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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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Being as intelligent as I am, a government agent discovers the cheese on the floor in the Pentagon and I am called in to check it out. I reassure them that it is just a hunk of cheese from a game I play. They give me the cheese and I hide it inside a special water-gun-knife-sword-bomb-rocket-fireproof lock box that has no lock on the outside.

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Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

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That's why I hire someone to teleport to the inside get the cheese, and get out. And also he has a magical key.

 

 

 

He then feeds it to the sharks.

I gaff the shark that you fed the cheeses to, cut open his stomach,and take the cheese. I put the cheese in a box just like the last one except this one has no key hole for a lock and contains an anti-teleportation device.

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Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

i make you open it or i gut you like a fish, you agree, unlock it, give me cheese, i go home, watch tv, give my sister a cheese sandwich, listen to music, watch a movie...........

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

You rented the movie from the blockbuster I am the manager of, but left the cheese there. I take it and hide it in my never ending bag of goodies.

 

(I will give credit to anyone who knows the reference :D )

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I go to the North Pole, where you live, because your actually Santa Clause in disguise. Seeing that I've been such a good boy this year so far and that I came all that way to see you, you reach in your bag without paying attention and accidentally hand me the cheese. I take the cheese and give it to a baby who is crying. The baby stops crying and places the cheese in its diaper, which turns out to be dirty in the back end. I stand there and wait for someone else to come along so that I can explain the situation.

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Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

hey, i dont have it.....

 

 

 

my sister's got a CHEESE Sandwich. work it out......

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

The baby is Gazzy's sister! I make him fish out the cheese and wash it off then I steal it. I take the cheese to my secret hideout that noone knows about, not even my family, and I hide there.

dtrishde5.jpg

Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

... whatever, my sisters 15.....

 

 

 

I read your mind and learn of your evil base and break in, steal your cheese, and take it a base like yours but better, and erase everyones memory in the world, including mine, and so the cheese id lost forever, or is it...

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

After walking around aimlessly for a couple of minutes, I walk into a base. "Hey, a base", I think. "What's this? CHEESE!!! I'd better keep this safe!" Into my pocket it goes. And so the story begins again!

 

 

 

I'm watching you, mice! :-$

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....

i do a kamehame wave and take the cheese although i dont like it :P i justed wanted to have it muahahahah

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I find a remote that says "Unerase everyone's memories" so I press it for the heck of it. I instantly remember about the cheese and track down neovenator. Because he doesn't want the cheese I easily trade him 10k for it. I take the cheese and hide it in an invincible force field that has no power switch and needs no energy sorce.

dtrishde5.jpg

Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

then i use my super mole powers to dig under dtrish's forcefield and take the cheese great now i have cheese and 10k :)

RSN:neovenator

proud fire cape owner

proud fighter torso owner

I hit you in the head with a sledgehammer for figuring out how to get through my force field, knocking you out cold. I pick up the cheese you drop and steal the 10k back for double crossing me. I climb to the peak of Mount Everest and bring an endless supply of oxygen so I can breath.

dtrishde5.jpg

Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

I punch around inside the alien's stomach causing him to throw me up. I take over control of his space craft and I fly to mexico.

dtrishde5.jpg

Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

i blow up mexico and catch the cheese back here in england and take it to the magical world of weebl and bob (Toon on http://www.weebls-stuff.com)

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

Ticked off because you blew me up, I click on the link and stick my hand through the screen grab you and drag you out. I beat you until your unconcious and I take the cheese.

dtrishde5.jpg

Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

ITEM menu, USE, Phonix Down, Use on Gazzy, I alive!

 

 

 

Thank you Final fantasy Vll!

 

 

 

Anyway, i steal the cheese and make it into a sauce for my steak

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

*steals cheese.*

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Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P

 

Runescape is why I support abortion.

How?

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Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

I figure out "how" and take it too my lair....

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There's no such thing as "wireless." Just really long extension cords.

I nuke your lair

 

and takes the cheese

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Just when you are on the way to the helicopter I place a bomb in it, and you get destroyed with your helicopter, luckily you accidently dropped the cheese on your way. :twisted:

you fall into an endless pit but you left the cheese at the edge of the pit trying to get up

 

the cheese is still mine

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