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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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I grab the cheese as I get thrown away....

 

 

 

you rush after me and rescue me from the sharks... I gaze lovingly into your eyes and say, "haha.. I still have the cheese [developmentally delayed]!"

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I take the cheese then throw you back to the sharks. Serves you right!

I look in my hand,..I still have the cheese.... what you have in your hand.. is something that looks suspiciously pink :shock: :? :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

I get rescued by a boat... and point you out.. the crew throw you in jail for assult.

Goes to jail and rots, wondering just how the hell you pulled that off...

*dances happily on the deck.. waving the cheese around*

*flirts with the prison guard until he lets me out*

 

Wait.. HE?! :wall:

 

*takes a hot shower to wash the shame off*

Wait... who has the cheese?

 

 

 

Wits <3s Robot, ahahaa.

 

 

 

Anywhoooo,

 

 

 

I trade my chewed gum for the cheese. Because you two have been partying together and are extremely drunk. And gum sounds good. So I have it now.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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I give you a brand new stick of gum since you love chewing gum so much. You gracefully cherish the stick of gum.... With 2 hands... Before you knew that you had lost the cheese for a stick of gum, I ride off into the distance with Spirit the animated horse :o

I chew the gum for a couple seconds... and find you and stick it on your head. You drop the cheese to get it out of your hair with both hands and I make it disappear with MAGIC.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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only to appear in my hangover medicine I share with Psycho...

 

 

 

I look at Psycho.. and say I gotta go to the bathroom... I escape with the cheese.

*instead of taking the hangover medicine you share with me, I throw it in front of you as you run and you slip on it and fall on the ground, allowing me to take teh cheese and run*

 

 

 

I'm a teetotaler anyways!

Unfortunately... when I had run away.. I had accidently swapped the cheese with a piece of cat poo... [i made hangover medicine with it.. works like a charm]

 

Psycho actually threw the cheese at me.. and ran away with the cat poo.... :twisted:

While Silver_Wits was cheesing (South Park joke) with a cat thinking it was the real cheese, I slowly come in like Peter Griffin in that one episode where he replaces Meg's story with a "Luke Perry is Gay" story and get the cheese and run like the roadrunner on speed.

I steal the cheese while you take time making pop culture references.

Congratulations, you just stole a little old lady's yellow purse from her while she was laughing at some pop culture. Because it wasn't me who was laughing. I was putting a whole lot of gone between me and all of you.

*throws my yellow grenade at you, blowing the cheese back towards me and you away from me*

you mistakenly grab a yellow sponge thinking its the cheese, and leave the actual cheese laying next to me, which empowers me to brave the onslaught of sponges and get away with the cheese.

only to be tripped by me... I collect the cheese.

only to be tackled by me, knocking the cheese loose allowing me to grab it and run

I get my LamePostsOnThePassTheCheeseTopic-O-Matic and shoot it at you and silver to freeze you into another dimension, allowing me to get the cheese and enter another dimension of my own free will.

I glare at Psycho for "tackling" me. he cowers in a corner.. and rips part of the dimension...

 

We both walk though the dimension and find 3rkid... I collect the cheese.. while Psycho breaks his gun...

 

 

 

I run away. far away...

I cry because that gun costs me my life savings and now have to live in my mom's house's basement.

 

 

 

I plan revenge for years.

 

 

 

Then I scrap all those plans, just run up to Silver, stand on her shoe, take the cheese, and push her back then run like a bat outta hell.

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