September 8, 200817 yr I extend my leg and you trip over and I take the cheese. Quickly activiating my Jet Pack powered by duplicated cheese Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored.
September 8, 200817 yr Running after 3rkid.. I see baalboy5 with the cheese... I jump up and catch on to the hem of his pants... our combined weight weighs down the cheese powered jet pack... dangerously... I take the cheese... and jump off.. as soon as I jump off.. baalboy5 flys up like a rocket far far away... TEAM ROCKET BLASTOFF!!!
September 8, 200817 yr using my ninja moves i tied both of your shoelaces together. you go flying with him and drop the cheese right into my hands
September 8, 200817 yr I out-ninja your skills by throwing my boot at your face. You drop the cheese in agony and attempt to correct your bleeding nose. I then pick up the cheese and high-alchemy it to the void of dematerialized materials. I get 2gp for alching the cheese!
September 8, 200817 yr I follow you around until you decide to alchemy something else. I throw myself in your light globe thing, sending myself to the alchemy-dimension. You get 1 gp. Once there I alch the cheese again. Alching the cheese when its already in the alchemy dimension shatters the frail bonds of the space-time continuum and sends me back in time to when I was stealing the cheese from wits. We chatter incessantly and the constant, high-pitched squealing makes Silver Wits head explode. Then space-time realigns itself and I return to the present, the cheese in hand.
September 8, 200817 yr I whine about how I spent so much time on my post and you didn't spend hardly no time at all on yours. You give me the cheese to make me feel better. It works. Then I run away.
September 8, 200817 yr correction. I gave you the cheese to shut you up you annoying little whiner. I realise waht I did.. so I run after you and start talking about hair and extensions and shoes.... you give me the cheese to shut me up... I run away happily... that was pretty boring.. if you had lasted for more than 3 mins, I would have been a goner. :roll:
September 8, 200817 yr Ha! I'm invincible to girly chatter, it just goes in one ear and out the other! I am unphased by your attempted torture, and maintain a death grip on the cheese.
September 8, 200817 yr Ouch, harsh :( I come back from the grave and haunt you with a constant wail A wail that goes... "Wits! Hey Wits! Do ya hear me? Huh? Do ya?! I'm a ghost now! Isn't that neat?! Wits? Witsy?! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Lookit me! I'm a ghost! Hey! Hey! Hi! Hey! Wheeeee!!!"
September 8, 200817 yr *takes cheese from silver wits while shes destracted by a ghost no one can understand*
September 9, 200817 yr *my ghostly body dives into the cheese and begins haunting you, till you drop the cheese in disgust and walk away*
September 9, 200817 yr I melt the cheese onto a bagel, which releases Psycho's ghost, and then I eat the bagel. Yum, poppyseed. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 9, 200817 yr My ghost gets sucked into a fan and chopped up into little bits, each bit forming another Psycho ghost, until I eventually have an army of ghosts, which march on you and THROUGH you, taking the cheese from inside your body! Spooky yes?
September 9, 200817 yr only to find out it's already been digested. I cough up money to buy some more cheese.. and shoot Psycho with a reincarnation gun taht turns him human. 8-)
September 9, 200817 yr I was wondering how far people would let that progress! I celebrate my new human body before snatching the cheese from you, prancing off, laughing
September 9, 200817 yr only to fall flat on your face because the reincarnation gun connected the nerves wrong. :twisted: I take the cheese and skip happily away. 8-)
September 9, 200817 yr I lay around for a while till my nerves re-connect, cursing the very name of Silver Wits!
September 9, 200817 yr Silver Wits falls down a manhole while happily skipping but is prompty kicked out when they discover she doesn't have the "equipment" to be a man. they confiscate all of your items (even your clothes for some reason) and i sneak down and take the cheese
September 9, 200817 yr While waiting for a Horned Graak, riku3220 suddenly falls into one of my pitfall traps. Now, covered in his own... Ketchup! (lets keep this PG ;) ), I reach down and take the ketchup-covered cheese and teleport away using Fairy Magic! 67/99/120 Invention
September 9, 200817 yr I poke the mushroomed fairy ring with my staff till it lets me through, then I track you down and poke YOU with my staff! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!! Oh, and then I steal the cheese.
September 10, 200817 yr Sneaks up, switches the cheese with a duplicate, and cuts the duplicate into pieces. "Look everyone, we can share the cheese!" *Sneaks away with the real cheese.* *Duplicate slices of cheese explode.* There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
September 10, 200817 yr *cheese shrapnel embeds in my cheek* *eats it, then poops out the REAL cheese, somehow. Awesome.*
September 10, 200817 yr Steals the cheese, melts it down into pure liquid awesome, pours it down the storm drain. There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
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