December 28, 200718 yr lures zombie over a cliff into the ocean were they freeze and yanks the cheese from cravey
December 28, 200718 yr But then I kidnap on the way out James Bond. I tie him up, strip him down to his underwear, and put him on a very smoooooth surface. For days. Then, I put him on a very rough surface. That kills him, that or the thirst. I take the cheese. I shove it up my nose. Now try to find cheese in a pool of yellow booger! Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
December 28, 200718 yr You slip on all the mucus you pulled out of his nose and drop the cheese. I pick it up then get airlifted to a remote island of the coast of Mount Fiji.
December 28, 200718 yr i take my hot air balloon there and drop a bag of sand on your head then steal teh cheese
December 29, 200718 yr I steal my neighbor's blow gun, pop your balloon, and steal the cheese. Then I throw you into a deep hole with my psycho neighbors. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
December 29, 200718 yr I push you into the pit. You evil neighbours cough up the cheese and I catch it. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
December 29, 200718 yr I snatch the cheese from you and push you into the pit with fluffy..... and I place a cover over the pit.... think 7 mins in hell..... not to say that being with fluffy is like being in hell.... but she's female... so she might have pms. :XD:
December 29, 200718 yr I use my 99 thieving level (wait...I'm not even a member) to steal the cheese...since i don't have 99 thieving... I come up behind you and stamp on your toe. As you howl in pain, you drop the cheese and I take it and walk away...to Andromeda...
December 29, 200718 yr Before you can take it to andromedia, I send my dead zombie cat to kill you. It keeeeels you by biting you on your gluetus maximus. as you howl in pain, drop the cheese... I grab it. I skip off into the sunset.
December 29, 200718 yr i take you down with carbide shooting so the lid of a milkcan bumps your head away.then i take the cheese and going to hang it above a pit of Sulfur on a very weak rope =P~ 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011
December 29, 200718 yr I shoot you and have you for dinner, and take the cheese. How'd you feel now, huh!? Go apologize to that goose! Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
December 29, 200718 yr I shoot you and have you for dinner, and take the cheese. How'd you feel now, huh!? Go apologize to that goose!I take you to a torture room and torture you to get the cheese!then i buy some dobermans to protect it! 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011
December 29, 200718 yr I take you to a torture room and torture you to get the cheese!then i buy some dobermans to protect it! You know, you could just have asked... I give your doberman a bone. Well not exactly: I shove the bone into his eye. It penetrates his brain. He dies. The other ones start growling. But the doberman, funnily enough, had "retribution" prayer on at that moment. It hits a few HP's on the other dobermen, and they die because you whipped them before. I get hit 0, take the cheese, and make a pizza with it. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
December 29, 200718 yr ii return after my comp not loading tip it and detroying wizjany and taking the cheese
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