I shoot the cat while it's in that litterbox, I wear a gas mask, find the cheese, and make a deal with a guy that will only accept the cheese if you can beat him in sumo wrestling legally. (no cheating tools like guns, and you have to be very fat.)

I marry the guy. He gives me the cheese because he's henpecked.

 

I kill him. :twisted:

Too bad he is already married.

 

 

 

His wife sees you hanging around with that guys and kicks your [wagon] very hard. Because she is pissed since you killed her husband.

 

 

 

She has the cheese for dinner, hurry you only got three hours til the dinner starts. :ohnoes:

useing my amazing control over tele-grab, i tele-grab the cheese just as the lady has the cheese on a fork, beside her mouth.

 

i use some febreeze on the cheese to take away her terible breath stink

 

i hide far far away, on pluto with a spacesuit and runes to kill 50 mil green dragons. for defence reasons.

Aha, but we spray painted 50 million green dragons red, and you never saw that one coming, did ya? :-$

 

 

 

 

 

Three of them survive on their Plutonian Raid and give me the cheese. It is strangely shriveled.

I "borrow" the cheese.

I take the cheese and then hide it within the coding of RuneScape Community in one of the RuneScape Gold Selling ads.

a green dragon bot clicks it, getting the cheese.

 

i pown him when he loggs back in

 

w00t cheese! i tele to lumy

i spread a rumor about you to your girlfriend / girl you like (boyfriend?) then while they are kicking you in the balls i steal the cheese and no body notices me ecape as they are all so busy laffing at your pain :twisted:

 

what the *bleep* i dont even have a girlfriend and im never gunna have one :shame:

gr8 self ateem - while you mopeing about in self pitty i steal the cheese

I yell at robgrout. He turns guilty. He goes back and makes up back with abdussattar. They kiss and make up.

 

While they are oh so lost in each other, I sneak up and pickpocket the cheese.

 

heheheheehehehehheheheh

i kill my self for turning gay come back as a ghoast to hunt sliver wits then she runs off forgetting the cheese in her fear then i take the cheese to a secret ghoast only place (no suicide to come chaseing after the cheese plz)

I ressurect you. You're still gay.

 

Now we both can't get the cheese.

 

Oh.. and You can't die ever.

 

muhahahahahah-- wait a min....

wow on the corupt a wish thread i wished i had the powers of that hot chearleader off heros

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

id grab hold of you and the cheese and jump off something very very high then id get up and walk off with the cheese

I borrowed my friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's Jetpack and flew to your area using my other friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's Tracking device which tracks you because my friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend planted a chip in your buttcheek, so then I grab you take you as high as the jetpack goes and drop you from there into my friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's lava pit which also has my friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's dying friend in there. Then I go for the cheese, and it's already in the hands of the person under me, who I now hate, because they're my friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's friend's enemy!

i get rlly confused reading your post so i just kick you and walk off with the cheese

i get rlly confused reading your post so i just kick you and walk off with the cheese

 

 

 

You... already had the cheese... :-k *Kicks back* MINE!

i hit you with a car and take the cheese

I steal the car, hit you and EAT the fwocking cheese! Jeez, why does everyone want that cheese? :wall:

 

 

 

EDIT: Hmm, so the rules say I can't eat it :'(, well, then I take a knife and cut it in a million pieces, throw them all somewhere across the moon, and then blow up the moon!

Jagex temporarily shuts down RS while they build a spaceship to go in search for the missing pieces of cheese. After 60 years, they find it... but nobody cares, because RS is gone, and this fansite is gone too, because there's no point if RS is gone... and then, 60 years into the future, someone resurrects this ancient, forgotten site long enough for me to post. :

 

 

 

BTW, the cheese is just gathering mold in the Jagex Pixel Vaults. GL with that...

i buy jagex...(it worth 5 cents at the current time)

 

i get the cheese, and because its the future i travel back in time.

 

i appear before everyone, holding the cheese high and proud.

 

every one looks, realizes that i have the cheese, and attack.

 

but, i wasnt doing nothing for 120 years.

 

i was level 99 magic, and woodcuting.

 

i chop thosands of trees to hold everyone off, then use magic attacks to kill them. almost. i get them to 1 hp, then tie them up in ropes.

 

i hide them in ice platue with alot of magic protections and i tele away to hide.

uses hypontic dances moves to paralyze you and steal the cheese.

My buddy, the mime [from my other posts on this forum], confuses you and somehow manages to get you to help him out of his "glass box"...

 

 

 

This cheese is starting to mold...is there anything in the rules against replacing the cheese or cutting off the mold?

Gokusamaiso!

 

 

 

You sink hundreds of feet below the earth, where you are compressed... Very messily. I, being Gaara, raise the sand around your corpse, steal the cheese. Then I dump the sand back on you, cut off the mould and head back to the Hidden Sand Village. Gaara ftw! \

As I am rising the the heavens, I grab the cheese. Thanks for cutting the mold off \ It was yucky and green and kinda oozing...

 

 

 

Wow I just realized that technically you cut the cheese there...