uses the amacing power of sugarfree chewinggum!!!!!!

 

 

 

and takes the cheese

hits you over the head with "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

 

your eyes roll to the back of your head, and you fall backwards.

 

I frisk you for the cheese...

 

You don't have the cheese.

 

where is it? did you eat it?

 

I punch you in the stomach until you throw up.. nothing there

 

I roll you over, oh there's the cheese.

 

I take it and go away far far away.

 

Wehn you wake up, you hurt all over.

laughs while you run off with the fake cheese, and diggs up the right one....

you still hurt all over.

 

I discover the cheese is fake.

 

I return.

 

I kick you in the but.

 

You fall...

 

I take the cheese from the hole you made.

 

Then I push you into the hole and cover it.

 

:ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

tele's out.....kicks back....you fall over the spade i dropped, grabs the cheese, and tele away :

I grab onto your robes as you're teleing away.

 

I am magically teleported alongside you.

 

I whack you with my rubber chicken and take the cheese.

telekinetics grabs the cheese, puts a teleblock on you, and whack you with some flowers, and runs away....

the teleblock doesn't work on me, as I'm wearing excellent magical protection, and weilding a mirror shield.

 

I run after you, and yell to some noobs lurking nearby, that you are a hot female in real life. They beseige you with questions, asking you to be their gf, and you drop the cheese and run.

noobs grabs the cheese for me, tell them im a guy.....and go after you, and i run off with the cheese(dont forget to pick up the cheese next time silver wits...)

I run after you, all the while, carefully explaining to the noobs that I'm really unnattractive, and that wizarthas460 is actually a female, a hot female at that.. they run after you and start pickpocketing you.

 

one gets a cheese, some feathers, and 1 gp.

 

I trade him 25gp for the cheese.

tsss.......got again the fake cheese, tele to my POW put lock on portal.....gets some sleep, see you tomorrow...

Breaks in.

 

Steals the cheese while you're sleeping.

 

teles out.

You get the teleportation glitch and die because you couldn't figure out how to do it. I then hack JAGeX and get the random event to steal the cheese. I then put it in my bank.

One thing wrong with your story... I get the teleportation glitch a lot... I had to figure out quick how to do it, otherwise I would have lost a lot of money.

 

I still have the cheese.

you didnt say were you teled to, so lets say you teled to....

 

hmmm.......

 

lv 45 wildy with your best armor (if you disagre, lets say you teled to lummy and a rs glich landed you there)

 

you get powned by zezima

 

i pick up the cheese, then go into the mage arena bank. i buy runes and tele to cammy

thanks, now i know your near cammy....

 

 

 

ads you to friends list, wait til i see a green dot......

 

 

 

and then......

 

 

 

 

 

tumtum......tumtum.....tumtum.tumtum..tumtum (jaws theme)

 

 

 

grabs you from behind!!!!!! fwahahahaha(ahum..evil laugh..)

 

 

 

gets the cheese, and makes 300 fake cheeses puts all of them on bank, so it would take some time before you know which one is the real one :

starts up conv about cheese until you acidentaly give way the location of the real cheese then make some [cabbage] ecuse that i have to go somewere and take the cheese for my self cleaverly leaveing behinde all the fake cheeses as decoys so that no one evern knows the cheese is with me :D

you start bragging to me about how you have the cheese.

 

I hit you over the head with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

 

You fall over.

 

I take the cheese.

slaps you in the back of the head then blame it on the lamp. while your trying to strangle the lamp for slapping you i take the cheese

smacks the cheese out of your hand and you grab a plastic cheese that blows up. while you're knocked out i take the real cheese. :twisted:

Throws a water balloon at Gyroman26

 

Accidently filled it with acid.

 

Grabs the cheese and runs before the big cheese gets here.

While you are looking back to see if the big cheese if following you, you accidentally run onto the road and get hit by a bus. The cheese flies up in the air and I catch it. I then give it to Chuck Norris to safeguard it.

Except you can't find him, he is hiding since he is annoyed by those lame rumors about him.

i telephone him and tell him that im going to give him 10 bil rw money and he comes and i steal the cheese (and dont pay him :P)

Chuck Norris tracks the phone call and he throws you off the top of a tall building. He then hides it in my safety deposit box which is totally enclosed with no ventilation where Chuck Norris and the Canadian Armed Forces are guarding it.