends you to the ice plateau but leaves the nasty cheese*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*cuts the cheese before the rubber cement and transfigures the remaining cheese into the cheese wheel next to me and cuts a fresh piece of cheese and then tele-others it into a hole 100 miles deep and fills it in with concrete*

*Beats up superman until he uses his laser vision to dig into the Earth then gets the cheese for me.

 

 

 

I hide in Thordur's Blackhole*(Hint:In RS, 1 way in 1 way out).