September 6, 200817 yr I grab the cheese as I get thrown away.... you rush after me and rescue me from the sharks... I gaze lovingly into your eyes and say, "haha.. I still have the cheese [developmentally delayed]!"
September 6, 200817 yr I look in my hand,..I still have the cheese.... what you have in your hand.. is something that looks suspiciously pink :shock: :? :uhh: I get rescued by a boat... and point you out.. the crew throw you in jail for assult.
September 6, 200817 yr *flirts with the prison guard until he lets me out* Wait.. HE?! :wall: *takes a hot shower to wash the shame off*
September 6, 200817 yr Wait... who has the cheese? Wits <3s Robot, ahahaa. Anywhoooo, I trade my chewed gum for the cheese. Because you two have been partying together and are extremely drunk. And gum sounds good. So I have it now. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
September 6, 200817 yr I give you a brand new stick of gum since you love chewing gum so much. You gracefully cherish the stick of gum.... With 2 hands... Before you knew that you had lost the cheese for a stick of gum, I ride off into the distance with Spirit the animated horse :o
September 6, 200817 yr I chew the gum for a couple seconds... and find you and stick it on your head. You drop the cheese to get it out of your hair with both hands and I make it disappear with MAGIC. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
September 6, 200817 yr only to appear in my hangover medicine I share with Psycho... I look at Psycho.. and say I gotta go to the bathroom... I escape with the cheese.
September 6, 200817 yr *instead of taking the hangover medicine you share with me, I throw it in front of you as you run and you slip on it and fall on the ground, allowing me to take teh cheese and run* I'm a teetotaler anyways!
September 7, 200817 yr Unfortunately... when I had run away.. I had accidently swapped the cheese with a piece of cat poo... [i made hangover medicine with it.. works like a charm] Psycho actually threw the cheese at me.. and ran away with the cat poo.... :twisted:
September 7, 200817 yr While Silver_Wits was cheesing (South Park joke) with a cat thinking it was the real cheese, I slowly come in like Peter Griffin in that one episode where he replaces Meg's story with a "Luke Perry is Gay" story and get the cheese and run like the roadrunner on speed.
September 7, 200817 yr I steal the cheese when you are laughing at him for making pop culture referances and run away while you still are laughing. :P HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
September 7, 200817 yr Congratulations, you just stole a little old lady's yellow purse from her while she was laughing at some pop culture. Because it wasn't me who was laughing. I was putting a whole lot of gone between me and all of you.
September 7, 200817 yr I look in the purse (I'm a baaaaaad boy lol) and find the cheese! I run off while I wonder what Psycho has. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
September 7, 200817 yr *throws my yellow grenade at you, blowing the cheese back towards me and you away from me*
September 7, 200817 yr I then get my yellow sponge gun to fire at you with so much force it (the cheese) bounces off you, and I grab it running by as my automatic sponge gun is on a tripod right next to you. You get paralyzed. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
September 7, 200817 yr you mistakenly grab a yellow sponge thinking its the cheese, and leave the actual cheese laying next to me, which empowers me to brave the onslaught of sponges and get away with the cheese.
September 7, 200817 yr only to be tackled by me, knocking the cheese loose allowing me to grab it and run
September 7, 200817 yr I get my LamePostsOnThePassTheCheeseTopic-O-Matic and shoot it at you and silver to freeze you into another dimension, allowing me to get the cheese and enter another dimension of my own free will.
September 7, 200817 yr I glare at Psycho for "tackling" me. he cowers in a corner.. and rips part of the dimension... We both walk though the dimension and find 3rkid... I collect the cheese.. while Psycho breaks his gun... I run away. far away...
September 7, 200817 yr I cry because that gun costs me my life savings and now have to live in my mom's house's basement. I plan revenge for years. Then I scrap all those plans, just run up to Silver, stand on her shoe, take the cheese, and push her back then run like a bat outta hell.
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