August 21, 200817 yr *still has the cheese* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
August 21, 200817 yr *stares at you for a while, then snatches the cheese, pushes you to the ground, and runs away*
August 22, 200817 yr *uses magic to make self fast enough to take cheese and escape unnoticed* If you jump into a river in Paris, you're insane. If you jump into a river in Egypt, you're in denial.
August 22, 200817 yr *stares blankly at my now empty hand, then destroys the world to punish everyone for it*
August 22, 200817 yr *as Psycho's explosion blasts me away... I fall and land on Jeda45. I notice he has possession of the cheese... so I threaten to break a really important part of his body if he doesn't give me the cheese.* needless to say, Jeda45 relenquishes the cheese. and.. um.. that importatnt part of his body i threatened to break was his fingers. :?
August 22, 200817 yr *exclaims how amazing this thing is, causing you to turn around too, letting me grab the cheese*
August 22, 200817 yr er... um... I was always looking behind you. we were facing each other. my grip is still tight on the cheese.
August 22, 200817 yr *leaps backwards, slamming you to the ground and forcing you to drop the cheese, which I grab and run off with*
August 23, 200817 yr Damn.. this pic keeps cropping up!!!! maybe we should make it into a slogan or something. remember when I fell on Jeda45??? maybe... *while I distract you with my smart talk, I steal the cheese*
August 23, 200817 yr *folds the picture into a paper airplane and throws it at you, causing a diversion that allows me to steal the cheese*
August 23, 200817 yr I'm not afraid of the cat at all, because he's smiling. My grip remains firm on the cheese.
August 23, 200817 yr *until I break your hand. then your grip becomes soft and tender on the cheese.* I take it.
August 23, 200817 yr *calls the police on you for assault and battery, you drop the cheese as you're thrown roughly into the back of a paddy wagon*
August 24, 200817 yr Sues you for harassment, goes into a courtcase with you. I win the trail and the cheese is mine to keep. The cheese is now officially my property. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
August 24, 200817 yr *calls Family and Cheese services and adopts the cheese as it was not properly taken care of*
August 24, 200817 yr :shock: I hire a sniper to take out the cheese. the cheese being court wrestled over is now gone. *holds a fresh piece of cheese*
August 25, 200817 yr I hire guerrilla mercenaries to accost you and bring me your hea- er.... the cheese.
August 25, 200817 yr Problem is, you accidentally hired gorillas and they give the cheese to me and give you a banana.
August 25, 200817 yr I enslave the gorillas to do my bidding, and they forcibly take the cheese from you. leaving you bleeding and crying. 8-)
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