*counters with the entire Twilight quadrilogy, knocking you unconcious*

NOW I HAVE THE CHEESE!

 

 

 

yay.

NOW YOU DON'T!

 

 

 

boo.

*while Psycho is taunting Shivers, I pickpocket the cheese*

*catches Silver Wits*

 

Cor blimey, mate, what are you doing in me pockets?!"

 

*summons birdies to stun you while I make a getaway*

*wriggles out of the ropes, then throws magic dust on the birdies to follow my command... then goes after psycho*

*runs to my bomb shelter and slams the door shut*

*Tunnels through the bomb shelter through the vents to get to Psycho*

*laughs at you for thinking my bomb shelter had vents, then promptly passes out from lack of oxygen*

*Drills a hole through the bomb shelter with a drill* guess you never played motherload on miniclip!

 

*rescues the cheese from Psycho's paws*

*wakes up to realize that you (probably accidentally) saved my life, follows you around yammering non-stop about how I'm going to pay you back until you get so annoyed that you throw the cheese at me to knock me out, which I catch and run away with*

Unfortunately.. you're delusional. that was a rock! *holds up the real cheese in her hand*

*unfortunately the rock come in hand as a weapon as I throw it at you, knocking you out and taking the cheese*

I wake up with a concussion. *cannot remember anything*

 

Who are you? *asks this to a dirty little boy wtih a piece of soggy, smelly, and old cheese*

 

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"This is the cheese! I have it!!! muhahahhaha" he replies...

 

"Gross! that's disgusting! doesn't anyone have any money to buy you some cheese?" she replies

 

"no" he says with a sad face.

 

"ok then.. i'll get us both some cheese!" she pulls him over to the shop and purchases enough cheese for them.

 

they both wash their hands and start munching on the cheese....

 

then... the last cheese in the plate. both she and him look at it longingly.....

*Steals cheese, eat it, vomits it up into a dirty/unflushed toilet and walks away*

 

 

 

Does anyone still want it?! ;)

Good thing that he actually stole the cheese napkin. the real cheese could never be vomited up. :lol:

 

 

 

btw.. its against the rules to eat the cheese. refer to the first post.

*points over your shoulder, making you turn around, when you turn back, I and the cheese are gone*

*I track you down to collect the cheese with this handy tracking device I put on you when we were eating cheese... yes.. i;m a stalker* :wall:

*doesn't bother asking how you got it in me, gets in an old car that still has lead paint on it, which interferes with the signal and renders me undetectable*

by the time you get into the car, you're within eyesight. I sneak up on the other side... open the door, and crawl into the car... then.. i snatch and run with the cheese/

*chases you down with the car, reaching out and snatching the cheese as I drive by*

*unfortunately you run me over with the car. I cry for help.. while laying there helpless.. a policeman comes and arrests you for running people over*

*gives the cheese to the policeman as a bribe*

*cry at the police man.. and pout.... he gives me the cheese and locks you up* :twisted:

*curses you and your darn crocodile tears all the way to the prison cell*