I ask for the cheese.. fluffy gives it to me because of how gross it is.. while giving it to me.. I decide I don't want it anymore.. and I don't collect it.. the cheese accidently falls into the sewer.... we both look at each other and... buy a new cheese! \

But... since I paid for it, I took it.

Pulls out my handy dandy Flux Rifle, from R&C and snipes you. Takes cheese and puts in down pants. :twss:

I find my seductive neighbor and she somehow retrieves the cheese from your pants and brings it to me. (I don't know the details, and I don't want to know them.)

the good thing is that neighbour is not me! :thumbsup: #-o

 

 

 

I make up an awesome story about how fluff puff's sexy male neighbour retrieves the cheese like a golden retriever.. and she feels like puking and gives me the cheese to hold while she goes about her business....

 

 

 

I then run away with the cheese. :D

The only problem is that the whole puking incident is not true, I know already that I have no sexy neighbors, male or female. While wits thinks she has finally outdone me, I continue to act sick. When wits is out of sight, I go get some ice cream. Then... I hop a plane to Toronto and stalk wits in the library. I peer around the corner into the adult magazine section and wits is there, as expected, viewing a magazine. I tell her "You can't outsmart me" in a very creepy and quiet voice. She laughs and thinks she's hearing things. I then creep around the other side of the shelf and end up behind her. I tap her shoulder and cover her mouth and say "I've got you now!" I then grab the cheese and run away giggling.

fortunately that wasn't me in the adult mag section... I'm in the fantasy/horror section, and adult books section, and kids section [to get books not get picked up!]

 

so... i laugh at some random stranger as fluffy takes away his dirty yellow hat...

 

 

 

however a librarian notices me laughing and confisticates the cheese...

 

 

 

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT FLUFF PUFF!!!!!!!!!1

 

 

 

*plots how to take back the cheese*

'Ms. Librarian lady, can I have my cheese back pleaseeee?"

 

 

 

"Why? You can always get some more; besides, this is moldy cheese."

 

 

 

"You know what? People like you astonish me. I've had that cheese since I was three years old. It was like my blankie, my binky, my stuffed animal of sorts. Cheesie has been there for me for all these years. I really don't appreciate you trying to make Cheesie seem like "just cheese". Puhhhleaze. This is not just cheese. It's my best friend. So, may I have my cheese back now?"

 

 

 

"...uhh, sure, here"

 

 

 

*runs over to wittyface* "HA! WHO'S WITTY NOW!" *kicks wittyface's shin and runs for the hills*

unfortunately fluff puff accidently drops the cheese when she runs to the hills... so... wittyface takes the cheese and goes home. :roll:

O, u liek ur new nameh? Ahaha

 

 

 

Anyway... I PM wittyface until she loses her romantic PMs with some person called fingers and she FREAKS OUT. I then sneak into her house and take the cheese while she cries her eyes out.

one of my eyeballs get lodged into the cheese... fluff puff screams when she sees it... and throws the cheese as far as she can away from her.

 

 

 

I so happen to catch it! :twisted:

But I jump up like they do in basketball and catch the cheese before you. Then I run away very very quickly.

But you fall into the dame trap as the fellow in your avatar. I then open the box and torture you using various methods, of which I shall not go into detail, to get the cheese off you.

 

 

 

I then spray paint, "Doomy rulz" on it, just for the lulz.

While you were enjoying yourself spraying that, I sneak behind you and take the cheese.

 

 

 

I run to my house and arm myself with a sniper rifle leaning on my window awaiting whoever wants this cheese.

*takes out knife*

 

 

 

sneaks the door open behind the sniper lookin through the scope

 

 

 

*stabs*

 

 

 

sorry buddy nothin personal.. just business..

 

 

 

*runs to a cave and puts on his personal iron man suit*

 

 

 

NEXT?

*uses a flamegun on wa5t3dy0u7h until he decides to remove the suit.* :twisted:

 

 

 

I then grab the cheese.. which, miraculously is not melted.

I scream at you, you shudder in fear and drop the cheese, I take it. My throat hurts.

I point behind you... you see your brother.. since you can't scream anymore... you faint from horror...

 

 

 

I take the cheese and thank danno for dressing up as strawberry shortcut. :twisted:

You faint from the sight of my sig and i take the cheese

But you trip over and crack you head open on a stray spoon. I run away with the cheese and hide where no-one will find me :thumbup: #

 

 

 

 

 

pwnt :XD:

renames myself no-one through the court of law and find you, stomping you to a fine paste and stealing the cheese

 

 

 

puts the pie into my collection of holy cheese simulated fakes in a random spot, memorizes the position, then goes about my business

I jump on your holographic cheeses until i find the real one, then launch a H-bomb at you. I split the atoms in the cheese and fire all the miniscule particles onto the zybez forums, where the sun doth not shine.

The good thing, is that I stumble upon the cheese, which has miraculously become whole again after being in the dark since last year.... :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I take the cheese and hide it under my bed. 8-)

I see the dust on the ground where the cheese once was, and your footprints leading away from it. I follow them and find your bed, which I loot and then I escape.

unfortunately, when escaping, you fall into a hole I dug... :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I stand next to the hole and poke you with a pitchfork until you give me the cheese back..... :twisted: #-o