I wear a protective Anti-Poke armor, then pull out my own poking instrument, a Trident. I hurl it at you and stab you through all 3 of your hearts.

the good thing is that since all of my hearts are made of ice, it doesn't really mean anything when you stab them.... they were just there for decorative purposes... just like my brain.

 

 

 

attaches gem to pitchfork and makes it into a freeze pitchfork... then continues poking psycho.

 

due to the fact that his armour doesn;t have much def against the cold, it does damage to him!! :wall:

Everyone knows the pen is mightier than the trident/pitchfork, so I easily best you with my editorial prowess.

in your glee for besting me, you drop the cheese and jump out of the hole you were in.. and run off to celebrate with your friends.....

 

 

 

i take the cheese and put it under my shirt. :shock:

I fear a lawsuit so I dare not reach in there.... and instead I run away... with the REAL cheese! Bear with me because this gets kind of confusing. You see, a thousand years in the future, this War of the Cheese still raged on. Fed up with this, the Association of Cheese Extraction (ACE) created me, a Psycho Robot who would go back in time, to before the war even started. It was my mission to steal the real cheese and hide it in a hole in the ground where it would stay until ACE could dig it up thousands of years from now. Unfortunately, because I had hidden the real cheese, there was never a War of the Cheese, and ACE was never founded. This paradox threatened to tear the universe to shreds, so activating my Emergency Paradox Correction Unit, I went back to exactly 1 hour before the first I arrived from my initial trip and hid from myself (because meeting yourself creates an infinite paradox time loop). After the first I hid the cheese, the second I produced a fake cheese that would be the source of the War of the Cheese. This fake cheese is what everyone has been fighting over, and by digging that hole you unearthed the real cheese. The first I immediately realize that the cheese is the genuine cheese, and absconds with it. In case you're wondering, the second I ceased to exist the minute the second I planted the fake cheese, because this fixed paradox that the second I went back in time to correct.

takes the fake cheese out of her shirt and throws it at psycho's head.. it cracks his skull...

 

 

 

then she calmly pockets the cheese and walks away.

I shoot you, and take the cheese. Then I Fling it into the past, to be worshipped by a tribe of cavemen.

the good thing is that cavemen in the past were large hairy men.... I come up to them wearing a large suit of armour, and bargain with them for the cheese in exchange for super_arty. they take super_arty, and i take the cheese....

 

 

 

they then put super_arty over a spit to cook him alive. :lol:

I escape the spit, hunt you down and behead you! Then I entrust the cheese to my army of elite soldiers and tell them to kill anyone who tries to take it.

I pick up back my head and screw it on.... your elite soldiers shudder in fear and run away... i take the cheese from Super, and go to bed and sleep with it under my pillow...

 

 

 

when im sleeping, my breath turns into morning breath.. foul enough to kill someone. :?

I put on my gas mak and take the cheese. Then I blow it up.

I make a time machine, go to before it was blown up, steal it, and run away screaming "It's mine! It's mine!".

I out the pending explosion with my "morning breath".

 

 

 

in gratitude, romy gives me the cheese. the real cheese btw.

 

 

 

I promise not to breathe on her. :ohnoes:

I use my Tic-Tac Ray Fun Gun and fire thousands of miniature Tic-Tacs in your mouth. While you're enjoying the taste of the orange Tic-Tacs (orange are the best) I unleash my hellish demon cat to fight yours, your cat dies, you lose your morning breath and I take teh cheese.

unfortunately, orange mint makes me throw up.... while you are watching the epic fight between your hellish demon cat, and my dead zombie cat, i puke all over you.

 

my cat is unable to die because it's already dead.... and your cat takes too much damage... in the end.. the devil comes back and takes his cat away because you mistreated it so much :( and.... me and my cat high five each other while i hold the cheese [which is covered in orange, minty puke] high in the air.

I take out a gigantic wash machine, and turn in on faced to you.

 

You're then blown away, fully cleaned, and shocked. I then take the cheese out of your hands.

 

 

 

I use a time machine to go to the future, and take a very special lock machine, I then lock the cheese inside.

 

And then! I draw the sketches of the time machine, go back to the past, ruin the guy who invented the machine's sketches, and then all machines are destroyed. I then make another 1 using the sketches, go back to the present, and completly destroy the time machine and the sketches. I'm currently the only one able to unlock the cheese \ .

you also put yourself into a paradox due to the fact that you killed yourself....

 

 

 

to stop this, i take the cheese, slap the [cabbage] out of you, and, they use the cabbage to generate a huge mass parade that ruins the time machine.

That made absolutly no sense, because I clearly did not create the time machine, and there are no machines left to destroy.

 

Oh, and the cheese is still locked out.

 

 

 

Which means the cheese is still mine :twisted: :twisted: .

I shoot you and take the cheese. :twss:

Jeez, people can't read...

 

 

 

You can't take it because it's locked out! :evil:

I go to Retroville, use Jimmy Neutron's cross universal portal with the time machine and go into the future where the box with the cheese inside is being held. I then offer the box some cardboard to chew on, the box opens it's mouth and I grab the cheese. I go back to the present wave it in your face (while you're tied up to not get the cheese) and then eat said cheese.

 

 

 

 

 

:mrgreen:

I go to Retroville, use Jimmy Neutron's cross universal portal with the time machine and go into the future where the box with the cheese inside is being held. I then offer the box some cardboard to chew on, the box opens it's mouth and I grab the cheese. I go back to the present wave it in your face (while you're tied up to not get the cheese) and then eat said cheese.

 

 

 

 

 

:mrgreen:

 

 

 

I take out a gigantic wash machine, and turn in on faced to you.

 

You're then blown away, fully cleaned, and shocked. I then take the cheese out of your hands.

 

 

 

I use a time machine to go to the future, and take a very special lock machine, I then lock the cheese inside.

 

And then! I draw the sketches of the time machine, go back to the past, ruin the guy who invented the machine's sketches, and then all machines are destroyed. I then make another 1 using the sketches, go back to the present, and completly destroy the time machine and the sketches. I'm currently the only one able to unlock the cheese \ .

 

 

 

...

 

This means there are no more time machines left to use!

 

 

 

 

 

Also, you're not allowed to eat the cheese...

 

 

 

 

 

cheese's still mine :twisted: .

I went to a different universe.... You only destroyed the time machines in this universe.

 

 

 

Remember, the obnoxious thing?

 

 

 

You're making this Forum Game unfun.

I show 3rkid his reflection in the mirror

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he punches me for that.

 

 

 

The mirror falls and shards fly at 3rkid. While he's distracted and bleeding, I grab the cheese and scamper off with it.

I then turn the mirror on Psycho_Robot and he laughs at what he sees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Run off with the cheese when you're busting all your guts.