February 8, 200917 yr I think you won because even I dont want it now. Kidding takes the cheese out of yourhands throws it at you it knocks you out and i pick it up and run off Click Me!!!!!
February 8, 200917 yr Again, Psycho Robot's laser detects you and kills you. This time, though, I mutilate your body, cut off the remainder of your head, stuff the remainder of your neck with garlic, and throw the remainder of your body into running water so that your soul can't return. I pocket the cheese, and walk away. You, however, can't return for another 5 posts while you sort out your soul and body problems. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
February 8, 200917 yr You are immediately fried by 2 separate lasers. The first one is the Excessive Violence laser, which melts your skin off, and the second is the Making Up Rules laser which cooks your skinless corpse. The cheese, miraculously, is neither melted nor cooked, and is therefore free for me to pick up and skip away with. But not before I drag abc1230's body back to the river bank so their soul CAN return. Souls can swim anyways.
February 9, 200917 yr Dangit! I sneak into Psycho Robot's House, and destroy all his lasers except the lame answer laser. I then proceed to redo my previous actions. Again, you can't return for 5 posts. I have the cheese. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
February 9, 200917 yr But little do you know that when I drug abc123 onto the river bank, I put flippers and goggles on them, so that when you killed them, their soul could easily swim back to their body and resurrect them. While you have a conniption about your precious broken rule, I take the cheese.
February 9, 200917 yr Heh. Fine, I'll stop trying to stop the lame posts... A tree grabs your leg before you can escape, and I shoot you in the back with my crossbow. This cheese falls onto the ground, and I take it. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
February 9, 200917 yr You didn't dip that crossbow bolt in Arby's sauce did you? Y'see, you have to dip the crossbow bolt in Arby's sauce before you can kill me with it. Well, you HAD to... now that I've been shot, my weakness has changed. You'll never know what it is! Also, being shot with anything besides my weakness makes me stronger. So I easily hunt you down and overpower you, taking the cheese.
February 9, 200917 yr Hmmm you sound like the sophisticated type, So i tele-grabbed you and fire you into oblivion, destroying you and the cheese... Which I had come prepared to create another cheese!! MUh, very bad idea I suppose. -.- Barrows Items: 1x Dharok's Platelegs, 1x Veracs's Plateskirt, 1x Dharok's Greataxe, 2x Torag's Platelegs, 1x Akrisae's War Mace, 1x Ahrim's Robeskirt, 3x Akrisae's Robetop, 1x Guthan's Warspear, 1x Akrisae's Robeskirt, 1x Torag's Helm, 2x Verac's Brassard, 1x Karil's Pistol Crossbow
February 9, 200917 yr "Muh" is the secret word of the day, and Peewee Herman and all his ilk come out yabbering like a bunch of headless chickens. In the ensuing confusion, I grab the cheese and vanish.
February 9, 200917 yr Little did you know that I was secretly Peewee Herman and was mearly trying to take the cheese from Medead0. When I see you escaping with the cheese, I set my headless chickens on you. You trip and fall, and I teleother you to the middle of nowhere, casting a teleblock on you once you are there. I pick up the cheese, and flee before anyone else can try to take it from me. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
February 16, 200917 yr I point out that abc1230's siggy has been rmoved and replaced with a default image... he doesn't believe me... so I elbow his face out of the picture, and take the cheese.
February 16, 200917 yr Throws a cat at silver, distracted by the cat i take the cheese. Click Me!!!!!
February 17, 200917 yr I take Warcraft53's dragon axe. While he is wondering what happened, I cast an ancient spell that makes things giant, and use it to cut off Warcraft53's head. I grapple up into the highest tree I can find by the Grand Tree, where I just so happened to find Warcraft53. I have the cheese. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
February 17, 200917 yr The Stalker Hyter Strikes again! Prints off a copy of his sig and shows it too him and while he admires it i steal the cheese. Click Me!!!!!
February 19, 200917 yr Little did you know that I had given you a fake cheese. While you have your back turned, I cast saradomin strike on you, and the lightning scorches you into oblivion. I walk away with my awesome print of your signature. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
February 19, 200917 yr Ring of life goes off and since you didnt expect this i run up hit you with the blunt end of my d axe and knock you out and steal both the real and fake cheese( it might come in handy later) Click Me!!!!!
February 19, 200917 yr Unfortunately the D axe is a failure weapon, and you only knock him out for a second. He gets back up and tackles you, taking everything you have on your person. Apparently I can control who_am_i, so I make him gimme the cheese. Then I order him to go jump off a cliff.
February 20, 200917 yr When I jump the cliff, the mind control breaks. I quickly get my spare mithril grapple and shoot myself back onto the cliff. With the mines I had set off earlier, I blow you into oblivion, and telegrab the cheese. I then pray for Seren's protection, which protects me from all blows, melee, magic, or ranged, as well as woodcutting strikes. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
February 20, 200917 yr Sadly his protection has its limits and i kick you well lets not say where and take the cheese... Click Me!!!!!
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