A passing seagull had cast vengance on me, so as you were running away, the pain kicked in, and you doubled over in pure pain. I eat a shark, and take 4 broad bolts and pin you to the ground with them. I take the cheese and teleport to my house, locking the door/portal.

I wish for the cheese. The genie grants me the wish instead of xp

Wow. That was actually pretty good. I commend you =D>

 

 

 

Little did you no that I had the fake cheese again. When the genie comes to take the cheese, I give the fake one to him and he returns and gives it to you. When he laters returns because he thinks I am autoing in my chair, I cast tele-block on him, and throw him into my dungeon that doesn't exist.

Well since the dugeon doesnt exist once the tele block is off he comes back to me becuase im still just cutting wood and again this time i tell him to take all the cheese you have and then read your mind to make sure that he has collected the real cheese then i wish for him to poof into non-existance with the cheese so it can never be reclaimed again.

 

 

 

Did i win?

No. The genie wins. He has the cheese forever.

 

 

 

I start woodcutting as much as possible, and fishing, and double logging, anything to get the genie. I finally get the school random, and the tome of knowledge shows me a hidden path to inexistance. I go there, and, with my runes and crossbow, defeat the genie, teleother lumbridge him, and make him unable to grant wishes. I have the cheese, and am in inexistance, so no one can take the cheese from me.

Along my journy i am rewarded an ancient lamp and i like this lamp its rather nice and one day since its dirt covered and filithy i decide to clean it the rubbing causes me to grant a wish so i wish my self into non-existance and wish to not allow anyone else into non-existance or exit.

 

Not knowing that you also were trapped here we fight over the cheese and i obtain it for who knows how long. SInce we no longer exist our magic is blocked but we can still fight.

Ah, but along with my knowledge of how to get to inexistance, I also know how to leave, under any circumstances. So, I hit you with my last broad bolt, and take the cheese, and use the fairy rings to leave. I appear many years in the future, and the fairy rings no longer allow staves, so you cannot leave yourself. I grab a bunch of high-tech exploding bolts, and start walking towards where Yanille would be in our time.

I once saved a fairy and she granted me her magic even without staves so i so escape into this future world and follow you and help you carry the exslovies but while you are not looking i take the cheese and replace it with a fake because i have all your fakes remember?

I also had a fake, and that was what I was carrying. The real cheese is conveniently back in my home during our own time, therefore I have the cheese. I also have the only way to get back home, but can't get it to work if it forced from me. Since we are in the future, all magics no longer work, either.

Ready for some ownage?

 

 

 

You awaken realizing that all that had recently taken place was all a dream and you had really been asleep since when i did that blunt force hit to your head with my D axe...

 

 

 

While you were passed out i magicly created more cheese idenitical peices and have hidden them all over runescape.

 

I myself do not know where the real cheese is but there are 300 peices all over.

 

 

 

But what i do know is.....Tanis was knocked out by a log and cannot tell you anymore information about the 300 peices of cheese.

 

 

 

WHen tanis awakens he has forgotten about where he hid the real cheese but knowing it was someplace only he could discover and then went on a journey to find it who knows where it is...

Crap! You can't make no one have the cheese! Dangit!

 

I recruit the help of the tet, and on a Saturday we all go throughout Gielinor and find the identical cheeses. After being so adept at obtaining the cheese, I now can tell what is the real cheese, and what is a fake when I see them next to eachother. I go through the entire line, and eat any cheese that is not the cheese. When I finally get to the real cheese, I break a teletab and go to my house, once more locking the doors/portals and sit in my chair. This time, though, my dream has tought me to expect the genie, so I prepare to teleblock him and beat him down, burning him within my fireplace.

Well being tired from my journey i stumble upon a strangers house and decide to go upstairs and sleep in his bed..

 

I wake up and go downstairs to find you cuddling the cheese(awkward)

 

But none the less you found the cheese. I realize you had fallen asleep so i telegrab the cheese and teleport to.....

 

GE and sell it on GE to an unamed buyer which is not you.

ask for the cheese nicely

 

 

 

and stabs u with my naughty dagger

 

 

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Has a ring of recoil equip you alsoget hitand at this moment i steal the cheese again

I un transform from my ring of recoil form, and take the cheese from you in your surprise. I ice barrage you as I run, and due to my magic abilities, the freeze effect lasts ten thousand times as long as normal.

Unfortunately you used the last of your runes and cannot teleport anywhere. A group of pkers kill you and I steal the cheese.

I runecraft back all the runes I will ever need, and come hunt you down. I shoot you in the back with an explosive bolt which somehow made it out of my dreams of the future, and you explode into a million small pieces, each of which I teleblock so you can't respawn. I walk away with the cheese.

Lord Zamorak happens to find my pieces scattered everywhere and puts me back together in order for me to get the cheese for him. Giving me mighty powers I set off and KO you instantly when I find you. I then keep the cheese for myself and head out on my own way.

Unfortunately he put your head on backwards. You bumble around in a useless stupor. While everyone is laughing at you, I steal the cheese and then steal the night, away into.

I cast saradomin strike on you, but miss, hitting a tree. The tree erupts into violent fire, and in the sudden illumination, you are blinded. I shoot you with a broad bolt, this time dipping it into arby's sauce beforehand, ice barrage, and steal the cheese.

You didn't microwave that Arby's sauce, did you? You didn't.... Y'see...

 

 

 

I'm only susceptible to Arby's sauce when its lukewarm. Anything above room temperature is fine, really... but since you didn't... I find it delicious and am energized by its hearty tang. The cheese is mine and you fail epically!

I cast fireblast, so the arby's sauce in your stomach is superheated, and you are now susceptible to it. You fall over in pain, and I stuff you in a body bag and throw you into a pit of rats. My cheese.

Well.... y'see....

 

 

 

I'm susceptible to LUKEWARM Arby's sauce... but hot Arby's sauce is a different story altogether. Now I'm just plain angry!

In your extreme anger you wake from the dead, sneak up on who_am_i, and wrench it from his grasp. He surprises you by slapping it from your possession. The cheese falls to the ground and bounces into my back pocket as I stroll by. I then sit down on a park bench to read my newspaper with the front page headed: "Giant cheese-hungry rats terrorize globe!"

I take the cheese (I pwn at this)