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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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I re-dezombify my dog and hide him in my space station in Forge sector.

 

I then drain the ocean and make sushi out of every fish until I find the gp and end world hunger. I then refill the ocean and fill it with cloned fish.

 

 

 

I take the gp and hide it at the North Pole with Santa as no one has ever been able to find him outside of christmas specials on tv.

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

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I ask Mrs. Claus where it is...she even gets it for me...

 

 

 

I hide it in the nowhereness...

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I grab it as it is here and now.

Blender builder

Today's experiment is:

Learning how to make light industrial space craft.

I take a super star destroyer to wherever you are, glass whatever planet your on, and fly down get the cheese (cause it survived) then fly back to my ship.

I jump from my neighbor's trampoline and steal the cheese from your ship with my eyes closed. And no, my eyes aren't closed because I think I'm uber leet or anything... I'm afraid of heights..

 

 

 

I then give the cheese to peteranswers. This is a clean site (peteranswers.com), and whoever is next needs to figure out how to get Peter to give you what you want.

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I walk into the nearest deli and buy a new cheese...let the game begin again...and btw, there's two cheeses now... :XD:

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I accidently make a sandwich with the cheese...

 

Wizajny buys a new cheese...

 

this time he keeps it far away from me.... :cry:

here, let's clone it a million times, you get to keep the original, but now we're playing with a million cheeses, which, btw, is more than there are users who play this game........so, I eat a *cough* few *coughcough* of them...

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I steal them all, leaving one in my pocket. I then make a grilled cheese sandwich out of the millions of pieces of cheese I stole. I then eat the last intact cheese. So now we're playing with a grilled cheese sandwich! \'

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

hits him over the head with a dead fish

 

and devours the grilled cheese sandwich. :-w

 

 

 

Teh_langzor is sick from watching me eat.

 

and pukes.

 

I collect the cheese and shove it down the front of Cravey's shirt after I turn him back into a boy... :uhh:

Nice sig wits.

 

 

 

I get my neighbor to get the cheese out of cravey's shirt. After all, if she gives me *shudders*TITTY TWISTERS*shudders* <--- I'm female... :uhh: but if she'll do that AND sit on my other neighbor's lap (and he is DISGUSTING! PEDOPHILE AT AGE 17! WAS BEFORE THEN! TRUTH OR DARE IS BANNED IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!) then she would gladly do this easy task that pays off for her. She comes back with a black eye, broken arm, 3 broken ribs, and a broken pelvis, but still gives me the cheese back.

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i hold zoe and boo boo hostage until you give me the cheese...

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You can't take Boo Boo and Zoe!! NOOO!

 

 

 

I use them to my advantage and have them slash your face off. No, they're not declawed, and yes, they bite hard. After you surrender I take the cheese back :D

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I'm used to cat bites and scratches, so they don't hurt....

 

 

 

I send my neighbors dog after them... :-w

 

I walk up to you and then throw a emo-Lemon.gif at you...then I hire a ph34r.gif to emo-Chainsaw.gif you and then the admins emo-Banned.gif you because you are a spammer.gif

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I get lemon juice in my eye and go crazy.

 

I pelt everyone with waterballoons

I kill myself, become a ghost, and take the cheese to heaven.

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one bad thing with that. you can't take anything to heaven.

 

only cheques.... :uhh:

 

 

 

I take the cheese form your dead body.

O god...and I am stuck in heaven!

 

 

 

I reincernate into a dog and eat your head off and run with the cheese.

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I reincarnate into a guy from wisconsin and kill you with cheese...thus taking the cheese and also having a lot more cheese with me so I could confuse people.

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I hire ninja to take all the cheese from you.

 

I hide the real one under my bed.

I send my neighbor's Shih Tzu (or however you spell it) to get it from under your bed. Not like I want to go there... She gives me the cheese and I give her a treat. Good Katie (also known as "Kitty")

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I put your cats in a cannon, thus making you give me the cheese in return for the cats. I shoot the cats anyway and then decide to blow up the cheese.

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As said by silver wits, you better watch out. I have three heads.

 

 

 

Since you have a lucky shot, my cats were only shot a couple inches, and, after all, cats have nine lives and always land on their feet.

 

 

 

I retrieve all of the pieces of cheese since I lead a lackluster life and have time to do silly things like that.

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I save the cats and punish you for your cruel deed...

 

 

 

then i take the cheese, return zoe and boo boo, and then run...

 

 

 

EDIT: I kill you for posting to fast and take the cheese

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