egamer"]i simply take the cheese from you while you're sleeping and place it in the emptiness in my head then travel into the outter reaches of space where i am surronded completely by antimatter.

 

Wouldn't the antimatter destroy itself to the contact of you? (Matter pwns antimatter)

 

Nevermind, someone already used that against you :)

 

I put on a mom disguise :anxious: and take the cheese from the blouse.

You have to go to the washroom.

 

 

 

You use the ladies.

 

 

 

15 helpless women in there mace you for looking creepy.

 

 

 

I hi five them and take the cheese.

why are we allfighting over a peice of cheese anyway? we need to settle this!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i cut the cheese into 1337 peices of cheese and give one to everyone that has/will play this game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

there, settled, YAY ITS THE END OF THIS MADDNESS!

They're after it because it's magical, and it magically turns back into one piece, and I get it, and throw it in the sewers.

i dive into the sewers look for the cheese then i find it! but a crocodile ate it

i call steve irwins wife and have her wrestle the crocodile while i watch from a safe distance, then karate chop the croc and take the cheese and run through the sewers

you slip, hit your head and the cheese falls into my hand.

i telegrab the cheese and run into Lletya with it. muahaha hardly anyone is here! i'm safe!

I've been trying to increase my aim better, by throwing rocks at a tree.

 

I miss and hit you instead.

 

I take the cheeese.

While you're busy taking the cheese, an elf attacks you for no reason, and I pickpocket your cheese with my 73 thieving.

Me and the elf turn friends after we both decide that Drizzt is the best elf out there and that we both want to have his babyies... (actually just the scimitars would work for both of us.)

 

We turn on you and enslave you. making you pickpocket him and steal the swords for us. I get the fireproof one.

 

Then we drop you in a ravine.

 

All the bones in your body, except for the ones in your ear, and the ones that make up your skull, break; although you do, kinda, crack your skull...

Ouch. However, and evil necromancer raises me from the dead, I join his army, and we overrun you. Then we find my poor body and get the cheese back. \

I never said yo died... isn't against the rules to kill someone?

 

anyways..

 

Me and the Necromancer meet up on the battlefeild, just as I get surrrounded by the Zombies... One touches me and I recoil in disgust.

 

I get overrun.

 

The Necromancer stands over me, planning to strike the last blow...

 

Just then.. I realise that this was the guy I gave fashion advice to last week!

 

He calls off the battle, says sorry, begs my forgiveness. I tell him to give me back the cheese.

 

He does.

 

He also sells your soul to the devil for 3gp...

 

We buy beer with it.

 

Cheers!

I never said yo died... isn't against the rules to kill someone?

 

anyways..

 

Me and the Necromancer meet up on the battlefeild, just as I get surrrounded by the Zombies... One touches me and I recoil in disgust.

 

I get overrun.

 

The Necromancer stands over me, planning to strike the last blow...

 

Just then.. I realise that this was the guy I gave fashion advice to last week!

 

He calls off the battle, says sorry, begs my forgiveness. I tell him to give me back the cheese.

 

He does.

 

He also sells your soul to the devil for 3gp...

 

We buy beer with it.

 

Cheers!

 

 

 

 

 

:( I got owned. However, the devil has his own personal interest in cheese... he sent me to fetch it. oh, one other small detail.

 

 

 

He gave me some uber-powers from Hell so I pk'd you out of wildy with ancients (only Flame burst instead of ice :XD: ) and stole the cheese. Mwahahaa.

I hire a professional killer and he says, "You have to shoot me first, otherwise there is no way to hell.", so I shoot him.

 

 

 

I hire a dark magician that has been dark magician since he was sixteen (is 69 now) and he uses dark magic to summon the undead version of this professional killer. Then the dark magician uses a spell that sends the cheese randomly near of the victim's grave. Too bad, the killer has used a helicopter to go all around the United States to kill people, it can be anywhere in this big country. :twisted:

I throw a rock at TBM. I miss and hit the Dark Magician in the back.

 

While apologising profusely, I pickpocket the cheese from him, because he wanted the cheese too.

 

I replace the cheese with a wad of used tissues I had wadded up in my pocket, because I have a really bad cold, and don't want to litter.

 

I'm already far away when you find out about the magician's deception. and my thieving.

That was a bomb, that explodes in your hands.

 

 

 

You didn't read some part of the post did you? :shame:

Then the dark magician uses a spell that sends the cheese randomly near of the victim's grave

you didn't read my whole post either...

 

I said that the Dark Magician wanted the cheese too.. so he stole the cheese basically from the grave, without your knowledge.. the whole deception thing?

 

I respawn 3 feet from where I stand. the cheese is in a pile of my stuff; armour, weapon, shield, hat, money, etc...

 

I run to grab it all back.

k so... ima take sum time to read all this posts... nvm ill just read last post. so.. umm... lol i dont have any creative answer or whatever i guess ill just hire someone to do the job for me.

 

 

 

*Hired thief does SOMETHING(k this sumthing means... nvm just use ur imagination to think about wat happened, wat a lame way to do it btw) to steal the cheese and gives it to me*

 

 

 

ill just put the cheese under my bed... or do i?

 

 

 

k so.. umm.. cya ppl -.- since im retired from runescape it will b a long time till i post again here.

 

 

 

*goes bak to play maplestory*

 

 

 

yay maple ftw

 

 

 

PS: i never thought this forum game would reach 29 pages O.o thx all of u 4 posting

You wasted your money on nothing, as the dark magician killed the thief with dark magic.

My 76 ranged character comes along, pwns the mage, and steals the cheese \

my 58 undead mage (im talking about world of warcraft) could easily kill your ranger in one hit

 

 

 

i take the cheese

And using the meorks hypnosis ability, it commands you to hand the cheese over to me.

Since I'm friends with the meorks.. I trade them a tomato for the cheese. :twisted:

The modern theory is an extension of the simpler Galilean or Newtonian concept of relativity, which holds that the laws of mechanics are the same in one system as in another system in uniform motion relative to it. Thus, it is impossible to detect the motion of a system by measurements made within the system, and such motion can be observed only in relation to other systems in uniform motion. When you are falling asleep during this lecture, i steal the cheese. The older concept of relativity assumes that space and time are correctly measured separately and regards them as absolute and independent realities. The system of relativity and mechanics of Galileo and Newton is perfectly self-consistent, but the addition of Maxwell's theory of electricity and magnetism to the system leads to fundamental theoretical difficulties related to the problem of absolute motion.