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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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Throw your cat at you, forcing you to drop the cheese.

 

At this point I pick up the cheese and colour it green (to make it appear mouldy, no one shall take the cheese from me ! :twisted: )

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I, and my french bretheren(though I'm not really french), like moldy cheese. So I tell them to chase you down, and take the cheese from you. I offer to do the honor of cutting the mold off, and cut the green paint off. I then flee with the cheese into a sewer.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

As he fled into a sewer, little did who_am_i know that I had contacted the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles regarding the cheese. The TMNT quickly subdued him, ninja-bashed him and returned the cheese to me. I then boarded a plane going to Nicaragua where I started a new life as a farmer named "Pedro".

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little did wurmskin know that he had been given a fake piece of cheese, for I morphed into splinter. I retain the cheese.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Little did who_am_i know that they had tripped and dropped the cheese into a hole where I nabbed it.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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I point out to death7755 that who_am_i isn't that very little...

 

 

 

he gets upset.. and starts crying because now he's the littlest.

 

 

 

while he is crying, I comfort him, somehow.. I manage to take the cheese from him... and replace it with a mouse trap.

 

 

 

then I walk away disgustedly because he's a man and he's crying... :shock: or at least she looks like a man :o :?

 

 

 

anyways.. I have the cheese... death7755 finally realises that I stole the cheese from him/her/it... and gets upset. #-o

I'm six foot two by the way ;)

 

 

 

Ouch...I shoot you with an RPG and pick the cheese from your bloody, numerous, grisly chunks (that totally deserved being blown up).

 

 

 

I williningly give the cheese to the next person because I no longer want it now that Silver_Noob is dead -.-

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[hide=TIFer Quotes]

This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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since Silver_noob is dead.. silver_wits takes the cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :thumbsup:

Ice barrage silver, run up and yoink teh cheese! ::'

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Barrows Items: 1x Dharok's Platelegs, 1x Veracs's Plateskirt, 1x Dharok's Greataxe, 2x Torag's Platelegs, 1x Akrisae's War Mace, 1x Ahrim's Robeskirt, 3x Akrisae's Robetop, 1x Guthan's Warspear, 1x Akrisae's Robeskirt, 1x Torag's Helm, 2x Verac's Brassard, 1x Karil's Pistol Crossbow

 

I use protect from magic... and when medead0 tries to take the cheese from me... or rather.. yoink the cheese from me.. i pinch his nose so hard that he goes oink oink for the rest of his life.

 

 

 

i still have the cheese.

The cheese starts beeping in your hands, then explodes. As chunks of Silver Wits rain down on the world, I retrieve the cheese from my super secret hiding spot deep underground.

an evil.. i mean.. uh.. good,compassionate and benevolent scientist pieces me back together... and i hunt psycho down.

 

 

 

tehn.. i post pictures of him in sponge bob boxers...

 

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he.. turns red with embarrassment and gives me the cheese.

Unfortunately I've got level 99 self-confidence. I have no problem with wearing Spongbob boxers. Your spell has no effect.

I photoshop the pics to show "i <3 silver wits"

I photoshop them to make me appear to not be a robot nor a transvestite* once again foiling you and maintaining my deathgirp on the cheese.

 

 

 

*no editing is required to achieve this

I... uuhhhh... I promise to tell everyone about that one time where you ran about wearing a pink tutu and high heels... if you don't give up the cheese...

 

 

 

you point out that i've already blabbed this...

 

 

 

and then when we're sitting there wondering what next... I steal the cheese and run away! :thumbsup:

I am hired by Psycho Robot to cheese from you. I post pictures of YOU wearing high heels and a pink tutu, and steal the cheese while you are bewildered. I then kill Psycho Robot to not give the cheese to him, and bump this sorta dead game.

 

 

 

I haz teh cheeese!

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

I go uber pissed on your [wagon] for bumping this forum game that I don't like too much and do a Pikachu SSBB special attack and somehow get the cheese in my possession.

I post here just to spite you and in your rage you vanish in a puff of smoke. I collect the cheese and scamper away

there;s nothing wrong with wearing pink tutus and high heels....

 

 

 

I stick my foot out and trip psycho. then i take the cheese. :|

The "Lame Response" sensor picks that response up and it fires a laser at you. You are turned into ashes but the cheese is somehow spared, I guess because it doesn't conduct electricity. I scoop the cheese up and shake the ashes off.

I take the cheese from you...

Psycho Robot's lame response lazer kills you as well, and I take the cheese.

 

I also put up a shield against 3rKid because I like this game.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

I saw (with the tool, saw btw :lol: ) the ground, making you fall into a dark deep hole. While your still struggling to get out, I tele-grabbed teh cheese and hides it somewhere..

 

 

 

Muh, -.-

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Barrows Items: 1x Dharok's Platelegs, 1x Veracs's Plateskirt, 1x Dharok's Greataxe, 2x Torag's Platelegs, 1x Akrisae's War Mace, 1x Ahrim's Robeskirt, 3x Akrisae's Robetop, 1x Guthan's Warspear, 1x Akrisae's Robeskirt, 1x Torag's Helm, 2x Verac's Brassard, 1x Karil's Pistol Crossbow

 

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