!!!!!!!!!1 and me is friends...

 

yesssss my precioussssss

 

we kill you.

 

The cheese is feeling all alone in Poland.

 

So we ship your body to it.

I do believe it was boxing.

 

 

 

Anyways, I mine your mailbox with proximity mines, so when you run past, you get 'asploded. I take the cheese and hide it on the Moon, when noone wil be able to find it, since the moon is made of cheese.

 

ask the people from NASA that :lol: . so, I use a mars rover specially made for the moon to find it using a sattelite on the moon that can recognize small Items, I tell the rover to wait for me, then I get on the moon, becoming the ,I think it is 3rd person on the moon, and take the cheese, get back in the spaceship and get into a nuclear submarine with plants that are growing inside+meat and other food that grows and get into the Marianas Trench and sit there for an eternity! \

 

 

 

3rd person on the moon... right... get your facts straight, there was more to the Apollo missions than Neil Armstrong. There were Apollos throughout late 1969- and early 1970.

 

 

 

On topic...

 

 

 

I stab the cheese in Poland as a hired hitman from teh_langzor. I give his newly restored body... (See EVE-online cloning for details) the cheese and go play the new Trinity expansion on EVE... A FULL DAY EARLY!! (I wish )

I thank you and take the cheese. Then kill you so noone knows I have the cheese. Now, I hide in the stomach of a blue whale in stomach acid-[developmentally delayed]ant clothing.

I rise from the dead and eat the whale's brain and then kill you. I take the cheese and go back to normal. I then swim to home... on land.

I'm waiting for you with a cool refreshing glass of water.

 

price: one cheese.

 

\

As you are exchanging your glass of water for the cheese I call up my friend Chuck Norris to round house kick the cheese, the cheese then flys into space due to the divine power of Chuck Norris, and then starts orbiting the Earth at a speed of mach2.

As the cheese is orbiting the earth, I shoot it into deep space with a yo-yo with insanely long string. It then starts to come back for some reason.

And falls into my lap again.

 

However my cat accidently pounces on it and shreds it to pieces after she mistakes it for an alien.

 

I sneak to the shop and buy a new cheese.

 

hopefully no one will notice. :uhh:

Well, the cheese shall be mine!

 

I go to the place from where you bought the cheese, ask the shopkeeper where you were going, she tells me you are going at 0 degrees everything (Observatory). I borrow a catspeak amulet, and tell the cat that I will help her get a mouse using the cheese as bait. It then silently gets the cheese and gives it to me. I then use a Spirit Wolf to eat your cat! That also means I'm better than Jagex \

 

(I am now killed by a revenant knight, I am residing in it's stomach)

I go out and play in the snow to see a revenant knight. I throw a snowball at it and it hurls up the cheese and I take it and give it to silver_wits. I then kill myself... and wake up in a new cloned body a few galaxies over and head out to mine the asteroid belt.

I take the cheese and happily skip away.

 

skip not dance.

lulz onlee gurlz sk1p... Oh, wait a sec. Nevermind. #-o

 

 

 

Impressed with your skipping prowess, Madame Skipsalot takes you to her special Skipping Academy on the Moon... It's there because of the gravity (Absence of). Anyways, during your leisure time, which is 15 minutes per day, you accidentally stroll into a non-oxygenated area. Gasping for breath, you use your skipping rope that you always keep with you to lasso the door's handle and pull yourself back towards the area with oxygen. Unfortunately, you pull on the door, making it slam shut, trapping you in a non-oxygenated environment. You die. Haha. Ha. Heh...

Since you never claimed the pie on the moon, I fly in there and toss it at the sun and then leave to mine the asteroid belts far away from noobs with navitasis.

seems that you forgot we are going after cheese! I get an astronaut suit, and steal a spaceship, going to the moon (again), and bringing in Silver_Wits in with me back to earth, and take the cheese + giving her a proper burial.

I stab you with this smiley's ears since they're pointy :twisted: multiple times and take the cheese you somehow got off the moon after it was thrown into the sun... dunno how that happens. But, I take it into orbit again and burrow out an asteroid and use it as my intergalactic house.

i trained my theiving and agility to 99 then stole it fromyou with my theiving 8-) after stealing it i used my 99 agility to run away without getting tired :lol:

Well, I use my 99 Hunting to set a trap and catch you in a hole, then I use my 99 Fishing to get the Cheese from the hole. I run away and hide in the cheese aisle of Walmart, disguised as a cheese.

heh... I just buy any cheese from the aisle and pretend its the real thing. :wall:

as you walk past i stick out my leg you trip into a river i go fishing and catch the MWHAHAHA :twisted: o snap got to run teehee

Err... You've all forgotten that I still have the real cheese, so ha.

well with out you noticing i took the real cheese and gave you a bomb teehee

Cravey is now my lean, mean, green, hostage taking, player killing, minion. He gives me the cheese.

 

:twisted:

that was another bomb and you are my enemy cheak hit,slap,gob,tackle a member for an example

I punch you and knock you out.

 

You wake up tied to a bed. I start slicing you from the toes towards the head. I end up touching something rather mushy with the tip of my knife. I stab it. You don't scream in pain. Well, you don't scream more than you already are. I rip your pants and grab the cheese. I just leave you there and feed my dog some human leg slices. He chokes on a bone, and I sue you for animal abuse. \

another scarcrow unlucky and that is another bomb im runing out of them