i finish of both dharoks and you with my awesome mage powers of world of warcraft and takes the cheese. proceeds to get guthans spears to sell for however much it sells for.... idiots 5 mil is a lot in WoW hahahahaha

I command the meorks to push their planet into the world, which causes giant tidal waves and the large amount of dust thats knocked up into the atomosphere causes an ice age, in all this confusion I stealth the cheeseth

...

 

I make an energy cl0ud (only way to defeat it is by crashing it into a sun...) and destroy everything... Exceptthe cheese too...

You can't destroy the cheese. Please don't try to.

 

 

 

I call upon the Fantastic Four to help me rescue the cheese from Meork fanatic fakeitormakeit. :D

 

 

 

...And I succeed, as well. :P

 

 

 

I give the cheese to the Silver Surfer.

The Silver Surfer is soooo cool! I promise to direct fangirls away from him in exchange for the cheese..

how about fanmen? I tell silver surfer YOU said that he is cool, saying that it was a conspiracy theory of yours,that she is going to bring all the fan girls in and so he stole the cheese of you and gave it to me :-w

I hit you over the head with one of the fangirls, and take the cheese.

Srry, they're to heavy for your strength!

 

I still have it! \

Until your \ smiley goes berserk and morphs into this smiley: :wall:. Now you're hitting yourself in the head on a wall for having accepted that coveted piece of cheese from me, and so in remorse you give it back. I give it back to the Surfer de la Silver.

Before you cna give it to the silver surfer [tbh he doesn't really want it because of last time what happened when he was the guardian of the cheese.. you rmemember??]

 

I steal it from you and hide it in either my cat's litter box, or my closet. both of them are in real need of a good cleaning.

I clean both...you know, I cleaned the litter box once, now twice...I deserve to be paid!! Oh wait, I was paid in cheese :D

Then you do the Hallowe'en Holiday Event and accidentally drop it in the green liquid. I am trying to run through the water, I trip though (ew...). I feel something squishy though! I wanted to see if I can scare somebody with it! So I feel it. It's mouldy, it's blue, it's green, its yellow, it's slightly white... IT"S CHEESE!

 

I finish the Grim Reaper Event and run away with the cheese!

 

 

 

:twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

:twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

:evil:

 

 

 

 

 

It's gone! Like the servant's skull!

thats becase i stole it!

I steal your magical pee hat (I know you're reading Lacrosse Man... :D) and trade it for the cheese. Then I steal the pee hat again and alch and through the coin at your face. It hurts.

I hire someone to steal the cheese.

 

Turns out my minion is your girlfriend.

I use "Rasengan", knock out you all and take the cheese.

 

 

 

"Teleport jutsu!!!" *teleports away*

I use the sexy no jutsu.

 

Turns out you appear immune to that one.

 

Harem no jutsu!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I win,

 

You suffer a massive nosebleed.

I hire someone to steal the cheese.

 

Turns out my minion is your girlfriend.

 

I have a girlfriend? Really? Where? Bring it to me? Please? I beg you?

 

Harem no Jutsu... I think I remember what that is... :lol:

 

Oh wait, I was thinking Sasuke+Sai :oops:

 

I ask my apparent girlfriend to bring me back the cheese and she can't resist my "charms". Everyone knows what I'm talking about.

 

[hide]Lucky charms![/hide]

The girlfriend is in fact the stripper monkey that I've mentioned previously in this game.

Strippers monkeys are allergic to cheese. It dies, and I take it.

*Gasp* It's a Marim Elder Monkey!

 

It's children start attacking you, invading the world, killing every man, every penguin, everything in the world, but humans band together, and they make me leader! They give a cheese crown that was crafted by a monkey!

I pretend to be one of your minions and get a job polishing the crown...

 

[hey! at least it doesn't suck like the sceptre polishing job!]

 

I put the crown on and everyone thinks I'm the king...

 

EVEN THOUGH I'M FEMALE

I walk right up to you, and just take it. Then I walk away.

The guards arrest you before you will be able to reach the queen.

 

 

 

Yeah, everyone in the kingdom thinks that silver_wits is the queen as she got the crown.

Hmm... Let's get everyone to keep looking at the TV screen.... With the Barney show! While Barney swears like a Madman, Everyone, including Silver_Wits, Are watching the show. I just simply steal it 8-) .

 

Oh, and the Monkeys attack the Human Territory....