nope.. you're still without clothes and cheese...

 

although it is your homeland... no one there likes you very much :uhh:

 

I somehow acquire the cheese.

 

you catch a chill from all that wet skin[which probably dried by now] and no clothes. :XD:

hmmpf, btw, I have my own planet here...so I go to my house thing and get my clothes, and I also get some more cheese...

you can't... if you do... you'll have to streak.

 

and its against the law to do so... even though its your own planet

 

 

 

 

 

so lets see

 

Wiz neighbour gets an eyefull.

 

she reports you.

 

your punishment is to be her "slave" for a year.

 

so now you have an old ball and chain shackled to your leg.

 

with no income [as she took possession of her slave's possesions]

 

no dignity

 

and no glasses [because she doesnt like how they look]

 

you cant acquire the cheese :uhh: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

unless someone breaks you out. :thumbsup:

My neighbor is about 18 light years away atm...

 

 

 

and you never took the cheese...so I still have it...

Some astronaut spends one and half year to steal the cheese, and in the meantime, I spend that long time in a dark magic school.

 

 

 

When I get the cheese, I use dark magic to change it into a monster. Only a more powerful dark magic can change it back. But beware once the monster is dead, the cheese will be gone forever. :twisted:

i go back in time before you changed it to monster and i put in it some sort of heat-resistant box and throw it in vulcano

I can use dark magic to time travel too, so I kill you before you manage to get it into the volcano.

you think i'm dead so i catch you off guard and steal the cheese

I hit you over the head and collect the cheese.

 

I stash it under my bed.

 

whoever wants it has to clean my room. :uhh: :ohnoes:

i burn your completly burn your room(if cheese survived nuking and many other stuff....) and take the cheese from the ashes.

 

 

 

now you only have to do some dust cleaning :

unfortunatly, i have a fire extinguisher, so you never get to burn the room...then I walk/stumble/trip/fall in and get the cheese...

The cheese is under my bed between a decomposing peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a 3 month old half empty glass of milk.... actually it was a full glass before...

 

anwyas, you faint from the smell.

 

I find you in my room, holding the cheese... I simply kick you under the bed, along with some random junk as I've been told to clean my room.

I clean your room for you, and when you come back, you notice that the cheese is missing...

I axe you politely for the cheese. But, you die from my breath! Cuz, i ate 1000 cloves of onion and garlic!

too bad...i hold my nose, and i still have the cheese because you never took it...

I jump up from behind when you exit the room, knock you out, take the bread and use the Camouflage equipment

but I still have the cheese...

I notice that I grabbed bread instead of cheese, eat the bread, grab the cheese, and hide out with Osama

I clean your room for you, and when you come back, you notice that the cheese is missing...

 

 

 

yay! someone cleaned my room.

 

wait a min. where's the cheesE?

 

nooooooo someone stole my cheese!!!!!!

 

 

 

luckyily I put a gps tracking device in the cheese.

 

I come to the cheese and borrow it. :-w

Too bad I shoot you and take the cheese, and use dark magic again to turn it into a monster. Kill the monster and the cheese is gone, if you use more powerful dark magic than I did, you can make it back into a cheese. :twisted:

I use more powerful dark magic then you did and I get the cheese...

i use the most powerful magic and give the cheese a life so it will always come back to me

I kill you. Magic is broken, I grab the cheese. I stuff the cheese up my nostril. AGAIN.

cheese is very old so you die of poisonous gas it emits i take the cheese together with your nostril i'm not going to search through thereand hide it in the center of Earth

I use the portal gun from Portal to reach it and grab it and run along to Black Mesa