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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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I buy your spammers and sell them back 10$ each. I made 9.95 bucks per spammer. I buy many many many cheeses and throw them on Falcon Bomba. I don't have the cheese, but I know no one knows which is the right cheese, and that is an enjoyable thought. :twisted:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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since you bought the wrong type of cheese (noob, you thought it was actually cheddar? the salesclerk ripped you off noob!...), I find the right cheese. Then I rebel against my not so masterly master...and *accidentally* kill him...

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in your masters will it stated that "frea guitar shall get thy cheese"

 

so i get it :D

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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  • 1 month later...

I kill you with a pineapple by shoving it up your spam hole.

 

I take the cheese and give it to this smiley :mrgreen:

 

which is protected by this smiley :twisted:

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

  • 3 months later...

summons Iron mino on top of this :twisted: and Squises this :mrgreen:

 

Gets cheese and quickly climb a yew tree while flaling my sword yealling random jibberish.

Wongton is better than me in anyway~~

 

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My monkey riding a unicycle runs you over and i take your cheese. (Yes, my monkey has mad ninja skills, so it can defy the laws of gravity, it can ride up the tree.)

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

beats the monkey to death with his unicycle...

 

 

 

"OOOO Cheese"

 

 

 

*eats it*

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beats the monkey to death with his unicycle...

 

 

 

"OOOO Cheese"

 

 

 

*eats it*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you fail.

 

 

 

 

 

you explode after breaking the rule, and all that is left is the cheese, i pick it up and hide it in a hole, that hole is in a hole, and that hole is guarded by harrison ford, harrison is guarded by chuck norris with a baseball bat with a machinegun taped to the end of it.

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DOOOOOOOOOOOM! Enough said.

 

After all the DOOM and what not, I just take a giant stick and poke around in the hole until the cheese sticks to it. I get it out and teleport it to the highest mountain in the world (three guesses.) I set up the stick w/ cheese on the peak, then go to the next two highest mountains and set up similar sticks w/ cheese on them as well. And mirror images are used as well. Along with mirrors, lasers, portable nukes, cannons, and cup holders. Good luck...

Need a new signature....perhaps...

summons Iron mino on top of this :twisted: and Squises this :mrgreen:

 

Gets cheese and quickly climb a yew tree while flaling my sword yealling random jibberish.

 

wow superbump....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I make you go get the cheese for me...just like that...

 

my awesome powers or hypnotism...

 

 

 

and then I give the cheese to danno...gl with that unless you're fluffy...

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  • 1 month later...

my pet Danno gives me the cheese... there's a little bit of slobber on it though. #-o

i wipe off the slobber and give it to my master...

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who is me.. thank you wizzy.. or was it fluffy who's your master??? :?

 

 

 

bites fluffy.

sneakily sneaks the sneaky cheese into my sneaky bacg of sneakyness, then i hide it in a sneaky place, '303 sneaky place, 3rd door on the left'

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I live next door. I pull the fire alarm and steal the cheese while everyone is obeying the drill and running for their lives.

  • 3 weeks later...

I trip you while you run, the cheese slips from your grasp and slides forward. I make a running dive at the cheese, somersaulting and then leaping into a tree in a stunning display of acrobatics.

I shoot you in the knees. then catch the cheese as it falls

I whine about your use of excessive force, and the high pitched shrieks make your ear drums bleed. You clap your ears over your ears to protect your ears and drop the cheese. I grab it and run!

I whine about your use of excessive force, and the high pitched shrieks make your ear drums bleed. You clap your ears over your ears to protect your ears and drop the cheese. I grab it and run!

 

You run into a bush of pollen I planted and start sneezing, and I take the cheese while your eyes are closed

i shot you and hide the cheese in my fortress

I jump in a tank of liquid Kevlar and create a bullet impervious skintight suit of bullet impervious skin moments before you shoot me, my grip on the cheese is unaffected by your bullets as they bounce off my skin

*kicks in stomach* and takes cheese

You run into the snare trap I put up. You drop the cheese and dangle by your foot from the top of a tall tree.

use my pocket knife to cut the ropes thus landing on you

I jump in a tank of liquid Kevlar and create a bullet impervious skintight suit of bullet impervious skin moments before you shoot me, my grip on the cheese is unaffected by your bullets as they bounce off my skin

 

 

 

*sighs* looks like someone isn't gonna enjoy spending anytime with his girlfriend/boyfriend/itfriend anymore.

 

 

 

*I take pictures of Cravey and Psycho in a compromising position. They give me the cheese in return for the film* :twisted:

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