Don't you know I don't die? While I leave you to ponder about this, I knock you out and take the cheese.

I show you a picture of Psycho in a compromising position...

 

 

 

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while you are laughing.. I take the cheese and run away

I roll the picture up and smack you with it, sending both you and the picture back in time to last month.

I wallpaper every vertical wall with it.

I tear all the wall paper down, wrap the sticky paper around you, and push you into a lake.

I shine a flashlight... the lake illuminates the whole pic like a projector. everyone sees it. :wall:

While you two are fighting, I take the cheese as no one is grabbing it.

I point out that the other person in this pic:

 

 

looks a lot like killerred005

 

 

 

I take the cheese as he's blushing furiously.

i stuff a bomb into the cheese and you blow up with it...

 

i gather its remains

which are thourghly mixed with mine.

I hold a fake cheese in my hand. You, thinking it's the real cheese, steal it from me. I then run and take the real cheese.

since I merged with the cheese.. the cheese also runs with me... then it falls off me... I seee the real cheese and run after it instead. :thumbsup:

I throw a vial of hydrochloric acid at the cheese. You, planning to save the cheese, jump in front of it and it shatters and splashes all over you. While you're on the ground trying to completely figure out what happened, I take the cheese and attach it to my belt.

but you accidentally mix up the fake cheese with the real one...and I walk up to the real one and run with it...

You think it's the real cheese, but it's actually the fake one. I still have it.

I secretly put a green dot on the real cheese and throw millions of fake cheeses at you, while you scramble to take bites out of the cheeses to see which one is real, I hide in mah cellar with the green-dotted cheese.

I put a tracer on the green-dotted cheese. I find you and beat you senseless with my rubber chicken... I take the cheese and drop it in the bottomless pit (which is 60ft deep) thus I don't have the cheese...

i fill the pit with concrete (after taking the cheese) and then drill a hole (in the concrete) then i melt the cheese and pour it in the hole. the cheese half fills the hole! i fill the rest of the hole with concrete. then i guard it!! i kill all that come near or try to dig up from below.

I stick some headphones on you. I turn on "Never gonna give you up" at top volume. Your head explodes because it is so loud. That was the greatest Rick-Roll of your life...It also was your last. I dig up the cheese, and flee to GWD to camp more Spiritual Mages.

I'm immune to rick roll.. so I blast it all over the place. you give me the cheese in an attempt to shut me up. :twisted:

I take the cheese while you're busy boasting.

I compliment you on loving kakashi.. you blush and drop the cheese into my ready hands :lol:

That's a rather odd [specialInterest] isn't it? (OP)

*waves the cheese around drunkenly* I still have the cheese.

*Since you're drunk* I ask you nicely for the cheese and you hand it over to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I lock the cheese and myself in a time capsule only to be opened in the year 2050.