Jagex fixes the glitch.

 

I hit you over the head with my rubber chicken.

 

while you are begging me to sell you it, i pickpocket the cheese from you.

 

I run away.

You decide to do random dirty things to my body. you get arrested for being a necrophile.

 

I respawn in lumby and trade you a file for the cheese.

 

the file breaks.

 

Omgz :uhh:

 

What are you talking about?!

 

You don't respawn in lumby! You're a freaking human being! Anyways you're mortally wounded so yeah. I end up with an almost dead body again, which I whack Riku with. silver_wits dies in my hands, saying "I love you....guuuuhhh..." Riku dies because I whacked him with silver_wits, and now I have two dead bodies. I take the cheese, and decide to avenge silver_wits. So when Riku spawns in Lumbridge, I whack him with my baguette of doom. Lol, I killed him twice. I teleport to Varrock. And I have byakugans without a blind spot above my first vertebra, as well as a baguette of doom. So, no one can approach me without being sent to Lumbridge.

muhahah

 

i pickpoket teh cheese and tele to faladorohh dont worry about ur bonguetty of d00m its with me now i hid it in one of teh wite nights statues now u've gotta find out which one muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Bites abdussattar and turns him into a vampire.

 

stakes him.

 

finds the cheese, and covers it in his vampiric dust.

 

goes and mines some coal and buries the whole thing.

ias im mining in mining guildyes really thats what im doing rite now!

 

i accedently mine teh rock in which teh cheese was and now its mine

That is until Duriel kills you after I used a Time Machine \

 

 

 

Duriel gives me the cheese. I bury it in level 56 wildy.

The (ancient) cheese grows legs and walks into the ocean at the top of the thrice destroyed wilerness.

Call back the cheese by saying "here cheesey here cheesy cheesy.."

 

The cheese comes running back to me.

 

we have a reunion of sorts and I put it in my cheese harem [aka the fridge]

:lol:

 

 

 

However... You get banned for IRL trading I.E. putting Runescape cheese in your RL frigerator :XD:

 

 

 

Jagex, in a surprising moment of caring, gives me the cheese \

I lure you into the wildy through my "pure" and acquire the cheese.

Your pure gets banned too. For luring. 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

Jagex now has the cheese locked up in its pixel vaults. What are you going to do now?!

I hack into their bloody pixelated vaults and steal the cheese, framing Numero_uno..... :evil:

Hmm, OK. I can live with that. The next morning, Numer0_un0 is banned, but Flamin0sword is still playing the game! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

I inform them of the real thief using these forum posts for evidence, and you get perm banned (you were only temp banned). :-#

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, somewhere in there I grabbed the cheese. It's up to you to figure out where.

the cheese suddenly explodes. why? i planted a grenade in it.

 

you die in the explosion.

 

i use magic to put the cheese back together, then go to hide. somewhere....

goes to somewhere and says look over there! you dont look so i slap you take the cheese and run like hell :D

goes to somewhere and says look over there! you dont look so i slap you take the cheese and run like hell :D

 

I run like hell faster than the wind "But behind I do not glance, it was one thing that I did not dare, I just looked-a straight ahead!" [solo] and take the cheese from your weak earthling-runescapion hands. I hide the cheese in this website. Good luck finding it!

Grabs Harrinator1 as he's exiting the website, and chokes him.

 

he goes blue and points weakly to where the cheese is.

 

i apply more pressure and leave him slumped in an unconscious heap.

 

i take the cheese and hide it on fakeitormakeit's meorky site, the meorks are guarding it. :twisted:

I enter the websites to find the Meorks are only the most mightiest beasts of the world... If you don't consider their sizes. They are a wee smaller than 3 centimeters. I take the cheese, squishing one or two meorks on the way. I didn't mean to, sorry. I hide the cheese somewhere guarded by silver_wits. This means that no one can post, unless they hack silver_wits. Not that you should. silver_wits, change your pass.

I backstab you by stealing the cheese....

 

i hide it in Ali Baba's cave [you need to know enough background info on how to enter the cave... remember "honour among thieves" and im not talking about runescape]

I backstab you by stealing the cheese....

 

i hide it in Ali Baba's cave [you need to know enough background info on how to enter the cave... remember "honour among thieves" and im not talking about runescape]

 

 

 

*Sends off a bunch of hellhounds to find it*

 

 

 

*Throws the cheese that is in a protective shield into the event horizon of a blackhole where a blackhole monster eats it*

I backstab you by stealing the cheese....

 

i hide it in Ali Baba's cave [you need to know enough background info on how to enter the cave... remember "honour among thieves" and im not talking about runescape]

 

 

 

*Sends off a bunch of hellhounds to find it*

 

 

 

*Throws the cheese that is in a protective shield into the event horizon of a blackhole where a blackhole monster eats it*

 

Kills the hellhounds!

 

Hires a blackholemonster-eating monster that eats the blackhole and everything in it...And throws up the cheese. It's allergic apparently.

 

 

 

Runs to Switzerland and deposits it into a Zurich bank.

I rob the bank, and lock this thread so that nobody can touch the cheese.

 

 

 

Hooray! *celebrates*

kicks you and takes the cheese.

i make an announcement that i've got teh cheese and u rush to take it leaving teh REAL cheese behind which taken my mee :twisted:

Pickpockets abdussattar.