I totally ignore your post. With my army of cheese hungry rats, I attack the world, and invade every last cheese stronghold. When I finally re-obtain the cheese, I feed all the rats a fake piece of cheese, and set them in every corner of the world, to steal the cheese from anyone who walks by them and return it to me.

when one of the rats takes the cheese from a person, they taste it inadvertantly as they hold it in their mouth. They find it to be delicious, and, more importantly, discover that you were tricking them with fake cheese. The rat organizes a rebellion and they revolt against you. Because of this rebellion, I manage to hold onto my own cheese which I've had this whole time, while all other cheese is stolen and eaten by rats. The rats then starve to death with no more cheese.

I take the cheese

I take it back

I take the cheese

I fart and you drop the cheese while running away.

While wearing a gas mask, I sneak up behind you. When you hear me breathing through the mask, I take Dharock's axe, and cut your head off in one smooth motion. I grab the cheese, and turn on my protect from abc1230's lame responses prayer, thus protecting me from having the cheese stolen without at least trying.

Ai teik teh ch33z

Who_am_i's prayers render your attempt ineffective. However he's got no chance against fending off one of my crazy rambling and nonsensical responses! Lets watch.

 

 

 

As who_am_i is running away with the cheese, he trips and falls on another piece of cheese. The fall causes him to land on his axe and kill him in a pretty gruesome way. Rather than simply going to Hell, St. Peter offers him a second chance to prove himself worthy of continued life. Being a wuss, who_am_i is afraid of burning for eternity in Hell, so he takes St. Peter up on his offer and finds himself back on earth, only several hours in the past. Seeing abc1230 and I fighting rather lamely over the cheese, he takes it and runs away with it. Stealing does not go over well with St. Peter, and having exhausted his one final chance, who_am_i is damned to Hell, dropping the cheese as he's taken. Several hours later, who_am_i trips over this cheese and falls on his axe, dropping the cheese he was running with. I grab both cheeses and run. St. Peter sees me with two cheeses, a physical impossibility, and realizes his mistake, taking the paradoxical duplicate cheese away from the world, leaving me with the real cheese.

I end up in Hell. 3 hours later, I have enacted a rebellion against Satan, kill him, and take over as leader of Hell. I don't like the job, so I call up God, and sign a peace treaty with him. He gets control over Hell, and I get sent back to Earth to get the cheese again, but this time I have the powers of all of Hell. I send my minions upon Psycho Robot, and all others who have ever passed the cheese, and they return to me with the cheese. I set you all under lock and key by the greatest demons of Hell, and fill the void of all the freed prisoners from Satan's Hell with your pitiful bodies.

 

 

 

:twisted:

I take the cheese

I finnaly give you a siggy that isn't to big

 

U are so impressed that I can take the cheese and you didn't even Noticed

I take the cheese while you are so proud of taking it.

I say That I'm about to sleep.

 

You think U are victorious and lay the cheese next to you while drinking to much beer.

 

U are so drunk that U sell me the cheese for the price of. NOTHING :D

 

 

 

Scammed you?

You passed out because you got drunk. I take cheese now.

I take the cheese

You get irradiated with the radioactive SUCK of your last reply, and you die. The cheese is mine!

I take the cheese.

I take the cheese.

I take the cheese.

I falcon punch you and discreetly slip the cheese into my back pocket.

I take the cheese.

I take the cheese. You're fucking pissing me off now abc1230.

Wtfh! Why are there so many bad replies :cry:

 

3rkid notices me crying, and stops to point and laugh at me. When he does this, he falls through a trapdoor he didn't notice under him. When he falls through, the cheese gets caught by an anti-cheese barrier I crafted with my magic. I carefully scoop up the cheese, close the trapdoor, and put on my protect from lame responses prayer.

I take the cheese since someone didn't see the secret message I had in my post.