December 29, 200718 yr BUT! in the middle of your evil plan, my foot just happens to be in your way. You trip, break your neck and die. I take the tomato covered cheese and make an unbreakable pizza with it. From now on, I think we might have to change this to take the pizza. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
December 29, 200718 yr i return as a zombie and use a magic pizza cutter to cut the cheese (lol) off the pizza muhhaha mine once again
December 30, 200718 yr I walk up to you and ask you for the cheese. You hand it to me........ AND I EAT IT!!!!! OH MY GOD! WHAT IS DIZZLE DOING? THATS RIGHT! HE ATE THE CHEESE! UNLESS YOU CAN BEAT THAT, GAME OVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Get back here so I can rub your butt.
December 30, 200718 yr Heimlich maneuver ftw EDIT: you post to fast zomg h4x0r i take the cheese as you sleep
December 30, 200718 yr I slink over to you as you are walking down the tstreet. I reach my teeth into your pocket to eat it again, but it jumps out. It runs down the street and a dog eats it. When it finally passes on I am waiting. I grab it and run, but the dog chases. It jumps up and grabs the cheese. During the battle, the chese falls down the sewer. All is lost. 90 years later, I am on my death bed. The doctor is washing his hands when something green and slimey falls out. What's this he asks. As he is about to throw uit out, I shout Nooooo!!!!! I catch it and clean it off in the sink. It's the cheese! All is well. THEN I EAT IT! The ransidness kills me instantly and I am buried with the cheese in my system. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
December 30, 200718 yr the cheese isnt digested cuz ur dead and dig u up and cut uopen and take it again
December 30, 200718 yr since you are an organ donor they take the cheese and implant it in someone else - me... EDIT: omfg killer you zomg h4x0r!!!!! i kill you and take it....your punishment for posting too fast
December 30, 200718 yr my ghost takes it and presses alt+f4...noob and since your on a mac, he presses command+Q
December 30, 200718 yr the zombie self destructs. cheese is in urr death pile i take it. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
December 30, 200718 yr I dust off myself from tripping while skipping, and sneak up behind you and tickle you. to death. I take the cheese while you cry because you accidently peed your pants/skirt/kilt/dress/shorts/whatevertheheckyou'rewearing. \ I use "restore" on the cheese to make it back into the sweet smelling, tasty looking cheese it was. :uhh:
December 30, 200718 yr I, The Great Silver Wits, can and will do anything. I'm a zombie.. remember? :uhh:
December 30, 200718 yr While you all talk about being zombies and ghosts and such, I take the cheese from whoever has it and run in circles until I get dizzy. Then I take the cheese and fall in a hole with a headache from running in circles. As you both look down at me, I poof away to where nobody has ever been except me... /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide]
December 30, 200718 yr I follow you and then send you to your happy place, then I take the cheese and walk away
December 30, 200718 yr No you don't. I take the Cheese. :lol: sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
December 30, 200718 yr i use my bazooka i just got from mourning's end pt 1 and shoot u with a toad.then i take the cheese
December 30, 200718 yr I count to five...I mean, three, and then throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at you...and take the cheese...
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