I kidnap your mother, and threaten to kill her unless you give me the cheese.

 

It's a hostage situation, where TBM's dad makes an appearance.

 

Finally I get the cheese.

 

I disappear in a poof of smoke.

 

the building blows up.

 

and the cheese appears on the sidewalk next to a garbage can.

 

 

 

Actually, my father doesn't like you, so he didn't give you the cheese. :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

Fine. I pretend to be nice, and he likes me more than you.

 

I send him on a mission to get the cheese for me.

 

and he does.

 

Dunno how he did it...

 

oh well..

 

I take the cheese and hide it someplace safe.

 

And promptly forget where I hid it.

 

[hint! its not under my bed, or in the closet]

 

my zombie cat guards the cheese.

Who cares where you hid it? I use a bomb that doesn't explode, but instead sends your house to an evil galaxy. Since it's somewhere in the house it's doomed along with the house.

Good thing me and my Zombie Cat, along with the cheese were at your house.

And good thing that I was at your house with Zoe :P

 

 

 

Mine I guess...

I'm confused. I don't know where the cheese is.

 

I tickle Fluffy incase he/she/it has the cheese on him/her/itself.

while you took your fun to the next level with fluffy i took the cheese (whereever it is) and hide it in the deepest coldest part of the ocean inside an electric cage with ferocious sharks, piranas, alligators, crocodiles, jellyfish, and confused whales that think human beings are krill

 

 

 

P.S. you cant go underwater because the eletric fence :shock:

Everyone thinks I'm dead because I haven't posted on games in a month but I have the meorks beat down Riku and bury the cheese in the Sahara's center. I then slice a piece of cheese from the cheese on my site, make 20 bowls of pasta and grate cheese over each bowl BUT I used only the real cheese on one of the bowls :P!

*revs up an old, beaten, rusty, blood-stained chainsaw*

 

 

 

*The smell of gasoline and smoke fills the air around as the chainsaw comes to life*

 

 

 

If I dont get that cheese, someone's gonna get it :twisted:

Nobody will, not you at least, since the chainsaws that get to life kill you.

 

 

 

However a dark magician with the ability to disable magic uses that power on the chainsaws, takes the cheese, and hides it in one of his bags of dark magic dust.

*respawns* O rly?

 

 

 

*throws a match into bag of dark magic dust and runs*

 

 

 

*dark magician and his bags explode, and now I have the cheese =)*

Until the Dark Magician's father turns YOU into dust for ruining his son's bags.

*Roflzilla steals Cheese, :twisted: , roars very loud at everyone*

 

 

 

* Transforms the cheese into a card*

 

* Slides into deck*

 

 

 

Pick a card, any card

I got even a better idea, I will just steal all your cards, and send it to a card magician. Now he is using the cards, but this time, we have to get the cheese card back to its cheese form, before the magician starts his show. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

And we don't even know when the show will start. :ohnoes:

to bad, the show has started.

 

it begins, and he needs a helper.

 

i go up, and he asks me to pick a card.

 

i luckly choose the cheese card, and i tele away to lumbridge

 

i turn the card back to cheese, then put it in zezimas bank.

 

it will be hard to get it from him....

bank pin please? you dont know zezima's bank pin so they cant put it in you walk outside and the yakuza (japanese mafia) ambush you and leave the cheese. i pick up the cheese and become one in the yakuza clan

I send a hot stripper [actually it's a monkey dressed in a suit] to "play" with you... and steal the cheese while you are flushed with embarassment, as your friends are all laughing their gluetus maximuses/ off.

im underage. while the cops catch the monkey she points at you and says you told her to do it. i sue you for sexual harasment and i win the case for approximately 5 pounds of cheese

i trip you while you were walking out of the courthouse and take the cheese and port to a place unknown *coughs* varrock

Elvarg is coming to varrock :ohnoes: .

 

 

 

I slay her again and I get the cheese and give it to a unkown god who one hits anyone :

The unknown god hits on me.

 

I sue him for sexual harassment and acquire the cheese.

You mistook Thor's thunder for something sexual, so he hits you again with his thunderbolts. And takes the cheese, and goes to the Norse god party, with the cheese.

I happen to be Thor...

Too bad I "borrowed" the sandwich lady's baguette and hit you with it, and stole the cheese once you were knocked out...

Oh wait, you seem to have been barrowing, cuz I found the cheese there!

 

I start "barrowing" the tunnels and find the cheese while 'm getting pwnt by two dharocks on 1 hp and I'm with no prayer :ohnoes: .

 

 

 

QUICK! Get the cheese before it disappears!