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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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Smiles knowingly.. cheese is in my fridge.

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May I remember you I teleported the cheese to my pocket? And that I ate the sandwich? :-s

 

Let's continue with your story anyways <.<

 

You invite me over. You make two cheese sandwiches. I refuse to eat mine, very impolitely. Instead I take the cheese from my sandwich, but you already ate yours. Which should ban you from this game, you're not allowed to eat the cheese. I run away still shocked by the cheese's mutilation.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

i make a time machine ans go back to the 1st post, now the cheese is happy and in one (not smelly, dirty, pooinfused, been in multiple peoples pants, shirts, hair, blown up, shot... ect.) piece.

 

i have the chsses, take it from me!

 

 

 

i take the cheeese from unspecting cheese and run away to the town of noogle, were you cannot catch me!

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I teleport to noogle. Since I can't catch you, I blow you up. Sorry :oops:

 

I take the cheese and smelt it into a gold bar shape. All of ye morons think it's a gold bar. I have the cheese, but, shhhh! Tip.it must not know!

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

a tip.it mod finds out u have the cheese and they take it from you and delete ur account :twisted:

 

 

 

they will delete any1 else's account if you try to take the cheese :twisted:

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Not all F2Pers are beggars or scammers, some are respected members, but these respected people are over-populated by these beggar and scammers.

I persuade the tip.it mod to give it to me. I cast a spell that gives amneisia (btw I hope theres no such thing, lol), and runs away with it into the wilderness and buries it under the KBD lair surrounded by 10mil KBDs waiting to kill the unsuspecting fool who tries to steal it. I also hire a Bob cat to automatically teleport you to his island if you are with range of the cheese.

 

 

 

 

 

Try to take it from me now :XD: .

So you're actually suggesting JaGex implements something into the game which for several years have been trying to stop?... :XD:
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i blow up all the [god damned] KBD's and i get teleported just as i get the cheese, and i kill bob on scaperune, so no one else can get it! muhahaha

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Back to RuneScape, Again.Avatar by Brian The Great

i ask bob to teleport you back and i grab the cheese from u with telegrab (wich i cant cast :oops: ) and log out. muhahahahahahahaha :twisted: :shock:

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wazzzz up!

Knowing i'm sitting right beside you, I ask you to log in and drop trade the cheese, so that I can take it. You joyfully accept. \' I have the cheese. I spread gasoline on the cheese and burn it. I now have burnt cheese, and everyone lost interest in the "Pass the Cheese- Now on TIF" topic. As said above, feel free to insult me/spam my private messages with insults.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

im gonna ban you for burning the cheese because i was gonna use it for my pizza and i will unburn it and grab it and wait until someone takes it from me :shock:

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wazzzz up!

im gonna ban you for burning the cheese

 

Pfff... Wannabe mods these days :notalk: :shame:

 

Well, since you're waiting for someone to take the cheese from you, I will. :| I take the cheese from you, and whack you. You're now unconcious. :mrgreen:

 

[Edit] You know, maybe we should look for another game instead of only posting one eh sk8erman? To the "You're banned" game!

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I telegrab the cheese from your mouth and teleport to a safe distance.

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You're being watched.

I use my powers to make the safe distance an unsafe distance, with innapropriate television. While your mother is scolding you, I take the cheese

Join Epiphany!

I flash you.. While you are staring gobsmacked, I take the cheese from you, and disappear. :thumbsup:

i pay some noob 5 gp to go up and distract you with all his begging and while you're buzy trying to ignore him i take the cheese

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

I ask Zezima to talk 2 u, and say that he'll give u 100M, u get distracted, and i pickpocket the cheese from ur pocket. :D

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I kick you where I shouldn't, and I take the cheese from you. I stuff the cheese deep in my dirty ear, where no one will want to take it.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

i put on radioactive-resistant gloves and a noseclip, and takes the cheese out of ur ear, laughs like Stewie from Family Guy & runs of... :thumbsup:

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| 144,261st to 99 magic on the 2nd of September 2011. |

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| Blog |

when your mom's chainging your diapers, I steal the cheese from you... :-w

I take the cheese from you since I'm God and you are inferior scum. Well, according to the other game.

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You're being watched.

I bribe one of your angels with promises of bodily sins to steal the cheese for me. He steals the cheese and I rescind my promise.

i take the cheese from your unspecting cheese, and teleport to scaperune, and then KILL BOB THE EVIL CAT SO NO ONE CAN GET TO SCAPE RUNE.

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Back to RuneScape, Again.Avatar by Brian The Great

Bob lives, because on ScapeRune, everything is opposite...

 

He teleports me, I grab the cheese, and he keeps you as his servant to wipe his but. \'

but back in RS, i shoot you with that new bow and arrow set thingy and steal the cheese and throw it to A jagex mod.

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

Well, the aim is to actually have the cheese in your possession...

 

 

 

The Jagex Moderator gets mad at you for throwing a lump of cheese at him and uses his Runescape matter conversion or programming skills to continuosly spawn 750 random events. YOu fail to answer to them all you get hit 400 times by drunken dwarves, highwaymen and swarms, and get teleported to heaps of random event worlds. The mod laughs at you and flies away on a helicopter (that he spawns).

 

 

 

While you're getting dealing with the pests, I pick up the cheese and roll myself in a blanket and jump off a bridge!! (I land in the ocean...and I'm probably dead.)

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