It mixed with water and then solidifies, forming a piece of watery cheese that tastes disgusting. A hobo eats it then spits it out on my coat, I throw it away into an incinerator because there's spit all over it.

I dive in after it, having taken a dose of anti-fire potion, and retrieve it before it gets melted, then teleport out.

The teleportation matrix has a fault and sends the cheese to my pocket. I keep strolling. You however are sent to the void of punishment, (or whatever it's called).

I pull the wrong level so many times that my magic level goes NEGATIVE and the teleportation is reversed, putting the cheese back with me, and myself back in the incinerator. I teleport again this time successfully.

But an error in the flux capacitator causes a redux reaction, causing the cheese to warp into my pocket.

I look up all those long words, and short difficult words, in a dictionary, then smack you upside the head with it and pickpocket you.

I fit through the catflap, stab you with the blunt end of a spoon and take the cheese from you.

You get stuck in the cat flap. I open the door, walk to your head on the outside part of the door, take the cheese from you, then walk away.

You trip over my unconcious body, cracking your head open on the cat's food bowl. I come round, take the cheese and jump out the window. Once I'm in the garden, I jump over the fence.

I run out of the house, form my hands into hooks, and latch onto the bumper of your car. I mean your belt.

His belt snaps and he falls on my side of the fence with the cheese. i then sue for trespassing and win the cheese LEGALY \

The court then finds you ALSO guilty for trespassing. You are sent to jail and forced to pick up the soap. While you're picking up the soap, I steal the cheese from your hand using telekinetic grab.

I use the silly monkey defense and win back custody of the cheese.

 

 

 

i kidnap the monkey and threaten to kill him if you don't hand over the cheese. you hand it over and i killed the monkey and then i make my great getaway

I stare in shock at the slain body of my faithful primate pal. I hunt you down, egged on by my fury, steal the cheese from you, smack you with it, and stomp away.

But while crossing the road, you get hit by a bus. The cheese flies out of your hand and I catch it, running along the pavement.

While you dive to get the cheese on the pavement, you're stepped on by someone wearing golf cleats. I limp to the cheese and grab it.

I get back up, run after you and rugby tackle you. You smack your head on a drain lid and fall into a coma. I run off.

I wake up 20 years later. You are dead. I rob your grave and take the cheese.

Turns out you are still in a coma, and are dreaming you're running away with the cheese but you're just lying there, so I steal it from you and send it to the sun in a indestructible Heat-Resistant box. 8-)

Deep inside the star, hydrogen and helium atoms are fused with the atoms of the box, thus degrading its indestructibility until it eventually shatters, propelling the cheese back towards earth.

I become an astronaut, go into space on a space shuttle, and go on a highly covert mission to save the cheese from melting when it passes through the earth's upper atmosphere. I just manage to grab the cheese.

Once you land back on earth, I am part of the welcoming party. You hold the cheese up triumphantly. I dive at it and snatch it from you.

I shoot you by accident whilst trying to assassinate the president, who is greeting the shuttle crew. I grab the cheese, avoid the Secret Service agents, hurdle the bottomless pit of fire, and climb up the ladder to freedom. (The freedom of the next level.)

You slip off the ladder. I fly on my pet mudkip and grab the cheese.