December 28, 200718 yr Since wits is anorexic, she doesn't want the cheese anyway. I take the cheese. wtf!?? I am not annaorexic. I eat healthy. and lots of cheese and potato salad! give me back my cheese.
December 28, 200718 yr The guy who bought the cheese has a topic in marketplace, so I quickly PM him, and tell him that I am going to offer 1k for it. He accepted! I got the cheese! \
December 28, 200718 yr no.. I offered 1001gp for it. and I gave him a cabbage..... I have the cheese! I hide it under my messy bed. whoever wants the cheese has to clean my room.
December 28, 200718 yr hahaha forget cleaning your room ill just blow ur house up and hope the cheese is bomb proof and take it ive got the cheese muahahhahah
December 28, 200718 yr Too bad that you found wits' special fake bomb-proof cheese (YES wits is cool like that...and by the way wits, you said you were anorexic after weighing 12 pounds -- irony once again :D Seems to come up often with you.) Back to the story, I dug out the real cheese in the rubble since I have an undying love for the cheese as it boosts my self esteem every time I take it. My undying love gives me a cheese senser and I can always find it and will take it. Once I take my cheese, I run away and put the cheese in its ultra safe cheese area with controlled climate, overpaid security guards, top of the line technology, and a few fake friends. Imagine this area like Peter on Family Guy -- which is a stupid show, I just happened to see this yesterday -- imagine it like Peter's place to keep his naughty magazines. And no. I do not hire anyone from Tip.it to guard my cheese, and I won't accept any 1-line responses to this or spam to take it. I have high standards now. And anger issues. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
December 28, 200718 yr luckily i also watched that episode of family guy and know how to get into the ultra secret safe.i kill teh overpaid gaurds and succesfully steal the cheese. i then eat it....theres only 1 way its comin out now....
December 28, 200718 yr Since I'm angry now, I grab a toothbrush and make you vomit my cheese out. Once you're done going "WTF!!", I slap you across the face and run away with the cheese. By the way, vomiting, having a bowel movement, and surgical removal of the cheese are more than just one option. You fail math. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
December 28, 200718 yr 1 and 3 are pretty much the same number so ha! i am furious that u stole my cheese and made me puke and slapped me so i hire james bond and he secretly steals the cheese and kills u
December 28, 200718 yr I respawn in Lumbridge and bribe James Bond to kill you with my awesome cello skills playing his theme :D Cellists FTW /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
December 28, 200718 yr i walk up to you laughing at u cuz u died, sock you in the face, adn steal the cheese
December 28, 200718 yr I call forth Saradomin and have him slap you silly for hitting a girl. My cheese again. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
December 28, 200718 yr sicne im a member i use flames of zamarok and burn u to ashes and gran the tasty cheese(also ur sitll a member from wen james bond forced u to bcome one(read GP game))
December 28, 200718 yr No, see I cancelled my membership after I took the GP. I then whine about losing the cheese in the first place and Sergeant Damien comes to me and tells me to toughen up. I head up to his little place and he gets you and while you do Star Jumps, the cheese falls out. I teleport out and log out while the Sergeant sits on you. I log out. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
December 28, 200718 yr luckily all that training toughened me up so i elarned the roundhouse kick form huck norris and decapitated u wit it then stole the cheese
December 28, 200718 yr Too bad that you found wits' special fake bomb-proof cheese (YES wits is cool like that...and by the way wits, you said you were anorexic after weighing 12 pounds -- irony once again :D Seems to come up often with you.) ah.. me being a hypocrite..... well... I did say "if".... if you know what I mean... Well... none of you actually have the cheese. its still under my bed. when you made the bomb... what happened was tht my house collapsed. on top of my bed. so although nothing is really out of place/blown up... my room is still messy[actually messier] and someone has to clean it.... otherwise.. the cheese aint comming out. btw.. you might want to watch out for that moldy peanut and butter sandwich that mutated into a monster thats under my bed...
December 28, 200718 yr its like the evil chicken... it's always 25 lvls higher than the thing/person/idiot its fighting.
December 28, 200718 yr Wits -- I was talking to Killerbook1 in-game until I decided to come on here and caused a lag...we should all just talk in somebody's clan chat lol.. Ok how about the fricken cheese is in your litter box like it was that one time when I cleaned it and I take it again? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
December 28, 200718 yr you got me.. it was in the litter box. kitty thanks you by brushing her tail in your face.
December 28, 200718 yr cat is already dead. its a zombie cat. it shoots you back with a hand gun.... misses and then walks over to you and hits you over the head with the but of the gun... [i kinda figured out how to do that in halo3... :D]
December 28, 200718 yr decapitates your zombie cat and steals the cheese.(everyone knows the only way to kill a zombie is to cut its head off)
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