January 12, 200818 yr black mesa is filled with aliens which kill you, then i teleport in there and take the cheese refresh to see another sigF2p forever
January 12, 200818 yr I walk by the aliens as they bow down to me, then they come and kill you and I take the cheese...
January 12, 200818 yr i teleported out of there before you took the cheese refresh to see another sigF2p forever
January 12, 200818 yr but you forgot to say so...so I still have the cheese... and you add things on like that, or else I can say that the first time i got the cheese, the person after me did something that couldn't work because I had already done something else...
January 12, 200818 yr takes your kitty as hostage...my kitty... you give me the cheese, but i keep the kitty
January 13, 200818 yr my kitty isn't declawed. and her hindlegs claws may not be as needle point sharp as the ones infront... but... they're strong.. and leave worse scars than the one infront. She's also scared of strangers. and men. after all.. at the end of the day it was a man that spayed her. #-o so... unless you're going to claim you're female now... :uhh: :ohnoes: kitty stays with me. And FYI I Would never ever give the cheese in exchange for my cat.
January 13, 200818 yr I kick your kitten into your face. He rips through your face and he finds the cheese... Sorry to do that. :(... Poor kitty. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
January 13, 200818 yr when you kick my cat... she thinks you're playing... [what? I dont kick her all the time] and latches onto your foot... while nibbling... you scream in pain... and run around in a panic. I doubt you're thinking about the cheese.
January 13, 200818 yr And FYI I Would never ever give the cheese in exchange for my cat. erm...you just said that you wouldn't give me the cheese if I gave you your cat...that means that you value a not even virtual cheese over your cat... :cry: that's mean... I kill you because you value the cheese more than your cat...
January 13, 200818 yr My cat can defend herself... besides... if she;s with me.. she'll want 50% share. to eat.
January 13, 200818 yr I'm dead aren't I? :anxious: Anyways, comes back from the dead, and shows up at Wizjany's house just wehn he comes out the door. my badly decomposing face scares him. to death. I take the cheese he drops.
January 13, 200818 yr how do you know where my house is...stalker... I stand up and take off my blindfold... I take the cheese from your decayed body...
January 13, 200818 yr my half is also mutant. in a cheese fight, my cheese eats yours :uhh: I have the cheese! the whole cheese.. and nuttin but the cheese :twisted:
January 13, 200818 yr I come to your house for lunch and we have sandwhiches...with cheese...THE cheese....so I take the cheese and run...thanks for the hospitality...
January 13, 200818 yr That wasn't actually the cheese.... that was poison. weelll.... egg flavoured poison. :thumbsup:
January 13, 200818 yr umm, you had a sandwhich too....so we're both dead now? too bad for you I had super anti-posion potion I take the cheese now that you're dead...now you claim that you have a potion too?
January 13, 200818 yr Wherever the cheese was I take it because I feel like it. Go puffcorn! /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
January 13, 200818 yr I didn;t actually eat my sandwich remember...? anyways, fluffy. I tempt you away from the cheese by holding Wizjany in a noose and saying "free spammers! 10 cents each!!!!!1" :uhh: :ohnoes: *edits* same post time... damn. glares at the cheese stealer.
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