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Being as intelligent as I am, a government agent discovers the cheese on the floor in the Pentagon and I am called in to check it out. I reassure them that it is just a hunk of cheese from a game I play. They give me the cheese and I hide it inside a special water-gun-knife-sword-bomb-rocket-fireproof lock box that has no lock on the outside.

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I gaff the shark that you fed the cheeses to, cut open his stomach,and take the cheese. I put the cheese in a box just like the last one except this one has no key hole for a lock and contains an anti-teleportation device.

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i make you open it or i gut you like a fish, you agree, unlock it, give me cheese, i go home, watch tv, give my sister a cheese sandwich, listen to music, watch a movie...........

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You rented the movie from the blockbuster I am the manager of, but left the cheese there. I take it and hide it in my never ending bag of goodies.

 

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I go to the North Pole, where you live, because your actually Santa Clause in disguise. Seeing that I've been such a good boy this year so far and that I came all that way to see you, you reach in your bag without paying attention and accidentally hand me the cheese. I take the cheese and give it to a baby who is crying. The baby stops crying and places the cheese in its diaper, which turns out to be dirty in the back end. I stand there and wait for someone else to come along so that I can explain the situation.

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hey, i dont have it.....

 

 

 

my sister's got a CHEESE Sandwich. work it out......

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The baby is Gazzy's sister! I make him fish out the cheese and wash it off then I steal it. I take the cheese to my secret hideout that noone knows about, not even my family, and I hide there.

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... whatever, my sisters 15.....

 

 

 

I read your mind and learn of your evil base and break in, steal your cheese, and take it a base like yours but better, and erase everyones memory in the world, including mine, and so the cheese id lost forever, or is it...

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After walking around aimlessly for a couple of minutes, I walk into a base. "Hey, a base", I think. "What's this? CHEESE!!! I'd better keep this safe!" Into my pocket it goes. And so the story begins again!

 

 

 

I'm watching you, mice! :-$

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I find a remote that says "Unerase everyone's memories" so I press it for the heck of it. I instantly remember about the cheese and track down neovenator. Because he doesn't want the cheese I easily trade him 10k for it. I take the cheese and hide it in an invincible force field that has no power switch and needs no energy sorce.

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I hit you in the head with a sledgehammer for figuring out how to get through my force field, knocking you out cold. I pick up the cheese you drop and steal the 10k back for double crossing me. I climb to the peak of Mount Everest and bring an endless supply of oxygen so I can breath.

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I punch around inside the alien's stomach causing him to throw me up. I take over control of his space craft and I fly to mexico.

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Ticked off because you blew me up, I click on the link and stick my hand through the screen grab you and drag you out. I beat you until your unconcious and I take the cheese.

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ITEM menu, USE, Phonix Down, Use on Gazzy, I alive!

 

 

 

Thank you Final fantasy Vll!

 

 

 

Anyway, i steal the cheese and make it into a sauce for my steak

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*steals cheese.*

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

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