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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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i get the chinse guy off heros to stop time then i just walk in and take it .......

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I steal the cheese and place it in my F2P bank.

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you throw the cheese out when you run out of space.

 

I take it.

i kill your cat(s) and while your moaning there death i take the cheese and no body notices as they are so busy trying to buy you new cats n stuff

her cat is already dead just recently forming an alliance we both came up with an elborate plan that hardly makes sense (take cheese and run)

 

 

 

we succeed and i stab silver in the back (really!) and run off

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I trip you as you run, and the cheese flies out of your hands, bounces off of the heads of everyone else, and I catch it \' .

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while you are celibrateing catching the cheese in such a cool way i grab it off you and dive roll out the window and run off

while dive rolling outside of the 49th floor you could die pretty easily. you die and i take th surprisingly unharmed cheese and goes back up stairs (im using the stairs cause there is no elevator!!!) im on the 31st of 100 floors see if you can catch me

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I invent a new spell: Teleport to the 32nd floor. I then put my foot out and while you are running you trip and fall down the stairs. The cheese flies up into the air and I catch it. I then give it to the Mysterious Old Man to hide in a random maze in a random world where I don't even know.

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ever wonder where these stairs lead past the 1st floor? the basement!

 

 

 

or the maze that the MOM hid the cheese in i just knock holes in every wall and take the cheese

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but you have a realy bad head ache from the animation on your avatar so i can easly beat you to the cheese and replace it with one of the fakes from earlyer posts and make my get away as well as learning from mistakes so i wount talk about the cheese :P so nobody knows were is it other than me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(i proly left a huge loop hole but oh well try and find it)

i read you mind, find the cheese, steal it... then run off hiding it in my underpants which have been worn for 15 weeks straight

Luck be a Lady

I shoot you with my home-made bow of light and you get crushed with an amazing power of light arrow. You fly like a 20 metres, I'll run to you and wear a gas mask, then take the cheese from your pants and run away!

 

 

 

Gotcha! :D

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zOmg! You touched boris5000's privates!

 

Respect.

 

I trip you tand take the cheese. A classic.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

youth and cocky ness > age and experiance 8-)

 

 

 

i tackel you to the ground take the cheese then stop to kick you while your on the ground befor i run off to a hidden place were no1 knows no1 can read my mind folo me or any other form of tracking me

 

 

 

 

 

(humm i proly left a loop hole in that to oh well good job am not a lawer)

I reverse time and steal the cheese of you.

 

 

 

I burried it in a place only robgrout knows. So go ask that guy.

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

I engineer a pack of genetically enhanced monkey dogs to search and find the cheese. They find it and bring it to me. I then throw the cheese with a protective barrier around it into Karamja Volcano. It then gets eaten by a lesser demon and then it comes out and falls into the lava. Then, a greater demon eats it and then spits it out because it tastes like "crap". Then, a hellhound eats it and then spits it out saying it tastes like crap also. Then, a random noob finds it and hides it within the RuneScape Rants Forum. The Page 51 monster eats it and then spits it out saying it tastes like crap. It then gets piled by a pack of noobs and gets crushed into itty bitty pieces. I then grab the pieces and throw it into outer space where it blows apart even more. It slowly drifts into the next galaxy. I then make it so that you cannot go back in time and save it. If you attempt to do so, you will blow into a million bite-sized pieces and get eaten by the page 51 monster. You cannot go to it because it is too far. I also made it so that it is invisable.

 

 

 

Wow.. Long one! :XD:

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while you were writing all that i stole the cheese

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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^!click for blog!^

sigs by: woopidoo2|yaff2|4be2jue|me|guthix121

i spread a rumor about you to your girlfriend / girl you like (boyfriend?) then while they are kicking you in the balls i steal the cheese and no body notices me ecape as they are all so busy laffing at your pain :twisted:

You trip over a crack in the ground and I catch the cheese. I then give it to Captain Janeway who blasts it into the Delta Quadrant and then they get infested by the Borg. The cheese with it.

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Sneakily takes the cheese and doesn'teat it.

 

Please, don't flame me for that and find the answer.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I pull out my zanpakuto and release it, revealing an awesome looking katana. You then die because your eyes cannot handle it's might.

 

 

 

EDIT: I then cut you up and pull the cheese fromy your stomach...

*looks at powman3 and the bloody liver in his hand*

 

 

 

*sneaks over to Harrinator's dead body and takes cheese from hand*

 

(notice: he didn't eat it, read the small text)

 

 

 

Then I cut the cheese in 2, I put 1 peice in my pants.

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I grab the first piece, and then (please don't take offense) grab the other one from your pants because you lack balls 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

Notice I said don't flame me :uhh: :ohnoes:

 

 

 

BTW I hid the cheese inside a rotten tree 50 miles from a town of more than 1,000 people. You'll never find it.

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I cut down all the trees, so I was gonna find it.

 

 

 

I burried it in a cats litterbox. Find it if you can- or dare, because those things

 

stink.

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

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