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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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BUT! in the middle of your evil plan, my foot just happens to be in your way. You trip, break your neck and die. I take the tomato covered cheese and make an unbreakable pizza with it. From now on, I think we might have to change this to take the pizza.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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i return as a zombie and use a magic pizza cutter to cut the cheese (lol) off the pizza muhhaha mine once again

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I walk up to you and ask you for the cheese. You hand it to me........

 

 

 

AND I EAT IT!!!!! OH MY GOD! WHAT IS DIZZLE DOING? THATS RIGHT! HE ATE THE CHEESE! UNLESS YOU CAN BEAT THAT, GAME OVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

i surgically remove it from your stomach and take it...simple

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Heimlich maneuver ftw

 

 

 

EDIT: you post to fast zomg h4x0r

 

 

 

i take the cheese as you sleep

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lol i take it while your in the restroom =)

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I slink over to you as you are walking down the tstreet. I reach my teeth into your pocket to eat it again, but it jumps out. It runs down the street and a dog eats it. When it finally passes on I am waiting. I grab it and run, but the dog chases. It jumps up and grabs the cheese. During the battle, the chese falls down the sewer. All is lost. 90 years later, I am on my death bed. The doctor is washing his hands when something green and slimey falls out. What's this he asks. As he is about to throw uit out, I shout Nooooo!!!!! I catch it and clean it off in the sink. It's the cheese! All is well. THEN I EAT IT! The ransidness kills me instantly and I am buried with the cheese in my system.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

the cheese isnt digested cuz ur dead and dig u up and cut uopen and take it again

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since you are an organ donor they take the cheese and implant it in someone else - me...

 

 

 

EDIT: omfg killer you zomg h4x0r!!!!!

 

 

 

i kill you and take it....your punishment for posting too fast

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my ghost takes it and presses alt+f4...noob

 

and since your on a mac, he presses command+Q

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i restart the ppage and hack your ghost's account and take the cheese

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but my ghost already gave it to my zombie, so my zombie still has it

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then i hack ur zombie and steal it from him

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the zombie self destructs. cheese is in urr death pile i take it.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

my ghost steals it back...

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I dust off myself from tripping while skipping, and sneak up behind you and tickle you.

 

to death.

 

I take the cheese while you cry because you accidently peed your pants/skirt/kilt/dress/shorts/whatevertheheckyou'rewearing.

 

 

 

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I use "restore" on the cheese to make it back into the sweet smelling, tasty looking cheese it was. :uhh:

tickle me to death? you don't get it...this is m ghost...I AM dead...

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I, The Great Silver Wits, can and will do anything.

 

I'm a zombie.. remember? :uhh:

While you all talk about being zombies and ghosts and such, I take the cheese from whoever has it and run in circles until I get dizzy. Then I take the cheese and fall in a hole with a headache from running in circles. As you both look down at me, I poof away to where nobody has ever been except me...

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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I follow you and then send you to your happy place, then I take the cheese and walk away

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No you don't. I take the Cheese. :lol:

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

i use my bazooka i just got from mourning's end pt 1 and shoot u with a toad.then i take the cheese

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I count to five...I mean, three, and then throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at you...and take the cheese...

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