i shoot your cat. while your crying over its dead body, i use telekenetic grab to steal the cheese.

 

 

 

*sets up cheese in a mouse trap*

My cat's already dead.. someone killed it before..

 

right now its a zombie.

 

it runs up to you and attacks.

*telegrabs the cheese off the mouse trap*

 

 

 

*fed the cheese to my mice*

 

 

 

*mice got ate by cat*

 

 

 

*cat got eaten by dog*

 

 

 

*dog got eaten by a lion*

 

 

 

*lion died and its body were eaten buy ants*

 

 

 

*now there are million of ants weres the chesse??

While I am bothering you with questions about your sig [why is the girl in blue straddling the girl in black and white?]

 

Abdussattar sneaks up behind you and stabs you in the back. I pay him the 3gp we agreed on, and then make all the ants throw up.

 

I carefully dump all the contents of their stomachs into a bucket and throw some glue inside. With a spoon, I stir the contents.

 

This is the cheese.

I steal and throw out that horrible cheese-vomit, and I divinely restore the original cheese.

 

I take that cheese and I put it into a cheese factory. No way you'll find it!

since the real cheese tatses like vomit i eat all the cheese until i find the right cheese.

 

 

 

rols my self to the nearest gym to work off these lbs with my precious cheese

*steals the cheese*

 

 

 

*bob the sock's avatar eats it*

Did you guys not notice you're no one is allowed to eat the cheese?

 

I take the cheese from someone's avatar. It hgappens to be the right cheese. I have Chuck Norris eat it (Chuck Norris doesn't obey to rules :-w ).

Drizzt pwns Norris.

 

 

 

 

as hes walking away, the cheese falls out of his back pocket.

 

i pick up the chesse, then high alch it

 

(ps, theres a way to restore the cheese, but you must get the money from me)

i buy the cheese from the shop u alched it to.

 

 

 

wow this cheese gets around :?

Drizzt slaps you for taking the cheese...

 

He gives it to me, in hopes that I'll leave him alone and stop sending him fanmail......

While I am bothering you with questions about your sig [why is the girl in blue straddling the girl in black and white?]

 

Abdussattar sneaks up behind you and stabs you in the back. I pay him the 3gp we agreed on, and then make all the ants throw up.

 

I carefully dump all the contents of their stomachs into a bucket and throw some glue inside. With a spoon, I stir the contents.

 

This is the cheese.

 

heyyyyyy i never agreed for that deal!

yes you did. I obliviated you after you tried to extort more gp from me.

*steals the cheese*

 

 

 

*low alchs the cheese*

i shot you from affar with a chinchopa, which kills you in one hit.

 

i grab the money from alching, and buy a new cheese. i use the power of the gp from alching to remake the origanal cheese.

 

i then give it to the kq, who guards it, with her friends the choas elemental and the king blac dragon

 

(let me tell you, it was hard to perswade them to do this. im now 800k poorer)

I get my friends, Jad and the WOM, and they both kill your guardians. I quickly cast Teleblock on the WOM, grab the Cheese, and teleport away to Dragontooth Island.

While I am on dragontooth isle, enjoying my vacation, I trade you a pirated dvd of "Cold Metal Alchemiest" for the cheese.

as your relaxing in the sun, i steal the chese.

 

You catch me, and kill me with 2 hits of a d smithy

 

i find myself in lumbridge, with the cheese, dragon 2hand,and a d smithy

 

(oops, did i steal that much?)

I cast Home-teleport and get to lumbridge. I quickly pickpocket the D2H off of you (always wanted one of them!) and give you two spades. then I kill you. The spades protect over the cheese and I grab it. Muahahaha! :twisted:

I leer at you, and you scream and drop the cheese, while running away.

 

Maybe I should take out my fake vampire fangs.

gets some garlic, and a cross, a wooden stick etc........and takes the cheese!!!

burns the cross with some firewood [oops its your stake] and eats the garlic.

 

I breathe in your face with my garlicky breath, and you drop the cheese.

gets the stuff again, make the cross fire resistant, puts on gasmask... and takes te cheese

my breath burns through your gasmask, after I eat onions.

 

I take the cheese.