I tell SW that I'm at my cousins' house like I was on New Year's Eve over a year ago (when it was about to be 2008) and bad memories of us wasting our night on forum games haunt her. While she's distracted, I take the cheese and tell my cousins to defend me if some creep-o chick from Guyana who lives in Ontario comes along.

the good thing is that I am good at disguises.. so i make your brother acquire the cheese for me...

 

 

 

in return he gets to be my son... >_< #-o :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

 

help me fluff puff!!! take it back!!! wahhhhhhh!!!!!

I'm sorry, I don't want him. (random story tiem) So today my cousin said he has $600 in his bedroom, and we're in his house, so my brother is like "I'm just gonna go upstairs to the, uhh, bathroom" and goes up there, the whole reason for that is to make my cousin think he's stealing the moneys. So I went upstairs to freak Danniboi out when he came out of the bathroom, which I did, and he made a loud girly noise, but then he sat on me. HE SAT ON ME. I was laying on my side, struggling to breathe, and this chunk of lard was sitting on me and threatening to push me down the stairs.

 

 

 

Anyways... I tell Daniel that he should give me the cheese because he'd get more attention from you if he did that. I didn't say good attention, I just said attention. He went for it and brought me the cheese. In return, I gave him his iPod that I'd stolen when you took him because, liek, he wouldn't do it otherwise, and if I didn't give him the iPod he'd SIT ON ME.

great.. I now have a son and i don't even know who the father is.. I'm almost afraid to say I reproduced him asexually.. because that would mean he;s a clone of me and everythign.... :shock:

 

 

 

I steal Danno's ipod as punishment.. and he gets the cheese back by sitting on fluff puff again. :?

What is it with you and asexual reproduction? Hmm. At least you're not obsessed with hermaphrodites... yet.

 

 

 

I get my cousin and my sister to beat up Ms. Danniface. All they have to do is poke him a bit and he falls down since he is so ticklish it makes him weak (just a tip for you, now that he's yours ;) ). While you're laughing at your dumb son, I snatch the cheese and run away with it. My sister and my cousin continue torchering danno allll night long.

I point out that the blood is green in colour...

 

Ha! My blood is not green, it is pure black! So all of this actually never even happened! While the universe implodes because of the paradox I just created, I grab the cheese and go and sit "somewhere outside space, time itself, and the boundaries of the human imagination." I have the cheese.

in reality the blood was dark green.. because of a trick of light... the blook appeared black to super arty.

 

 

 

Why super arty is wallowing in his daydream.... I come into the picture to save danno from being tortured... only to torture him myself for being weak to the tickles...

 

 

 

when I am satisified with him, I glare at his torturers until they submit to me and reveal fluff puff's location.

 

 

 

i then track down the puff and torture her too until she gives me the cheese.

 

 

 

I now have the cheese.

I simply wait until you walk outside, and while in the streets, I say hello, and then point to the sky and say "Look! A bird!".

 

 

 

 

 

With your dumbness, you actualy look to the sky.

 

 

 

I then reach to your left pocket, take the cheese, and make a run for it.

 

 

 

 

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I stick out my leg while you are running. You trip, and faceplant into the cement. While searching for a cell, I take the cheese, and place it in my pocket. You are sent to the hospital and can't return for 2 posts. :twisted:

the blook appeared black to super arty.

 

What is blook? And if you meant blood, no, my blood IS black. Proven by me. And some hospital somewheere. They got quite a shock when I signed up for donating blood...

 

Why super arty is wallowing in his daydream....

 

What daydream? I R having no daydream.

 

 

 

Because of this, you just induced a DOUBLE COILED VORTEX FOLD and you are now all dead. I have the cheese. :twss:

Because Super Arty misquoted me, the police take him away. but not before i punch him.

 

 

 

I then take my knife out of my boot and approach who_am_i... he quakes in terror and gives me the cheese.

I no misquote you... -.- but I will stop attempting to destroy reality. I shoot up from an open manhole behind Silver, and fling the manhole cover at... it. I then run towards silver's prone form, and take the cheese.

*Kills, then skins to make a wallet which I put the cheese in.*

I design a model of a hot girl, and add a voice record to it.

 

 

 

I put it on the street, close to killerbeer0's house, knowing that he can't say no to a nice looking lady.

 

 

 

The voice record calls him over, and then they start "chatting".

 

 

 

I use my level 1 Thieving skill ( :lol: ), take the cheese, and walk away, paying close attention to every step to make sure I DON'T trip.

I go and ask freakyweirdodude if I can borrow his RS account, knowing that I am slightly good at manipulating certain males online. I use his higher theiving level and snatch the cheese :D Then, I head to Neverland.

I use science and logic to prove fluff puff is dumb (no offence : ), and to prove neverland doesn't exist, and then simply kick her but so hard that her heart comes out of her throat, and take the cheese :thumbsup: .

I use cheese to lure Romy towards a cliff, until she falls off, infatuated by the smell of cheese. Then take the cheese, of course.

 

 

 

edit; woops sorry. :oops:

I use SuperHuman Strength prayer to avoid dying, and chase you with crazy eyes for days until you drop dead.

 

 

 

P.S.

 

I'm a girl.

when kirudaymi dies, romy takes the cheese... however, I put a young, attractive man, who's only wearing hearts boxers infront of her.

 

 

 

she immediately goes into: =P~ mode

 

 

 

and I steal the cheese while she is eyeing up the idiot.

I mace kirudaymi for getting a bit to close to me, then put on my leotard and prance after Silver, tackling her and taking the cheese.

:shock:

 

 

 

I put on a gas mask and use tag [or whatever it's called] on psycho.

 

 

 

all the girls tackle him.

 

 

 

i then collect the unloved cheese, which i hug tightly

I kick all the girls away from me then chase the cheese down. I spray silver with the body spray and the girls, who have recovered from the kicks to their stomach, get very confused that they are attracted to a girl, and their heads explode.

I throw girl brain at psycho robot.. and he gets very very upset and sick to his stomach.. because he doesn't really like the touch or sight of a brain.. but that's fine...

 

 

 

while he's being sick, I collect the cheese. :roll:

I pull silver's beard so hard that she can't stop crying for hours and hours.

 

 

 

I then kick her but and take the cheese :twisted: .

I shave my beard and use the shavings to gross romy out.. because i throw them at her.

 

 

 

she screams and drop the cheese