I sneak out behind silver, and then, when I'm really close, I use a megaphone to shout right into her ear.

 

 

 

 

 

She flips out, and faints.

 

 

 

 

 

I grab the cheese and run away with a crazy look on my face :twisted: .

I grab a whip and go Indiana Jones on the cheese and stick it in my pocket (I've considered eating it, but I'd probably die, God knows where that cheese has been and I don't.) Then I whip you just for the fun of it and put salt in the sores.

I then talk to god, telling him how cruel you are, and he kills you with a lightning strike.

 

 

 

 

 

I can now take the cheese for myself :thumbsup: .

I work out a deal with God, he still luffs me, I just have to behave whenever cheese isn't involved. So I a;skfjlalkdfj a little bit and a;ldfjalsdfjeiothfdvn a bit and end up with the cheese.

I then talk to Zamorak ( :shock: ), and tell him to kill you.

 

 

 

He summons his GWD general and his 3 assitants, and they accidently forget to kill you, but leave you without any eyes, legs or hands.

 

 

 

 

 

I then take the cheese and hide it in my happy place.

Eww, your happy place... I get my neighbor to run in and acquire the cheese... Not sure how she did it, and not sure I want to know, I just have the cheese.

I threaten fluff puff with a full length video of her neighbour acquiring the cheese from romy....

 

 

 

fluffy gives me the cheese and begs me never to mention this again.

I hold your Silver's cat to ransom, and ask for the cheese. Silver gives me the cheese, and I run it through my real-cheese-scan-o-tron 5000 to check that it is real. I then hide the cheese in a place where nobody, not even I could find it.

I then look under your bed and take it!

 

 

 

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I punch you in the boob/crotch and steal teh cheese.

I laugh a lot at the boob/crotch and you end up thinking you're great at telling jokes.

 

 

 

You get a job at the local Chuckle Bucket and forget all about the cheese, leaving me to snatch it up.

I then poke you in the tummy and steal it.

I get my "Lame Reason for Getting the Cheese" ray gun and bust a cap in yo [wagon].

 

 

 

I take the cheese.

I use an invisibility suit, and replace your cheese with a cheese-shaped steel, colored as a cheese.

As you parade around wif teh cheese, I rain on your parade. Acid rain. The cheese, which has been through A LOT, isn't affected by the acid, but you are... you're instantly blinded and you fall and scream in agony as the acid begins to burn through your flesh. I take the cheese and run away. By the way, I've also been through a lot and I'm also not affected by the acid, soo.

I'm not affected by the acid as well.. I kick fluff puff and take the cheese while she's crying and asking me "why!" :twisted:

I offer to hold the cheese so you can savagely beat Fluff Puff with two hands. When you finish, you turn around and find nothing but a manhole; I'm gone!

which would never happen, because my blood lust was cured by just kicking her...

 

 

 

I hit Psycho over the head for daydreaming... :roll:

I politely ask for the cheese. When you don't give it to me, I shoot all but one of your cats. You give me the cheese so I don't kill the cat.

 

 

 

I run, throwing a grenade at you.

my cats are dead zombie kitties.. and one is a demon cloaked in the skin of a kitty....

 

 

 

they immune to bullets. I still have the cheese.

I summon an army of these :twisted: and tell them to charge Silver_wits and take the cheese. They give it back to me. I HAVE TEH CHEESE.

I then choke you to death, and take the cheese 8-) .

I run up to romy and shout "Duck!" and then when romy ducks, they get whacked over the head by my steel titan. I have the cheese.

I stab you in the back, and take the (now covered in blood) cheese.

I point out that the blood is green in colour... when me and romy are grieving for her killing an alien... and me not being able to prove that aliens are real... I get very very upset at romy.. and she gives me the cheese to pacify me...