The incompetent Secret Service agents, aiming for me, shoot your mudkip. You fall into the searing heat of the bottomless pit of fire. I snag the cheese, while hanging onto the rim of the pit with one hand.

I set a caterpillar right next to your hand, watching it crawl over your hand, tickling your fingers until your grip loosens. Your forced to let go of the cheese (which I grab) and hold yourself up with your other hand.

Then I yell,

 

 

 

"THAT IS MY CHEEEESE!!"

 

 

 

And kicks you, 300 style, into the pit, snatching the cheese as Psycho falls down the hole, taking Reaper88888 down with him.

 

 

 

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The director yells "cut!" and scolds you on a terrible performance. He kills you for making him waste his film. I take the cheese from you and run away.

I trip you and take the cheese.. then laugh at you cause you landed on your backside. :thumbsup:

Fortunately my backside is coated with flubber, and I bounce right back up, smack into you, knock us both to the floor, grab the cheese, and bounce away.

*grabs on to Psycho as he bounces away*

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

*Psycho notices me and tries to runaway... I grab the cheese and let go. there's flubber on me... i bounce away*

But he quickly tires and collapses. You keep on running like forrest gump in vietnam until you realise you forgot to bring the cheese with you. By then I have already taken it.

While you're busy changing your signature for the 4th time this week, I grab the cheese from you and sneak away.

But I am prepared for all consequences! I have already set a cheese-magneton the route you sre taking to escape. the cheese magnaet grabs it, and teleports it to me. the teleportation matrix works fine.

I'm prepared too, and the "cheese" you get is actually one of those yellow Kraft oil slicks. I continue on my merry way with the real cheese.

I trip you with a [plot device], and take the cheese. I then activate my [second plot device], teleporting to safety.

But the teleport goes PHAIL and the cheese teleports into my jacket pocket. I have a force field around me, so anyone who tries to get the cheese will be flown back.

I [action which renders first plot device null, thus mainaining/re-obtaining ownership of the cheese], then [action which allows you to use your second plot device, leaving without the cheese]

I fly my bracketplane back to the previous location, grab the cheese, and do a flying kick off of a cliff.

 

 

 

[bracketplane!]

Since Psycho still has the cheese.. I high-kick him and take the cheese 8-)

I dive for the cheese as it's in mid-air. Clutching it to my chest as I roll of the cliff on the other side into a jagged ravine. I free fall to the bottom, luckily missing the sharp rocks as I plummet into the raging river. I then swim to an underground air pocket, where I squat on a rock, stroking my precious cheese.

I dam the river and walk into your little pocket. I smack you and take the cheese, then destroy the dam.

I fill the breached dam with memes. It's power level is over 9000!

 

 

 

 

 

I then send you twenty thousand spam messages in the form of paper airplanes. Overwhelmed by the offers of free money and natural enhancement, you drop the cheese. I grab the cheese and run away.

I install spam guards on myself and every message rebounds off me and flies back to you. One of them collects the cheese and flies back to me.

I grab an air tank... and swim to the air pocket... I tease you with blowing air bubbles in the water... deprived of oxygen, you turn blue. once you faint.. I grab the cheese and you. swim to the river bank. deposit you. I get the ugliest MAN to give you the kiss of life... and I walk away with the cheese.

 

 

 

Psycho is unable to follow me because he's currently being kissed alive by Bobby the Ugly and he's too weak to move.

 

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But you drown while swimming to the river bank. It floats down the river and stops on a bank. I pick up the cheese and walk off, whistling because of my success.

As you attempt to inhale, you find that you are unable to, due to a clamp which has secured itself aroudn your neck. Suffocating, you fall to the ground, your hands flying to your neck to undo the clamp. I walk in, steal your cheese, poke you, then remove the clamp and fly away. (I don't like to kill people, it's just cruel ;))

While you are flying.. I shoot you in the head with my sniper and you fall on the antenna of the Sears Tower ( Chicago). Then i climb to the top, take the cheese then dig 75,000 miles into the ground and take a nap with my cheese. :

i fish it out of the hole and hide it under my rock