Hey, you got some blood and tears on the cheese. I'll need to take that to the cleaners. *gone with the cheese*

10 mins pass. *Psycho returns with the cheese*

 

Thank you Psycho. *gives Psycho a pat on the head* 8-)

Little do you know that its one of those ridiculous cheese hats that people from Wisconsin sometimes wear. I abscond with the real cheese.

only to realise taht you accidently switched the real cheese with teh hat.

 

you have the hat. I have the cheese. I start juggling it with something else that looks suspiciously like someone's spleen. 8-)

*throws my cheese hat at the cheese as you juggle it, knocking it away from you*

*Uses alchemy to grab the cheese*

Your spell turn the cheese into a useless gold sculpture. I throw it at you, knocking you out, then produce a new piece of cheese to fight over.

*I stare at the front of your pants and giggle*

 

you blush and drop the cheese, while hiding your lap. [this is from a different game in this forum]

 

I collect the cheese.

i walk slowly up behind you. you turn around and i quietly say "may i please have that cheese". You give me the cheese

I cordially request the cheese from you, which you gladly donate to me

:? all this politeness *sigh*

 

 

 

May I have the cheese please? *asks Psycho.*

 

 

 

*Psycho gives me the cheese* :roll:

OI! Give that back you GIT!!! *slaps you, spits in your face, kicks you in the shins, pushes you to the ground, takes the cheese, and walks away, using you as a floor mat*

*At the very last min, does a substitution jutsu.* you just beat up thrash-boy!!! :?

 

 

 

*while Psycho is considering this, I grab the cheese from his hand and run away*

I send my neighbors to distract you for me to get the cheese. My brother asks you to play hide and seek tag with them at a park, you reluctantly agree. You then run away to hide, still with possession of the cheese. Some five year old kid counts and chases you down. As you run away, someone yells "You can't run, that's not fair to them" and all of my neighbors start screaming at each other and calling each other homeless like they do every time. This time, hair starts flying and you're right in the middle of it. I sit on the bench laughing at everyone and you go crazy and scream and throw the cheese in the air. As you realize what you have just done, I come flying down a hill on my scooter and attack you with it. You do not retreat even though a twelve year old boy informs you of the sharpness of the edges and my history of violence. As you try to struggle away, you forget about the cheese and run back to your mom and your cats. I take the cheese and ride away on my scooter...my little red and silver Razor scooter... to a place where people have not been in a hundred years.

While nurseing my wounds and pride... I stumbe across a book about devil summoning in the library.

 

I summon a devil and make a deal with him in exchange for Fluffy's brother's soul [since he caused me to get hurt... :twisted: ]

 

I make the devil steal the cheese and give it to me,. :shame:

I text all my peoples, they round up a crew of transvestites and robots. You can't help but drool and chase them down, soon enough you're in a no-tell motel with nobody else in it (VACANCY). You reject a few of the robots, too bulky, and they steal the cheese from you and bring it to me.

I summon the devil again to bring me back a few goodlooking transvestites and robots... and... um... the cheese... #-o

I summon the devil again to bring me back a few goodlooking transvestites and robots... and... um... the cheese... #-o

 

 

 

I hit you over the head with my special haxor banhammer, run away and cut the cheese into two pieces.

The REAL mods use their REAL banhammers and whack you upside your head. Mods are too good for cheese, so they ignore it. I grab it and run off.

The REAL mods use their REAL banhammers and whack you upside your head. Mods are too good for cheese, so they ignore it. I grab it and run off.

 

 

 

But I'm an Administrator on my forums... And you visited them. They have no power in my house :D I rip the cheese from you and push you back into TIF.

The cheese vanishes from your hands and appears back in TIF turf, since this is a TIF game. I pick it up and taunt you.

The cheese vanishes from your hands and appears back in TIF turf, since this is a TIF game. I pick it up and taunt you.

 

 

 

Then I send TIF an angry message saying that if we don't get our cheese back I will go and get the cheese back... which I do anyways by shooting you with a flamethrower.

The cheese melts and I die. Both the cheese and I respawn in Lumbridge. I run into the castle and lock the doors.

The cheese melts and I die. Both the cheese and I respawn in Lumbridge. I run into the castle and lock the doors.

 

I teleport to Lumbridge, and burn the wooden doors to the ground with my flamethrower, walk inside and burn the castle to the ground. The cheese re-spawns right beside me, I pick it up, and run like hell back into my forum.

After a slower, much more painful death, I respawn and begin chasing after you