I laugh when you find out that your grenade has more power than you inferred and you get blown to bits and lose the cheese.. I pick it up and run as fast as I can.

too bad i still have my sniper rifle...*bang* *blood flies everywhere* I take the cheese...

What!? My pizza was unbreakable! :(

 

I'm too sad to take the cheese :(

I take the cheese instead...

 

while everyone is distracted by the harrinator1 being sad.

 

 

 

man... you guys should refer to the glomp the person above you thread....

 

remember.... Everyone loves Cravey now?

While you're still busy talking about how much cravey turns you on, I sneakily take the cheese.

While you're laughing at wits because you took the cheese, I get a baguette (credits to a certain Sandwich Lady) and knock you out and take the cheese.

You run into the forest but the Knights who say Ni anoy you to death and take the cheese. Then they build a shrubbery.

Since you never mention their handoff of the cheese to you, I go back with ear plugs, a pad of paper, and a pencil and write them to give it back to me.

 

 

 

And I compliment them on their new shrubbery..

While you're still busy talking about how much cravey turns you on, I sneakily take the cheese.

 

 

 

wtf? no... I'm the only one that's immune to him...

 

The rest of you like him. :uhh:

So I still have the cheese, right?

Nope, I do....just like that, you don't even know how I got it...

So I still have the cheese, right?

 

obviously not... hehehe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I grab Cravey and hold him infront of Wizjany [i'm guessing he's a guy?]

 

Wizajny drops the cheese while drooling =P~ and runs after Cravey.

 

Cravey runs for his life.

 

 

 

I pick up the cheese, dust it off and happily skip away. :

yes, I'm a guy..not gay though...

 

 

 

 

 

I trip you as you skip away, then you fall into a bottomless bit and I take the cheese that you dropped....

I laugh at you, tickle you til you give me the cheese, and push you into the bottomless pit of idiocy -- also home to the AIA whatever the rest is -- and then I have the cheese.

more idiots manage to fall in...

 

for some reason, they were told that there was a meeting going on in there...

 

Annonymous Idiots Annoymous???

 

ok fine.. I admit.. I texted them.

 

teh_langzor, TBM, cravey, killerbook1, dizzle, harrinator1, and everyone else that isnt here right now to defend themselves are in the pit with me and wizajny...

 

me and Wizjany crawl over them... as since we got there first, we get to leave first...

 

first rule of idiocy....

 

plus.. I own a site... so I get to make the rules up as i am the biggest idiot.. president idiot... you know?

 

 

 

I hunt down fluffy and pay, the kids she's babysitting, with candy, to tie her up.

 

I grab the cheese and give them sourballs.

 

they stick one inher mought before I leave.

 

I laugh to see the expression on her face.

 

they turn sweet after 10 secs anyways. :ohnoes: :uhh:

i tackele you and i take the cheese and go to south park!

You get lost and go to north park instead where Falcons randomly fly down and gouge at your eyeballs until there is nothing left and a hippo comes up and takes the cheese to a secret underground nuclear silo. The cheese's powers of lust cause the nuke to be attracted to it and causes it to fly out of the silo, go up and crash down, turning the area around the cheese into a nuclear wasteland and whoever touches the cheese next dies of radiation posioning. I watch this all unfold on the news and go with a rifle to see who picks up the cheese next.

I send a few of my "close friends" to retrieve the nuclear cheese and after they die I take it.

I sneak up behind you and glomp you, while telling you I love you. :uhh:

 

While you are freaked out, I take the cheese and run away...

 

all the while saying "yes my precious... no one will part us now.. I love you too!"

 

*Still sitting on the mountain overlooking the nuclear wasteland that has been where all the action over the cheese has been all day*

 

I load my rifle and shoot you in the head and put the cheese in a moose that is in my anti-zombie lair.

shoot.. I can't enter your lair as I am a zombie.

 

neither can kitty.

 

I send Cravey in my stead, on the promise that if he gives me back the cheese I'll vaccinate everyone, except the hot girls, against him... so that no one would think he's hot anymore and run after him.

 

Well... FalconBomba isn't immune to cravey. so you can imagine how he gets the cheese?...?

 

 

 

When Cravey comes back, deeply scarred, he gives me the cheese.

 

after I verify that it is infact the cheese and not a fake, or a bomb or something else...

 

I invite everyone over to a party, except for that hot girl wizjaney...

 

so the only person now that thinks Cravey is hot is Wizjaney.

 

 

 

unfortunately.. too late, someone reminds me that Wizjaney is.. well.. she's a guy!!!1 :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I grab the cheese and run away from Cravey. I also send Wizjany a cake mixed with the antidote so that he won't think Cravey is hot anymore.

I don't know what's going on there as who the {Naughty word} is Cravey?

 

 

 

Anyways, you die a horrible and painful death at the hands of a snowglobe snowman enhanced with steroids... magical steroids. I then pick up the cheese and force you to eat it as the next person to get it has to rip open your stomach to get it and that is both painful and disgusting.

Well.. I already have the cheese.

 

if anyone wants the cheese.. all they need to do is to start talking about how FalconBomba is hot and I'll puke ok?

I put a shotgun to your face and try to get you to change that last post and then blow to bits anyone who has already read it. I then just end up explodicating the tip.it forums to get rid of it. Silver_Wits now dies because there is no more tip.it to try to get the cheese from. (I still don't have the cheese)

I respawn in lumby with the cheese, my rune mining pick, and my cat.