You get hounded by F2P'ers saying "phr33 st00f pl0x". You give up on running and accidentally trade me the cheese when giving stuff away.

ok.. something's wrong with that post.

 

I never give stuff away.

 

I'm a mean wastrel....

Well you do give stuff away now when you are under the influence of forum gamers like me!! Muahaha! My cheese!!

no.. you don't understand. I'm such a cheap bas-- I mean wastrel... that I would never ever give something away.

 

I would morelikely steal it.

 

which is why all the f2p have been getting 1gp each fake IOU's in Fluffy's name.

 

And I still have the cheese.. it's in my stomach.

 

you havent made me puke yet.

I poked your little thingy in your mouth to make you puke. My cheese.

I'm still puking. once I start can't stop. its because the taste of my own vomit makes me puke.

 

I puke everywhere.

 

including on fluffy triumphantly holding the cheese. :uhh: :ohnoes:

 

please dont kill me

I hose everyone down and then take the cheese

you can't handle the hose.

 

the water pressure knocks you back. well.. after I turn up the pressure.

 

I take the cheese back and stuff it down my shirt.

 

 

 

I'm female.

 

 

 

*glares at whoever is insane enough to put his hand there* :twisted:

me of course... :)

your hand shrivels up and dies. :uhh:

 

see half blood prince [harry potter], dumbledore's hand for reference.

yup whatever....

 

 

 

but I still have the cheese...and don't ask me how i got it... :-$

well... at least you cant use one hand..

 

and the sickness[withering of your hand] will spread to the rest of your body. slowly and painfully :twisted:

too bad for me....but i still have the cheese..!

While you die and wits laughs at you, I take the cheese from you with tongs to avoid getting wits' sickness disease thingy or whatever.

It's not a disease..and it's not contagious...

 

 

 

I politely asak for the cheese, and of course, I get it...

But then Boo Boo takes it back (despite his laziness, if you make it a game he'll run :D)

lol.. I send my zombie cat after him.

 

she gets the cheese. :thumbsup:

I send a Bengal Tiger after him and HE gets the cheese!!

I send a note to those people that hunt and skin animals illegally for money that theres a bengal tiger with a shiny coat.

 

and that I won't tell the police if they give me the cheese

 

I get the cheese.

 

me and my cat bury it under fluffys bed.

I get a shovel...and the cheese...I stick it into a Vanishing Cabinet...

The vanishing cabinet mysteriously reappears under my kitchen sink.

 

just wehn I was going to use poison to poison whoever lost the cheese...

 

ah well.. that's life for you... :uhh: :ohnoes:

I de-zombify silver_wits cat and then bring in my dog Norton. While Norton distracts the kitty with a dingle ball full of catnip, I steal the cheese and will only give it to the person who can figure out this code:

 

12 = a word... and the cheese can not be taken from me before it is said.

 

 

 

[hide]the answer: HI[/hide]

:uhh:

 

 

 

I walk up to you... say "high today are we?"

 

I kill my cat so that it turns into a zombie...

 

it in turn kills your doggy.

 

somehow between all the killing.. I get the cheese..

 

FalconBomba disappears.

 

did he just give me the cheese just like that?

I disappeared to dezombify my dog, and yes, just like that.

I send my fish to kill your dog and then I take the cheese...then my fish swims into the ocean....have fun finding it...